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is this a bit? this has to be a bit, this is so weird

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After the Challenger tragically exploded, my dreams of being an astronaut were cut short. But I did what I had to do – including hog farming – to purchase my first McDonalds in 1997. Today, I am honored to represent #OK01 in the U.S. Congress. Never EVER give up.

Rep. Kevin Hern (@repkevinhern)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 22:37 GMT

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 04:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1631871720331280386

matty stratton, professional nerdsniper (@mattstratton)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 04:54 GMT

This just is a harbinger that Yo is going to have a renaissance

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“Twitter is even better for yo”

Tom Warren (@tomwarren)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 08:28 GMT

matty stratton, professional nerdsniper (@mattstratton)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 04:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/mattstratton/status/1631871443561508864

wazzahhhhhhh

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 04:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/repkevinhern/status/1631785840316674050

Have at least one friend who will tell you, "Don't tweet that."

Steph Hippo (@stephhippo)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 04:57 GMT

Okay, stop whatever the fuck you’re doing and listen to this!

Angry Scotland Podcast (@AngryScotland)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 12:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/mikepqr/status/1631739144094507008

Can you reply with a screenshot of musk tweeting "Interesting"

some Tweeters you’ve liked (@JEllulz)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 23:04 GMT

i just got paged by twitter. i quit working at twitter in october, and never worked on this service. seems fine.

Mike Lee Williams (@mikepqr)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 19:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/mikepqr/status/1631739144094507008

pressing 6 to pay respects

Mike Lee Williams (@mikepqr)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 02:07 GMT

New decibel scale just dropped

figma male (@alopex_ii)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 16:52 GMT

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https://twitter.com/veekorbes/status/1631328533321760769

The only way to catch up on emails at this point is to change your job.

Amartya Datta Gupta (@amartya00)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 17:31 GMT

vee (@veekorbes)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 19:19 GMT

“optimal posting times” “stagger your posts” if you see me you see me. it’s in gods hands and i am not praying

🍓jazz! (@juhuachai)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 00:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1631706779649179658

russ (@shakarussell)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 17:27 GMT

Mental Headlines (@MentalHeadline)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 07:20 GMT

An SBOM is an inventory of all of the software components you utilize in your applications, made up of third-party open source libraries, vendor provided packages, and first-party artifacts

https://twitter.com/ben11kehoe/status/1631773101313740802

though that's as likely to be twitter's tracking id service going down as it is an intentional product change

Ben Kehoe (@ben11kehoe)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 21:55 GMT

I understand what people are trying to appeal to when they say that the pressure to conform is so huge for teens But it also unwittingly elides the experience of every queer who knew they were queer as a kid I didn't have a choice as to being nonconformist or not, I just *was*

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https://twitter.com/chellebree/status/1631473313167060992

How can we ask our kids to take personal responsibility for public health when it puts so much pressure on them? As young teens, the pressure to conform is huge. We need to step up and take a multilayered approach to covid. We need to ensure good ventilation in classrooms. 2/4

Rachelle S (@chellebree)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 01:55 GMT

Kate Violette (@qkate)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 16:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/volodarik/status/1630740330109718528

Layoffs always affect loyalty and culture. You’ll learn that as you go through this process.

K (@K3ebly)Wed, 01 Mar 2023 22:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/ukmadlz/status/1631571315571273736

If you can generate a black box library which works, that's great and a huge time saver. Who cares what the code looks like or how idiomatic it is, as long as the interface is sane and its reasonably performant.

Mike Ralphson (@PermittedSoc)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 18:41 GMT

Lots of TV, but not much else.

Got a message from a lad telling me the lighting in my video makes me look 'too pale' and outlining the virtues of his keylight setup. The link to the light is an affiliate link. Can't stop laughing at the audacity.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 12:06 GMT

Ask sssc twitter: Is anyone winning the sbom race? e.g. cycloneDX or SPDX?

