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i love offering to drive friends places because it is the only time i can remember to dispose of my car’s mountainous collection of empty cups, bottles and cans

speedy ortiz ÷ sad13 ÷ sadie dupuis ÷ haunted guy (@sad13)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 17:54 GMT

When I’m not mixing her food fast enough

jessie.js (@jessiedotjs)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 15:49 GMT

This may seem like an odd thing to celebrate to neurotypical folks, but for folks who deal with ADHD and/or depression like me, this will seem like sorcery: For the past few weeks, I’ve been folding and putting away my laundry as soon as it comes out of the dryer.

Tim Banks: Principal VibeOps Engineer (@elchefe)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 15:54 GMT

No. Ask men if "they like to fuck dudes".

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Is "dude" gender neutral?

Max Ircobo (@IrcoboMartial)Fri, 10 Feb 2023 01:13 GMT

Delaney King (@delaneykingrox)Fri, 10 Feb 2023 02:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/cherthedev/status/1626931739569569792

I'm not asking you to get rid of authenticators. I'm asking you to not gate keep the alternative.

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 13:09 GMT

Why is it so hard for men to just agree to let us choose the solution that is safest for the situation we are in? My abuser can't spoof my wireless number. He can take my devices. It's that simple.

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 13:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1626962230175571968

I will from now on ask every man I work with "so what are your long-term plans, do you plan to stay employed, advance your career, or are you more family oriented" It really does imply that if you have to take time off for childcare, you cannot have a career

Anaïs Urlichs Ⓥ (@urlichsanais)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 15:12 GMT

Recruiters lowering pay for new hires could erode salary-negotiation power for longer-tenured employees.

When we say "crime is a social construct", what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jail for littering, but a corporation can poison the air, the soil, and the water of an entire town, and no one will go to jail.

Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 11:46 GMT

i gotta love how i hear "we're building a sustainable engineering culture" from places that quadrupled their engineering teams to demonstrate growth to investors, then fire an arbitrary number of them, also at the behest of investors

Combining "layoffs" with "return to office" in rapid succession makes it very clear that neither is about stated reasons, and both are about punching down at the workers.

It turns out that a lot of what women want is an interesting and/or funny person to talk to

I’ve had a lot of people tweeting this at me so let me give you 2 thoughts on it: 1) Making 2FA a premium service sends a bad message 2) Putting a price on the weakest form of 2FA and keeping 2 much better alternatives free is good

Troy Hunt (@troyhunt)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 08:25 GMT

Mood

Ellie (@StonnySays)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 06:38 GMT

I started using Digital Ocean a couple months ago because a friend works there and that highlighted the good judgment of DO. And that friend was caught up in the layoffs and then they do a buyback? Well hell.

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https://twitter.com/masonegger/status/1626231743140483075

Just had a friend say "If I wanted a cloud provider with no soul I've already got options" and if that isn't the damned truth

Mason Egger (@masonegger)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 16:50 GMT

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violet valentine (@slutpilled)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 00:17 GMT

"Can you explain this gap in your resume?" Yes! I still existed while unemployed.

Attached: 1 image The rumours of security being a paid feature on Twitter is true. Fucking hell.

Attached: 1 image https://status.twilio.com/

https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1625234161010343941

I think the only thing we’re “enthusiastic” about, is any announcement you make about further delays. LEAVE IT ALONE, PLEASE.

Andy Stanford-Clark (@andysc)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 14:57 GMT

Maybe in the quantum realm he’ll reach the prostate

THE BOYS (@TheBoysTV)Sat, 18 Feb 2023 00:00 GMT

We WILL sunset this API if it’s the last thing we do. If you how to do APIs or know someone who does, please let us know. No reason, we definitely don’t need help because we fired everyone who knows how to do this. Just let us know, OK?

twitter.com/twitterdev/sta…

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Twitter is committed to the success of our Developer ecosystem. Our previous updates still stand as we phase our roll-out over the next few weeks so that we can focus on the quality and performance of our platform. Thank you!

Twitter Dev (@TwitterDev)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 23:56 GMT

Twіtter API (@fake_api)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 23:58 GMT

“No one understands why I created the Norment Texus, which is absolutely nothing like the Torment Nexus,” whines CEO Great article from @samleecole https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7zaam/replika-ceo-ai-erotic-roleplay-chatgpt3-rep

haha hey 😇

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👀 twitter.com/zeldakosnsfw/s…

chandra vess (2)(🔥)(🌳) (@chandra_vess)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 16:20 GMT

✨💎 Ruby Railed 💎✨ (@MxRubyRailed)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 16:36 GMT

fellas is it gay to get rihanna pregnant twice twitter.com/shadayaknight/…

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The emasculation of men continues...you can already tell who the man is in this relationship...that dude about to be a proud mother of 2😂😂😂

𝑭𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂 𝑰𝒏 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒄𝒆 💡 (@ShadayaKnight)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 06:53 GMT

kai (@kaicomedy)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 20:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/dddeastmidlands/status/1626498956971630593

The Costa down the road seemed a little confused when half a conference arrived out of the blue on a rainy saturday morning!

