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https://twitter.com/madebymagnolia/status/1615439300589674496

Just recently I saw "(employee name) layoff discussion" in my boss's work calendar. Eeek!

onefulltimejob (@onefulltimejob)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:55 GMT

So this is how I learned my work calendar wasn’t private.

Paul Jackson (@madebymagnolia)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 20:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/madebymagnolia/status/1615439300589674496

I once saw a coworkers calendar with ‘sexy time’ blocked off as out of office for 2 hours in the middle of the day. I never asked, but have been very careful with my calendar ever since. Still wonder what happened in those 2 hours.

Little Debbie Enthusiast (@JoshRAgee)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 20:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/madebymagnolia/status/1615439300589674496

Someone asked me once what the spooky event in my calendar was. Turned it they had phonetically processed "OOO" as a ghost noise and not me being too lazy to type "Out of office".

🥨hollyzone🥨 (@hollyzone)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 20:54 GMT

So @ashleymcnamara has been an amazing friend to me in so many ways, but her hipping me to RSD changed my life for the better in so many ways. This is why, when people say that tech folks should only talk about tech, they can eat actual shit.

Tim Banks: Principal VibeOps Engineer (@elchefe)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/elchefe/status/1615466883142266881

(Rejection Sensitive Dysmorphia)

Tim Banks: Principal VibeOps Engineer (@elchefe)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:52 GMT

So there’s even more reason to not follow shitty people: you are now subjecting your followers to their content. Just had a tweet in my TL from Laur*n B*ebert because I follow someone who follows her. 🙄 Follows are endorsement and amplification, I've been saying this forever!!

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/justkelly_ok/status/1615467687349719043

"But I want to keep tabs on shitty people too" THEN PUT THEM IN A LIST

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:55 GMT

Link to: https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1615405842735714304

A CLI tool to make git changes across many repos, especially useful with Microservices. - GitHub - Clever/microplane: A CLI tool to make git changes across many repos, especially useful with Micros...

Meghan Markle is the perfect example that even when your husband’s uncle is a sex offender connected to pedophiles, being an attractive, smart, successful woman is still a bigger inconvenience to a racist, misogynistic family.

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Meghan Markle is the perfect example of how marrying the wrong woman can destroy your entire family

Vanessa Sierra (@vanessasierra00)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 11:00 GMT

Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 18:01 GMT

between losing both justin roiland and andrew tate, it’s been a sad month for white men with no personality my heart goes out to their drywall

Brody from Iowa (@BrodyFStanford)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 17:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/hunter_hhhh/status/1614858776972251139

*in regular Justin Roiland voice* Aww jeez

Rolo McFlurry (@Grape_soda)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 19:40 GMT

justin roiland's lawyers before court

hunter (@hunter_hhhh)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 05:35 GMT

What's the German word for being able to afford almost every little thing you desired as a kid, but feeling nothing shortly after purchasing those dream items?

Iheanyi Ekechukwu (@iheanyi@fireplace.cafe) (@kwuchu)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 16:20 GMT

The second part of a three part look at new features in Go 1.20.

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1615043352226893856

The more I hear about these guys the more I don’t care for them.

Duck the halls with boughs of holly (@amphitryoniades)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 20:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1615043352226893856

LC (@LuvFB_HateFifa)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 23:15 GMT

Well guess what we’re gonna make fun of the Taliban for paying for twitter too twitter.com/bbcworld/statu…

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Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter bbc.in/3ITvJAa

BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 17:48 GMT

Saltinx (@BraveArcanine)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 02:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1615043352226893856

Me to the Taliban:

Craig Moore (@craigmoore02)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 17:59 GMT

One of the worst sex offenders in recent history served as a Met officer for 20 years. Despite the police being repeatedly told of allegations, he was allowed to serve, carry a gun and use his position to assault women. This is not a “bad apple”. The problem is institutional.

Nadia Whittome MP (@NadiaWhittomeMP)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 12:37 GMT

What really fucks me off is that there are protests against this blocking the bill rubbish but I’m now too scared to protest in case I get arrested, because I’d lose my job at the bank. But that’s exactly what the govt wanted isn’t it. I wasn’t planning on doing anything illegal but given that someone literally got arrested for a placard that said “fuck imperialism, abolish monarchy” I don’t even know what’s “allowed” any more

Attached: 1 image while I hunt for t-shirts, I heartily recommend this (sadly sold out at the mo) pin from Rainbow and Co: https://rainbowandco.uk/collections/trans-pride/products/terf-repellent-pin

This man is horrific --- RT @yasmin_poole Peter Thiel, co-founder of PayPal and one of the largest individual donors in US politics, just referred to Greta Thunberg as part of the “autistic children’s brigade” in his Oxford address. https://twitter.com/yasmin_poole/status/1615133384036040709

