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“did you watch the grammys” yeah right after i read the newspaper

trash jones (@jzux)Mon, 06 Feb 2023 15:15 GMT

The reason Pedro Pascal is hot is because he consistently plays good-aligned characters who are as tired and grumpy as I am.

trash, but make it fashion 🦝✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Tue, 07 Feb 2023 04:47 GMT

I read the Harry Potter series while incarcerated. Those books helped me get through some really tough times. Yet I'll never pick one up again because I value the lives of trans folks over a book series (or silly game). Because that's what we're discussing here.

Kurt Kemple (@theworstdev)Tue, 07 Feb 2023 04:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/c_tutte/status/1622537735465582593

who asked

Kilo Mike (@KilogramMichael)Mon, 06 Feb 2023 11:18 GMT

Kinda weird how every culture has a fairy, gnome, or little man myth. Probably nothing

taddy mason (@no_goblins)Mon, 06 Feb 2023 17:53 GMT

If you make something that you personally want and can’t find anywhere else, chances are others will want it too. This is how RailsCasts became successful with zero marketing.

Ryan Bates (@rbates)Mon, 06 Feb 2023 20:31 GMT

When you're doing a @Lovehoney order and buy something literally just for yourself, not even for sex purposes 🤣 I just thought it was cool 🤣🤣🤣

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 06 Feb 2023 21:14 GMT

Finally managed to snag an image of this beauty, Thor’s helmet in Canis Major

Bray Falls (@astrofalls)Sun, 05 Feb 2023 21:56 GMT

Why is it “if you can't pay rent, buy fewer lattes” and not “if you can't pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts”?

Mohamad Safa (@mhdksafa)Mon, 06 Feb 2023 20:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/thedigitaldash_/status/1622099155588993026

“get fucked dude” like LMAOOOOO that’s so real

dash is watching ozark (s4) • they/them (@thedigitaldash_)Sun, 05 Feb 2023 05:06 GMT

“get fucked” as an insult is literally one of the funniest phrases white ppl ever made. like they were in their bag with that one

dash is watching ozark (s4) • they/them (@thedigitaldash_)Sun, 05 Feb 2023 05:05 GMT

Attached: 1 image Well! This is a new one for me! #StateOfOpen #OpenUK

Happy to say that I'll be stepping in at the last minute to speak at OpenUK's State of Open Con, in London tomorrow. I'll be talking about "zero trust: beyond the buzzwords" - what does this really, actaully mean for networking, compute, and supply chains? @openuk@hachyderm.io #SOOCon23

Attached: 1 image please enjoy this moment of stillness from the prince of darkness 🖤

A few years ago I committed to saying sorry less and saying thank you more. Instead of saying “I’m sorry I’m late” trying “thank you for waiting for me”. It’s made each time I say sorry feel more meaningful and genuine. Also, I get to practice gratitude more often.

Heldiney 🇺🇦 (@heldiney)Mon, 06 Feb 2023 12:16 GMT

Lisa’s just trying to eat her steak in peace

Saturday Night Live - SNL (@nbcsnl)Sun, 05 Feb 2023 06:48 GMT

Based on the amount of cold calls (a lot on the actual phone 😳) from recruiters and recruiting software vendors - I’m getting the impression the business isn’t going so great.

Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️‍🌈 (@pati_gallardo)Mon, 06 Feb 2023 13:14 GMT

Confession: I don’t really know what business logic is.

Daniel Cranney 🇬🇧 (@danielcranney)Fri, 03 Feb 2023 07:46 GMT

This is a fantastic way to flush out the "If you can't explain your job to a 7-year-old then you don't understand it" replies. There are some real fundamentals in our industry that everyone assumes that everyone else knows. And when you poke at the edges, we really don't!

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Confession: I don’t really know what business logic is.

Daniel Cranney 🇬🇧 (@danielcranney)Fri, 03 Feb 2023 07:46 GMT

Daniel Terhorst-North @tastapod@mastodon.social (@tastapod)Mon, 06 Feb 2023 13:17 GMT

Cat has learned to associate the smell of me making coffee with him getting whipped cream

j ❄ (@silvergelpen)Mon, 06 Feb 2023 13:21 GMT

google calendar invites, but they show how late all participants historically are for meetings and recommend the actual time you should join so you're not waiting or making awkward small really for 10 minutes at the beginning of every call 🙃

Steph Mui (@stephmui)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 16:08 GMT

This is definitely a man who understands his product before making decisions

Matthew Garrett (@mjg59)Sun, 05 Feb 2023 09:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/urlichsanais/status/1622550457317990400

I'm buying my puppy a house with a garden that has grass because she deserves the best life possible

Anaïs Urlichs Ⓥ (@urlichsanais)Mon, 06 Feb 2023 11:02 GMT

I might be crazy doing this right now BUT my mortgage application got accepted 🎉

Anaïs Urlichs Ⓥ (@urlichsanais)Mon, 06 Feb 2023 10:59 GMT

This is an immediate unfollow and block from me. I am the parent of an intellectually disabled child, and this term is a cheap, nasty, childish, ableist slur that is used to denigrate children like mine. I will never follow anyone who revels in it, like this:

