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Just like to point out that the statement, “I support trans people but Self ID might be abused by male sex offenders,” is not intended as genuine support or concern, it’s designed to make you think that any trans woman you encounter is a possible sex offender.

Fancy Brenda 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) (@SpillerOfTea)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 12:35 GMT

I invite high-budget streaming TV shows to consider ending season 1 with some kind of conclusion that ties up the threads in the story.

Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 00:23 GMT

went on a first date tonight that lasted 7 minutes because the second question he asked me was how big my boobs were

bailey moon (@Baileymoon15)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 23:33 GMT

I WORK AT A LAW FIRM!!!!!!!!!!!

Adelaide Gardner (@ohadelaide)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 15:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/abomnblejoeman/status/1616606475773960192

i just said “absolutely not” and got up and left. we hadn’t ordered anything yet so i didn’t feel bad

bailey moon (@Baileymoon15)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 06:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/readDanwrite/status/1616475710255923203

No, you didn't say otherwise. You just conveniently left that bit ("email") out. In doing so, you made a tough story, worse. Shocking. A journalist taking the axiom, "If it bleeds it leads" to the extreme.

Geoff Pomerantz (@gpmrntz)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 17:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/TungusBusko/status/1616088909469085696

if only they were forced

joe isaac (@Wee_Joe_isaac)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 14:56 GMT

Outside of my Ring 0, it's getting more and more difficult to really give a fuck about anything or anyone.

💖 @EvieAlways@tech.lgbt 💖 (@EvieAlways)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 20:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/magicdome_/status/1616225075602104321

I'm going on blåhaj tank

puzzled princess 🧩 (@nunmoder)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 00:19 GMT

can one of you stripey sock bitches please program a duolingo-type app for voice training

puzzled princess 🧩 (@nunmoder)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 05:53 GMT

If you can’t be concretely helpful to people who’ve lost their jobs, it’s best to STFU rather than resort to these sort of bromides. Try telling this to someone from India stuck in the green card queue for 15 years or someone who has a mortgage and 3 children to care for.

Cindy Sridharan (@copyconstruct)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 21:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1616525847883644949

And I made shibarbie decor

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 21:17 GMT

cuphead is the perfect unwind game cause there’s no room for anxiety in your brain when you’re using every single brain cell you have to dodge like 50 things at once

I'mma say this again. Be careful accepting a role at a company that has not done layoffs yet. Be skeptical and ask questions. I'm hearing some wild stories out here.

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If a company has not done layoffs in 2022, be very skeptical of their hiring. People will tell you things are going great and they're not planning layoffs. But things can change real quick. And new hires are on the chopping block first.

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Mon, 31 Oct 2022 16:11 GMT

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 17:56 GMT

Search for the query instead of typing it by hand.

Attached: 1 image Clickbait your CV's, yo... 😄

DeSantis banning AP African American Studies is a reminder of that old quote -- White privilege is when your history is the curriculum and every other history is an elective.

Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@QasimRashid)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 05:05 GMT

Urgh! Yet another thing that #MacOS can't do which is standard on #Linux. I have my monitor connected to my MacBook using HDMI. Sound comes out of my monitor. It is *impossible* to control the volume of the Mac once it is connected. Laptop volume buttons just show the 🚫 symbol when pressed. It's a work Mac, so I can't install any software on it to change this behaviour. But, frankly, why should I have to? Every other laptop works fine with an external speaker. Why are Macs so crap?

As a… – Third-party Twitter client user I want… – API access revoked so that… – I can enjoy a better experience with the official app

Shit User Story (@ShitUserStory)Fri, 13 Jan 2023 13:56 GMT

Today is Kevin’s 2nd birthday 🎉 Kevin has changed my life I’ve had a really bad couple of years, and whilst no dog can fix that, he’s given me something to look forward to. A reason to get up. And he gives me true unconditional love Happy birthday Kev ❤️

Laura J Hyatt (@LauraJHyatt)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 10:50 GMT

Council Estate Media (@CEstateMedia)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 10:55 GMT

ADHD = standing in the kitchen, wondering why.

ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 02:58 GMT

> It's important to remember that the price rises we've seen recently have been primarily driven by global energy prices. What bullshit. Spelling mistake: energy prices / energy company greed

Just saw an ambulance filling up at the petrol station. Went up and asked what chocolate they liked... a surprised look and "Galaxy"... Bought a couple of bars of galaxy chocolate for them and they were very grateful. Massive smiles. It's a small thing but seemed to mean a lot

If I ever get staffed on a show I will ABSOLUTELY be one of those writers searching for any and all mentions of my work here on twitter

Hope Rehak (@HopeRehak)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 05:43 GMT

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‘Gossip Girl’ reboot canceled by HBO Max after 2 seasons.

