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Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 19:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1628830926573649923

That funny feeling when you're not getting paid but still getting tagged on PRs

Alex Ithymia (@proof_construct)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 19:01 GMT

being an open source maintainer means that I'm unemployed and somehow my day is still full of meetings

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 18:55 GMT

For lent I’m giving up.

[TIL] munging noun [ U ] COMPUTING specialized UK /ˈmʌŋ.ɪŋ/ US /ˈmʌŋ.ɪŋ/ the process of changing data into another format (= arrangement) so that it can be used or processed

I added a fax machine emoji after my 1st name on @LinkedIn (because I was getting an absurd amount of recruiter messages daily) and I'm now LOLing at the amount of automated messages calling me "Chloe 📠" or "Chloe ?".

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 18:35 GMT

Always be detailed and honest in your pull request descriptions!

Mirjam Aulbach | @mirjam_diala@hachyderm.io (@mirjam_diala)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 16:16 GMT

contractually speaking this is all i have to say on this matter

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Please don’t BNPL your takeaway

Jack Cully (@JackCully)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 14:51 +0000

@rubynerd (@rubynerd)Sat, 08 Oct 2022 00:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/KentBeck/status/1497301996897914880

As an executive(-ish), I don't actually rub my spotty gnarled hands in glee at getting more performance for no more compensation, but I don't even want to be tempted. I'd rather align the incentives.

Kent Beck 🌻 (@KentBeck)Fri, 25 Feb 2022 20:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/KentBeck/status/1497301995069194241

"I know you're doing a great job as a senior engineer but we just want to see one more semester of that performance before promoting you. We'd hate to have you fail at the higher level."

Kent Beck 🌻 (@KentBeck)Fri, 25 Feb 2022 20:06 GMT

Been thinking about retrospective promotions, where you have to prove you're successful at the higher level for a while before you get the title. They create a perverse incentive to delay promos to avoid increasing compensation.

Kent Beck 🌻 (@KentBeck)Fri, 25 Feb 2022 20:06 GMT

Y’all omg. Twitter employees, as of today, lost access to their Slack channels cuz Elon ain’t pay the Slack bill. I am deceased 💀🤣

isa watson (@isadwatson)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 03:14 GMT

Both British Citizens. Both 15. Both groomed by extremists. Shamima Begum stripped of British Citizenship and left to rot in a prison camp…Rhianan Rudd had charges dropped. Hmmm 🤔

Chris Bettles (@ChrisBettles1)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 16:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/MarisAntons/status/1628080187614146573

Nothing

flavio (@flaviocopes)Tue, 21 Feb 2023 17:22 GMT

Why are people so paranoid of governments implementing digital identities and potentially creating a "social credit system", when they're forking over and allowing the collection of massive amounts of data about themselves to private companies? Why are people more concerned by government (usually technological inept) than for-profit private companies (usually technologically advanced)

Certified banger from the Onion. theonion.com/the-onion-s-ex…

Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 17:37 GMT

type systems are gender for your binary

Kate (@thingskatedid)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 01:52 GMT

I love this website because you can say something like "show me your cats" and everyone will show you their cats

Kaitlin Ruiz (@Kaitlin_M_Ruiz)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 02:05 GMT

"why do early trans women have no drip" try building an entire wardrobe from scratch? without knowing how anything looks on you?? while you're scared to use the fitting rooms??? while you don't even know your size???? now try being poor while doing it?????

Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Wed, 15 Feb 2023 22:20 GMT

Posted on the Twitter Developers forum and IndieNews. Hi all! I don’t have much new to say about the ongoing chaos at Twitter or the impending death of the free API tier. I’d just like to draw your …

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1628629410361507840

Baking isn't basic. It's chemistry in a kitchen. Don't beat yourself up over it.

Kyle Shevlin (@kyleshevlin)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 05:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/blueorchid1977/status/1628437251406417920

When your sex life is branching out.

Thomas (@writingthomas)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 16:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/blueorchid1977/status/1628437251406417920

It’s not limp it’s wilted.

Brandon Webb (@WebbBh)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 22:58 GMT

“Watch It Grow” 😭

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Too bad I didn’t see this before Valentine’s Day!

Lady Jay (@blueorchid1977)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 16:51 GMT

Mistress Matisse (@mistressmatisse)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 05:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/punished_cait/status/1628543215354642432

Buying imaginary pennies for the ferryman as we ride this ship to hell

Jade (@hedonhalcyon)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 02:22 GMT

Did you know that “old” Chrome Headless (2017–2023) was a separate, alternate browser implementation that just happened to be shipped as part of the same Chrome binary? 🤯 It doesn’t share any of the Chrome browser code in //chrome! Say hello to --headless=new in Chrome 112!