Aidan Comerford (@AidanCTweets)Sun, 05 Feb 2023 09:09 GMT

imagine shooting down the spy balloon and it explodes in a giant cloud of pink smoke and glitter and then you hear a family in the distance cheering

derek guy (@dieworkwear)Sat, 04 Feb 2023 19:59 GMT

Production is your single source of truth #notsorry

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Your source code is NOT your single source of truth ,, it never was :) #cfgmgmtcamp

Kris Buytaert (@KrisBuytaert)Mon, 06 Feb 2023 09:13 GMT

Steve Smith (@SteveSmith_Tech)Mon, 06 Feb 2023 09:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/Iromg/status/1622342244182130688

Aidan Comerford (@AidanCTweets)Mon, 06 Feb 2023 09:49 GMT

if i could be permanently ratatouilled i would. just relinquish all control. let the rat do it. im done

zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Sun, 05 Feb 2023 03:22 GMT

Every dead body on Everest was once a person with paid vacation. Be thankful you’re at work

Jonah (@MillennialJQ)Thu, 02 Feb 2023 20:53 GMT

This shouldn’t be allowed and isn’t ok

Juliet (day 4) (@dogfightin)Sun, 05 Feb 2023 09:27 GMT

at this point I can’t even join in on the jokes anymore, if leonardo dicaprio is approaching 50 and dating a teenager, then he is an actual sexual predator let’s be clear

faye (@fayemikah)Sun, 05 Feb 2023 13:47 GMT

Things That Changed The Internet (@ShapedInternet)Sat, 04 Feb 2023 19:13 GMT

I've "only" written 2 books and it's not my day job and I'm totally an author. ALSO. If you write stories for nanowrimo, you're totally an author. If you write blog posts and publish them to dev.to, you're totally an author. 🎶If you write, you're an author

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i have no words

kate | is working (@akatepockett)Fri, 03 Feb 2023 19:55 GMT

Jennifer Davis (@sigje)Sat, 04 Feb 2023 01:24 GMT

HBO's adapting another iconic game

Saturday Night Live - SNL (@nbcsnl)Sun, 05 Feb 2023 06:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1622063609588387840

work sucks so recover by sitting in traffic for an hour. I mean.

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 05 Feb 2023 02:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1622063997070774277

Getting elbowed on a crowded bus to replenish my energy.

@richburroughs@hachyderm.io (@richburroughs)Sun, 05 Feb 2023 17:55 GMT

can someone explain to me how posting a selfie is consenting to having fully nude hyper-realistic deep fake porn made of you

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I,Hypocrite (@lporiginalg)Sat, 04 Feb 2023 19:32 GMT

nora 🌱 (@norafawn)Sun, 05 Feb 2023 14:39 GMT

Somehow, @davatron5000’s blog was banned from Bing and DuckDuckGo. He blogged about it. It got solved. 🎉🤗 “Blog your problems. When in doubt, blog it out. […] It truly is the Year of the Personal Website” https://daverupert.com/2023/02/solved-the-case-of-the-bing-ban-theory/

no words twitter.com/i/spaces/1OyJA…

lucxi (@losergfff)Sat, 04 Feb 2023 22:01 GMT

Thanks to @fosdem and all organizers for bringing so many open source communities together 🙇 #FOSDEM2023

Oleg Nenashev 🤍💙🤍 (@oleg_nenashev)Sun, 05 Feb 2023 16:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1621528629762035712

made by @Oza813

fucked up looking food (@fuckedupfoods)Fri, 03 Feb 2023 19:49 GMT

neopolitan ice cream (organized)

fucked up looking food (@fuckedupfoods)Fri, 03 Feb 2023 15:15 GMT

what is a sorted array

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neopolitan ice cream (organized)

fucked up looking food (@fuckedupfoods)Fri, 03 Feb 2023 15:15 GMT

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Sun, 05 Feb 2023 16:41 GMT

the idea that someone would want to discredit all anon/semi-anon accounts in a queer space is fucking gross. not everyone has the privilege of being able to attach their name and their face to their internet presence. bitch this shit gets people killed, don't fucking play

✨💎 Ruby Railed 💎✨ (@MxRubyRailed)Sun, 05 Feb 2023 15:44 GMT

he wore the whole bi flag tonight

kj/sol ☾🍓 (@codykenoboob)Sun, 05 Feb 2023 06:25 GMT

my wife: what’s the name of the actor that sounds like a docker container? me: … my wife: oh yeah! benedict cumberbatch!

April King 🌀 (@CubicleApril)Sun, 05 Feb 2023 03:43 GMT

I had a blast at #FOSDEM again this year. I’ve organized tech events, and it’s tough, so a huge thank you to the all volunteer team who does the hard work to make it amazing every year. 💖💖

Dr. Dawn Foster (@geekygirldawn)Sun, 05 Feb 2023 15:58 GMT

Obsessed with my cake that @tweetanor made me that I now get to also have for breakfast🥳☕

eli schutze (@elibelly)Sun, 05 Feb 2023 10:34 GMT

Lol, congrats to my old workplace for finally launching the website I designed 5 years ago. Ahead of the curve.

Lex Lofthouse (@Loftio)Fri, 03 Feb 2023 15:00 GMT