Pop Crave (@PopCrave)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 16:57 GMT

jules (@ariistosachaion)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 17:53 GMT

"Third-party clients don't make us any money so of course we're not allowing them" is a bold stance from the one platform that doesn't share revenue with its creators. #Twitter

this guy is having a normal one on this cute pic of me and my friends

bibo (@biboofficial)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 03:21 GMT

Okay so I’m doing some planning and about to create several JIRA tickets. Where’s the line between doing too much pre-work research on my part vs leaving too many unknowns? I want to smoothen the edges for the team but maybe keep some fun challenge. Any tips?

blank (@kefimochi)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 06:53 GMT

Tory MPs who seem to think food bank use is down to personal choices: It’s weird how everyone suddenly became very shit at budgeting around 2010

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 11:09 GMT

One of many reasons why @David_Cameron deserves to live in infamy #ToriesOut

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Tory MPs who seem to think food bank use is down to personal choices: It’s weird how everyone suddenly became very shit at budgeting around 2010

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 11:09 GMT

Steve Smith (@SteveSmith_Tech)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 07:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/davefarley77/status/1616194161991946248

Learned Helplessness. medicalnewstoday.com/articles/325355

Daniil Marchenko🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@sonofhammer)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 22:11 GMT

Attached: 2 images The “Too Good To Go” app can have some cracking deals on it. My wife snagged 5 vegan donuts from Doughnotts for like £4.30!

https://twitter.com/kylewelch/status/1616127054071709723

This but like with depression 😬

blank (@kefimochi)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 18:30 GMT

I have been sick for the past few days, but I have gotten so good as just dealing with it that I forget I am sick. I really need to just stop putting up a front and let the sickness take me, so I can properly recover.

Kyle Welch (@kylewelch)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 17:34 GMT

New LTM: Date Night ❤️‍🩹 When healing, you can heal your duo partner if they are close to you. 💘 New Weapon: The Heart Stealer. A romantic variant of the Bocek Bow, which heals you with a percentage of the damage you deal. Starts February 7, will take over Duos mode.

Apex Legends News (@alphaINTEL)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 16:43 GMT

Things I say to my puppy without providing additional context part 1: "I know being alive is very exciting but that's still no reason to bite my booty"

Anaïs Urlichs Ⓥ (@urlichsanais)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 09:13 GMT

One of things that frustrates me more in OSS is… folks asking when we will implement a feature for them. To all whom need to hear this: in community projects, this is unlikely to happen. Send a PR or find a way to fund that development.

Matteo Collina (@matteocollina)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 17:04 GMT

Sadly, I’m on my way to the vet to say goodbye to her. Today is cancelled.

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This is Zelda, my pet ferret. Just dropped her off at the vet, she’s not been doing very well recently. I’ll just be here staring into space most of the day. Let’s hope she’s going to be OK ❤️ 😢

David Flanagan (@rawkode)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 12:18 GMT

David Flanagan (@rawkode)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 15:39 GMT

The bike shedding will continue until morale improves

Jerod Santo (@jerodsanto)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 14:03 GMT

Seeing people posting about being laid off after 30 years of employment at Microsoft is a great example of corporate loyalty.

Dare Obasanjo (@Carnage4Life)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 05:17 GMT

reading a post on Tumblr about how zoomers just have trans classmates and it's a normal, unsurprising thing now, and like, it's good to understand that we're *winning* and that's why there's so much culture war backlash against us

Cara (@caraesten)Wed, 18 Jan 2023 15:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/LeeAndersonMP_/status/1616005190036987906

Hi Katy do you mind posing for a photograph, I want to tweet out your salary and living arrangements in order to shit on people in completely different circumstances that have been forced to use food banks because of our callous and shitty government, cheers

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 10:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/LeeAndersonMP_/status/1616005190036987906

Really hope someone offers Katy a better job on the back of this tweet.

David M Barnett (@davidmbarnett)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 11:14 GMT

having a cat is great. every day i'm like 'how did i live life before this.' i mean yes the crime rate in my house is up like 40,000% percent. but. worth it for the new experiences every day with this guy.

Premee Mohamed (@premeesaurus)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 16:44 GMT

me finding out who's been spending all my money

Monzo (@monzo)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 12:40 GMT

i’m sorry this is so fucking funny

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Donald Trump quietly driving his Rolls Royce while listening to Taylor Swift’s “Blank Space", filmed by Melania from the back seat with flash on.

Pop Base (@pojbase)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 11:42 GMT

kendall roygbiv (@keldotlauren)Wed, 18 Jan 2023 06:16 GMT