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Chrome’s Headless mode just got a whole lot better! We made Headless more useful for developers by bringing it closer to Chrome’s regular “headful” mode. 👉🏼 developer.chrome.com/articles/new-h…

Chrome Developers (@ChromiumDev)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 17:00 GMT

Mathias Bynens (@mathias)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 19:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/tauriqmoosa/status/1628549794942558208

That could be fun............ get a large group of people together to just erase every one of elons tweets

Bubka (@Bubka2k5)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 00:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/punished_cait/status/1628543215354642432

Can I pay to delete other people’s bad tweets

Tauriq Moosa (@tauriqmoosa)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 00:18 GMT

Week 73 of Founding Typogram

left my cat with my parents for 2 weeks and my mom made a book, a thread

chaotic cats (@chaoticcatpics)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 16:05 GMT

okay this is bad but in the other hand it rules that every piece of software microsoft touches ends up developing anxiety it’s really funny

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This is a big overstep by Microsoft imo They are injecting ads *into the Google Chrome download page* pushing their own browser 🫠 This should not be ok

Chris Frantz (@frantzfries)Tue, 21 Feb 2023 23:41 GMT

clip studio pain (@freezydorito)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 19:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1628443296803569667

lol

lace (@Lace_dotwav)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 18:01 GMT

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With J.K. Rowling bit.ly/3ZaiLTo

The Onion (@TheOnion)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 17:15 GMT

>guy who calls everything an "implementation detail"

lucy 🐧 ✈️ nyc 2/14–??? (@uneventual)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 03:24 GMT

My work self is being called out here. (I work with payments standards, which is often almost entirely death by implementation details.)

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>guy who calls everything an "implementation detail"

lucy 🐧 ✈️ nyc 2/14–??? (@uneventual)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 03:24 GMT

Scarlet (@NekomimiScience)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 19:18 GMT

Me realizing I'm going to have to say "no" in neurotypical [Alt: it's a composite image in 3 horizontal rows, each one showing Pedro Pascal's character from Last of Us in various stages of angst. In two of them he's leaning on a fence post as though sad/tired]

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Me after completing a simple 10-minute task that I’d been putting off for 3 months

potatum🥔 (@pot8um)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 18:42 GMT

Victoria Duncan (@SNeurotypicals)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 19:20 GMT

Me after completing a simple 10-minute task that I’d been putting off for 3 months

potatum🥔 (@pot8um)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 18:42 GMT

egg_irl (Gender Nonspecific Meme) redd.it/1191mzb

Egg_irl 🏳️‍⚧️ also on @egg_irl_bot@botsin.space (@Egg_irl_bot)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 19:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1628201167325888512

Microsoft leadership could have chosen to be outstanding here and do right by users, but they chose to bleed users dry for every possible ounce of value. So wildly disappointing.

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 01:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1628201171646119936

I know the workers who are on Edge are good people and only want what's right for the Web. This 100% isn't their fault.

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 01:14 GMT

it is absolutely fucking tragic what's happened to Edge. This is default, never-used Edge on my personal PC - ads, toolbars... it feels like they're just desperately trying to suck money out of users with ads.

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This is a big overstep by Microsoft imo They are injecting ads *into the Google Chrome download page* pushing their own browser 🫠 This should not be ok

Chris Frantz (@frantzfries)Tue, 21 Feb 2023 23:41 GMT

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 01:13 GMT

Costs and benefits of running <code>golvulncheck</code> automatically as part of CI.

kitty (terminal) and fish (shell), two great tastes that taste great together: sw.kovidgoyal.net/kitty/ & fishshell.com

defunkt (@defunkt)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 19:05 GMT

“Wait, I need to capitalize the beginning of that word”

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The Gag Writer Keyboard An open source 3d printed keyboard that allows you to type by sucking dick. printables.com/model/257151-g…

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Tue, 21 Feb 2023 22:14 GMT

Jacie Nicholson (@JacieNicholson)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 19:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/buttplugio/status/1628156107775672320

360 blow-scope

Misfit Rader☭ (@MisfitRader)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 17:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/buttplugio/status/1628192758354833408

BTW, I should make it clear: This is not my project, I am nowhere NEAR motivated enough to do something like this. This is by Devious Devices, who I can't find on twitter but here's their original post: reddit.com/r/BdsmDIY/comm… And they have a bdsmlr: designedbyanengineer.bdsmlr.com

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 01:59 GMT

The Gag Writer Keyboard An open source 3d printed keyboard that allows you to type by sucking dick. printables.com/model/257151-g…

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Tue, 21 Feb 2023 22:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/buttplugio/status/1628192092269993984

Someone over on fedi mentioned using the gag writer for WASD controls for an FPS game I’m realizing then you could also hook up the game to the GHR or a buttplug mod A fully closed loop system

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 00:39 GMT

The Onion dropping bombs, again. Fuck TERFs theonion.com/the-onion-s-ex…

snarky handle 🫠 (@xavrv)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 19:56 GMT