Froggy Makes (sometimes) (@FroggyMakes)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 12:54 GMT

I just read Rihanna’s interview about how much she loves being a mother & it's beautiful. Juxtaposing this with how happy I am to be childfree reminds me again that when it comes to parenting, WE SHOULD ALL be able to make the choice for ourselves that we're thrilled about.

sex ed is a human right (@ericasmithsexed)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 21:36 GMT

@johncc @www.jvt.me@www.jvt.me has a blog post on his experience that I found really useful https://www.jvt.me/posts/2022/12/09/adhd-diagnosis-process/

https://twitter.com/alistair_hey/status/1626536029069971460

Companies are not machines for employment, they are ruthless brutal profit machines capable of far worse things than one can imagine

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 10:56 GMT

I don't really understand the current reality of tech companies. A company that employed several talented peers of mine seems to have laid them all off now. In November they raised forty seven million dollars in funding.

James Seconde (@SecondeJ)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 10:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/SecondeJ/status/1626524837660311553

SHAREHOLDER VALUE

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 10:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/alistair_hey/status/1626536177850281984

The sad thing is that I sort of know, it's just painful

James Seconde (@SecondeJ)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 11:33 GMT

Happy Valentine's day to our friends in the #Maven community, it's a pleasure serving the #JVM community with you. gradle.com/gradle-enterpr…

Gradle (@gradle)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 23:13 GMT

This is how positive community marketing should look like, @gradle 💙

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Happy Valentine's day to our friends in the #Maven community, it's a pleasure serving the #JVM community with you. gradle.com/gradle-enterpr…

Gradle (@gradle)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 23:13 GMT

Oleg Nenashev #OpenToWork 🤍💙🤍 (@oleg_nenashev)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 11:37 GMT

Happy divorce day to me 🎉🎉

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 11:48 GMT

I've finally, after years of putting it off, paid to have myself assessed for ADHD. It'll be nice finally knowing if there is a reason I struggle so much with some things or if this is just how everyone feels all the time. #adhd

"What if we took 2-3 months to rewrite the whole thing? Start from scratch, fix all the mistakes we know about, and we will have a clean state, all our problems solved." There's a divide between engineers who thought about doing this, and those who did it, and it's a big one.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 08:47 GMT

“Ohhhh but what if you regret transitioning” man I don’t know, what if your kids still talked to you

Colby Gordon (@badinfinity2)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 23:32 GMT

I sprained my hip. I didn’t even know you could sprain your hip — I don’t think I was meant to live this long.

Ashley Willis (McNamara) (@ashleymcnamara)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 03:32 GMT

"Hmm... I wonder why the ground is so green?" *pans camera* 😯

Vincent Ledvina (@Vincent_Ledvina)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 02:09 GMT

shirts that go hard (@shirtsthtgohard)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 17:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/MxRubyRailed/status/1626461741386452994

This is such a good point. Over the last couple of weeks, I am consistently thankful to you for sharing your thoughts. I like to think I can imagine all scenarios. Yet it’s a treat when you prove me wrong. Which is daily. 💜

Kevin Swiber (@kevinswiber)Fri, 17 Feb 2023 06:55 GMT

The new @McDonalds advert is not only annoying, it is promoting bad OpSec and practices and encouraging office staff to follow them. Let's have a look at the office and try and prevent them having to watch corporate security videos! 1/7 - Note the unlocked workstations #OpSecFail

𝔅͛𝔯͛𝔦͛𝔞͛𝔫͛ ͛𝔚͛𝔥͛𝔢͛𝔩͛𝔱͛𝔬͛𝔫͛ (@brianwhelton)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 13:51 GMT

One thing they don’t tell you before you get a dog is how much time you and your dog parent friends will spend talking about poo. An area of expertise I did not expect in this life

Rebekah (@rkulidzan)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 18:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/LandTanin/status/1626342226300207104

It’s funny that you’ve made a bot that can get past the thing that’s supposed to stop bots 🤦‍♂️

Rob Swift (@RobSwish)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 22:21 GMT

blocking every twitter blue subscriber has never been more good. they hate bieng blocked so much

wint (@dril)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 17:26 GMT

introverts memes (@introvertsmemes)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 10:46 GMT