Men don’t need to go to the trouble of changing their legal gender and infiltrating women’s spaces to sexually assault them, like TERFs would have you believe. Why would they when they can just join the Met Police and get away with it for decades

Oh fuck off fucking Tories

https://twitter.com/DaylightElise/status/1615071182105214977

the automatic launchers are still missing 👀

Jazz🏳️‍🌈✨ (@cr4ckz0ob)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 19:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1615038504131792900

She has an arsenal

Elise, the Queen 🏳️‍⚧️ (@DaylightElise)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 19:39 GMT

ur honor my client Doesn’t like jail.

austin (@igotnohoz)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 08:14 GMT

Me to the HR department: Thanks! Loved my time being employed here Me on Glassdoor:

Charlie Clark (@CharC_SEO)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 06:38 GMT

Important: You cannot assume a linux user has a home directory, or username. Many docker containers use a bare UID with no user or home. Two different packages this week failing silently because, after 2 hours of struggling, it turns out they depend on a home dir.

Ryan O'Horo (@redteamwrangler)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 03:36 GMT

This is a full-frontal attack on our democratically elected Scottish Parliament and it's ability to make it's own decisions on devolved matters. @scotgov will defend the legislation & stand up for Scotland’s Parliament. If this Westminster veto succeeds, it will be first of many twitter.com/bbcphilipsim/s…

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Scottish Secretary says UKgov is using a S35 order to block a Holyrood bill (for the first time) due to concerns that the gender reforms would have “an adverse impact on the operation of Great Britain-wide equalities legislation” twitter.com/bbcbreaking/st…

Philip Sim (@BBCPhilipSim)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 17:45 GMT

Nicola Sturgeon (@NicolaSturgeon)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 18:06 GMT

Nobody will ever tweet a better tweet than Jaboukie's FBI one. They can take the blue check but we'll always have this.

B (@Breliloquy)Tue, 24 Mar 2020 04:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/Breliloquy/status/1242312980978520064

I also enjoy this gem

B (@Breliloquy)Tue, 24 Mar 2020 05:04 GMT

you want me to find a husband? The person who is statistically most likely to murder me?

stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 06:18 GMT

Might fuck around and actually express my feelings and wants and needs 😎

Cates Holderness (@catesish)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 05:54 GMT

as sad as it is that carta is leaving LA (for now) i’m so glad she and lilith got to meet each other

mare (@MareNextDoor)Tue, 17 Jan 2023 06:24 GMT

Protected tweets of people I don’t follow are showing up fully visible on my “for you page” because someone I follow liked them. Just in case you thought your protected tweets are protected, they aren’t.

Caelan Conrad (@CaelanConrad)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 23:11 GMT

Apparently some whales have hairy blowholes...which you really can't say without immediately deciding that hairy blowhole is your new favorite insult

Carly Anne York, Ph.D. (@BiologyCarly)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 22:19 GMT

I am on a train home with abysmal WiFi and I am pretty shocked at how many _top apps_ have terrible UX when it comes to standard 'no-internet scenarios' 😅

Ed Holloway-George 🍝 (@Sp4ghettiCode)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 21:40 GMT

Ayyyy, I was on @NPR today talking about The Anti-Planner! If you missed it, here’s the link 💖 (Press the ‘play’ button next to the article title ▶️) wbur.org/hereandnow/202…

Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics (@danidonovan)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 21:50 GMT

someone on TikTok accused me of stealing a stand up joke and when I asked them from who? they sent me a clip of someone doing the joke and that someone was me

Mohanad Elshieky (@MohanadElshieky)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 00:50 GMT

Who got the phattest ass on tech twitter

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Who’s the fittest person in tech twitter?

Florin Pop 👨🏻‍💻 (@florinpop1705)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 05:42 GMT

annie (@soychotic)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 16:19 GMT

Having a classic ADHD day. Can't decide what to do of many options, so I'm doing nothing instead.

Kyle Shevlin (@kyleshevlin)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 19:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1611952842230894598

THEY REDID THE INTRO AFTER INTRODUCING MICHAEL SCOTT PAPER COMPANY 😭🥺 Cannot wait to see how it all turns out!

blank (@kefimochi)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 19:33 GMT

americans are like "you don't have venmo???" no we have functional banking

🐰 (@TAIKORA)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 05:46 GMT

When you have ADHD you never quite know what's going to interest you next. Right now it's trying to get enough sleep.

there was a shift in the universe when cobra starship and leighton meester dropped this

2000s (@PopCulture2000s)Sun, 15 Jan 2023 22:01 GMT

Scoop: Amazon won't be renewing any shows starring Jeremy Clarkson beyond what's already been commissioned. No more new episodes/seasons of "The Grand Tour" and "Clarkson's Farm" beyond 2024. variety.com/2023/tv/global…

Manori (@manori_r)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 14:43 GMT