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https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1624244825427001344

Tfw you wish you had your own apartment so you can freely have this glass for wine based hacking depravity.

raging at injustice Abolish Qualified Immunity (@weems)Sat, 11 Feb 2023 03:31 GMT

One nice thing about organising all of the at risk Deliveroo employees and getting them onto a separate slack workspace is I've gotten to speak to hundreds of new people over the past day. More than I can say I've spoken to in the 5 years I've been with the company. #layoffs #engineering

Attached: 1 image Asda embracing polyamory with their 3 for £3 Valentine’s Day card deal

the sluttiest thing a hero can do is show up at the villain’s doorstep, bloodied and bruised, and say “I didn’t know where else to go”

chai ⵣ🇲🇦 (@proyearner)Fri, 10 Feb 2023 18:06 GMT

i want to get invited to queer kink orgies but i don't want to go to a bunch of munches and that's super unfair to me

Aster Olsen (@AsterOlsen)Fri, 10 Feb 2023 22:36 GMT

super embarrassing for him

animals going goblin mode (@mischiefanimals)Fri, 10 Feb 2023 14:21 GMT

idk who needs to hear this but fanhouse is the only web and mobile subscription platform that has unique watermarks on content to prevent leaks AND trace back leakers, fine them, and permanently deactivate them, and a team that helps with DMCA takedowns and removal of content

jasminericegirl 🍚 (@jasminericegirl)Fri, 10 Feb 2023 17:14 GMT

🤔 Reddit Ask Me (AWS) Anything - Java on AWS Between now and Tue 14th of Feb AWS will be taking questions on Reddit. On Tuesday we'll answer as many as possible! Whether it's big or small, architecture, observability, performance or anything else. Please pass on the word!📢

Mark Sailes (@MarkSailes3)Fri, 10 Feb 2023 09:49 GMT

Struggling quite a bit this evening with things. Feeling stretched out like a dried-out washcloth.

Updated my personal site a bit today. Cleaned up the landing page a little, added a /now page like all the cool kids have. I’m very open to constructive criticism, I’m still miles away from being satisfied with it. Especially style-wise, I have a lot to fix in the CSS, particularly just moving away from the Publish basic template. Feels good to have done all this on an iPhone though. Working Copy and WorldWideWeb are really useful apps.

It's almost the weekend, don't forget to charge your vibrators. 😌

Lock Down Your Life (@lockdownurlife)Fri, 10 Feb 2023 21:03 GMT

A year on from my abortion, I'm accompanying my partner to his vasectomy. I thought I'd reshare my blogpost around why my abortion was in fact a "pro-life" choice medium.com/@tessacooper5/…

Tess Cooper 🏳️‍🌈 (@tessacooper5)Sat, 28 Jan 2023 16:06 GMT

Elon Musk, some free advice: generally when asking for money for a product, the product should work better than — or at least as good as — when the product was free. Hope this helps!

Keith Edwards (@keithedwards)Thu, 09 Feb 2023 04:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/philandstuff/status/1611008812999114753

Fin.

Philip Potter (@philandstuff)Fri, 10 Feb 2023 17:34 GMT

Personal news: after 10 years, I'm leaving GDS. I've had a brilliant time here and am proud of what I and we have achieved. I'm planning to write a personal retrospective on my time here.

Philip Potter (@philandstuff)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 14:36 GMT

I have officially been promoted to Engineering Manager II at Spotify and I could not be more giddy. Here’s to the future 🥃💚

Taylor Poindexter (@engineering_bae)Fri, 10 Feb 2023 17:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/philandstuff/status/1611008812999114753

In the meantime, I am looking for a new role. I'm an engineer with >10 years experience, with particular strengths in infrastructure and security engineering. I'm available from March onwards. Let me know what you have!

Philip Potter (@philandstuff)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 14:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/opinionatedpie/status/1624100124875010074

If you have ADHD, then yeah thats standard

Ant Stanley (@IamStan)Fri, 10 Feb 2023 17:38 GMT

As someone who like, consults on continuous delivery for a living, and who is watching with glee as Musk burns his own fortune, this is extremely funny to me. fastcompany.com/90848175/twitt…

Emily Gorcenski (@EmilyGorcenski)Fri, 10 Feb 2023 17:36 GMT

Contrary to popular belief, my name is actually not pronounced "I'm not even going to try with that one"!

Sudarshan Krishnamurthy (@sudkrish)Wed, 08 Feb 2023 22:50 GMT

£65,738 -MP salary in 2010 £86,584 -MP salary in 2023 If rail, teachers, nurses, firemen, ambulance staff, bus drivers, had the same rate of increase, there would be no strikes.