Luke Hinds (@decodebytes)Wed, 01 Mar 2023 11:45 GMT

Trans women are women. Gender is the child of misogyny. Demanding conforming to cis binary genders upholds the status quo patriarchy. If you exclude any marginalized genders in your advocacy, you're not a feminist. Consent culture is not just about sex. #WomensHistoryMonth

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 06:13 GMT

Haven’t ever lost a Twitter argument in my life

Radstads (@Radstads)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 04:43 GMT

Whenever I travel I’m constantly thinking about how fucked up it is that I can’t text my cat

big honkin caboose (@itsmegangraves)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 06:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/itsmegangraves/status/1631541207603240960

I’d even settle for email

big honkin caboose (@itsmegangraves)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 06:27 GMT

I hope in my lifetime we get to a point where we don't have to spend an entire month out of every year trying to un-erase incredible women from the other eleven months and the thousands of years before it. #WomensHistoryMonth

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 06:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/itsmegangraves/status/1631541757593923585

The way she’d leave me on read

big honkin caboose (@itsmegangraves)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 06:41 GMT

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Finally got our wedding photos back and forgot there was even a big beautiful rainbow that showed up after the ceremony

j (@silvergelpen)Wed, 01 Mar 2023 19:30 GMT

j (@silvergelpen)Wed, 01 Mar 2023 20:35 GMT

Add pronouns to your GitHub profile

https://twitter.com/RoseSchmits/status/1630973857203879971

Wait til they find out about what Ikeas in Canada made

Gender Sloth (VTuber) (@GenderSloth_VT)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 00:57 GMT

“Everything happens for a reason,” I explain as I fill your car with gravy

This "How to build a sex room" show is kinda cringeworthy & awful: it's all suburban couples who wanna do "edgy sexy things" but don't actually have the confidence to probably even walk into a sex toy store together, and they're being handed fancy sex toys seemingly with little training

I’m lay here in bed wondering if I actually have ADHD or if I just did a really good job of convincing the nice doctor that I have it and in reality I’m just a lazy fuck. Why, brain? Take a night off.

(boosting my own replies feel weird but I don't care, people promote working for companies that defend child labor in countries they hate)

the ADHD urge to forget what you were talking about right in the middle of a

Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics (@danidonovan)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 13:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/danidonovan/status/1631280410238889988

me on the daily:

Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics (@danidonovan)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 13:08 GMT

I got promoted to SWE II today, and at no point did I think that I did not deserve it. That's pretty huge for a guy that has trouble giving himself credit for putting in that work. I'm a fucking experienced software engineer! Ain't that some shit!!!

Ernest Phillips (@ErnGetsGood)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 00:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/__femb0t/status/1630864367456604162

I started watching it this year and currently on season 5 👀 When it comes to adhd the narrative can go from turtle speed to light speed, and it isn’t easily predictable(which is a huge one for me personally!)

hire me!! (@kefimochi)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 14:41 GMT

Me: *slacks someone at 9 pm* Them: *responds* Me: “OMG why are you working right now?!” Them: “Why are YOU working right now?!” Me:

emily freeman (@editingemily)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 04:03 GMT

fuck small talk i want to talk about deep shit i want talk about where sun go, why dark, why cold, i want to talk about why sun come back, where sun go when gone

Handsome B. Charming (@Richard57941301)Wed, 04 Aug 2021 20:36 +0000

I hope the national cybersecurity strategy tackles the issue of people not reading their emails and then replying with a question answered previously in said emails. Thank you.

Jabs:502 🌻 (@CyberSnark)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 03:47 GMT

describe your ass using only four photos of your ass 🍑

THE boob artist x (@willustrating)Tue, 28 Feb 2023 02:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1631163908223561728

“Is it realistic to Defund the Police? Is it realistic to end the production of fossil fuels? Is it realistic to bring down an oligarchy? Is it realistic to Abolish ICE? Was it realistic to fight AIDS? Was it realistic to end segregation?” thegauntlet.substack.com/p/the-revoluti…

Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 05:28 GMT

Nothing boils my blood more than people saying things like the “ship has sailed” on pandemic protections or “everyone has moved on.” Millions of vulnerable and disabled people do not have the luxury of apathy when it comes to Covid safety.

Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 05:23 GMT