Farrukh (@implausibleblog)Thu, 09 Feb 2023 17:58 GMT

men only want one thing and it's API access

Partiful (@partiful)Wed, 08 Feb 2023 16:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1623822179711213572

sorry to hear that Jamie, if you're interested in coming back we're still hiring

bird on a plane (@santarelli)Fri, 10 Feb 2023 06:30 GMT

The progression of a software engineer's salary. jvt.me/salary/

PredictSalary (@PredictSalary)Fri, 10 Feb 2023 03:21 GMT

Was told by my eng manager that I’m now without a doubt an upper mid-level engineer! Which is great considering I was promoted less than a year ago 🥹

blank (@kefimochi)Thu, 09 Feb 2023 22:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1623812732796674048

Also was complimented by 2 people today on my ability to get other engineers excited about upcoming work thanks to my leadership 🥰 And feedback on how my approach “we face unknowns together as a team” on a project has been working out well!

blank (@kefimochi)Thu, 09 Feb 2023 22:34 GMT

I got banned from tiktok for a week for posting a video version of the picture I took yesterday.

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Thu, 09 Feb 2023 00:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1623477469742350336

I will try this video again in a week, with a different shirt.

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Thu, 09 Feb 2023 02:12 GMT

In the first installment of our new column about the tech workforce, Jennifer Riggins asks if we really need all those standups and status updates. Is there a better way? #management #scrum #engineeringmanagement #ITmanagement

CEO says workforce is too big for its business amid cost of living downturn

i thought i was being a silly goose but it turns out i'm an alcoholic

jody (@wnbagirlfriend)Wed, 08 Feb 2023 02:05 GMT

SCOOP: Elon has emailed staff following the Twitter outage. “Please pause for now on new feature development in favor of maximizing system stability and robustness, especially with the Super Bowl coming up.”

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Wed, 08 Feb 2023 23:08 GMT

Petition to disambiguate nonprofit from charitable nonprofit.

julia ferraioli (@juliaferraioli)Thu, 09 Feb 2023 04:14 GMT

AWP is one of the greatest features ever created on Android

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In an era where so many of us find out difficult to disconnect, I'm grateful for my @MSIntune powered Android that turns off ALL WORK APPS with a single click. #familytime #roadtrip

Mayunk Jain (@mayunkj)Wed, 08 Feb 2023 18:25 GMT

tim cappasskey (@timcappalli)Thu, 09 Feb 2023 05:15 GMT

If the only thing you accomplish today is not using, that’s a day to be proud of.

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Tue, 01 Feb 2022 13:31 GMT

I know the right likes to point at the queer/trans community, and say that we censor things we don’t like, but here’s the thing: We may be asking you to stop buying books (or video games) written by awful people… but we’re still not trying to ban them. I think that says a lot.

trash, but make it fashion 🦝✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Thu, 09 Feb 2023 06:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/ElleArmageddon/status/1623567515782639616

“This thing is harmful to me; please don’t support it” is not, and never will be, the same as “I don’t like it so I’m going to make it impossible to access.” And they know it.

trash, but make it fashion 🦝✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Thu, 09 Feb 2023 06:22 GMT

Please, please stop using pictures of polar bears to talk about the climate crisis. Climate change is happening right here, to humans. People need to see that to care.

ashley fairbanks (@ziibiing)Tue, 07 Feb 2023 16:35 GMT

This website was free.

Twіtter API (@fake_api)Thu, 09 Feb 2023 07:00 GMT

ADHD is the most poorly-named affliction ever. like hi do you have a profound physical inability to accomplish your goals specifically because they're your goals and also the thought of your friends not liking you makes you want to die? you may have Trouble Sitting Still Disorder

Ada Powers (parody) (@unknownmetric)Wed, 06 Feb 2019 21:57 GMT

Mom and I chatting and in true ADHD family style we have at least two distinct and coherent conversation threads intermingling in the chat box bound by mere earthly concepts of causation and coherence.

for a “hardcore” team, twitter miss a lot of deadlines lol

"Pussy Ass Bitch" is now in the Congressional Record. Acyn: I just woke up and Twitter is telling me "You are over the daily limit for sending Tweets". So things are still ... I'll be abandoning Twitter soon. Join me on Mastodon: @jwz@mastodon.social jwz.org/b/yj9x

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this is why i don’t mention the companies i’ve worked for by name. in tech it gets you some clout but clout ain’t worth getting stalked ^_^

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my job is really cool and i'd like to share a lot more cool stuff from it but i can't bc then i tun the risk of someone figuring out where i work and calling my boss to try to get me fired, which someone tried (and failed) to do to me at a different job like 6 years ago

cait (@punished_cait)Wed, 08 Feb 2023 15:50 GMT

✨💎 Ruby Railed 💎✨ (@MxRubyRailed)Wed, 08 Feb 2023 17:13 GMT

Last week, our engineering teams saved 2,600 hours with @turborepo and Vercel Remote Cache. Learn how to set up your own shared cache in three minutes. vercel.com/blog/vercel-re…

Vercel (@vercel)Wed, 08 Feb 2023 17:00 GMT

Attached: 2 images If you have driven in the UK, have you ever wondered why http://GOV.UK looks so familiar? Looking at these 2 slides, will explain why! Note: not my work, these are from an excellent presentation by Charlotte L Downs & Chris Ballantine-Thomas! 😍