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Went to dinner for valentines a day late with this handsome man. I fall in love with him every day- but I’m so grateful for the opportunities when we get to spend time together. I know it’s cliche, but I married my best friend, and I couldn’t be happier

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 03:37 GMT

me reading job descriptions: lead team on large projects with cross-organizational scope: cool, I can do that solve difficult technical problems: sure, no problem take charge of these programs & report to the board: ok! degree required: welp, definitely not qualified for this

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 02:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1626049710967476224

“i know my work is good but competence is not a skill thats rewarded here” — totally fictional situation in totally fictional setting, definitely not this week

v (@veekorbes)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 11:47 GMT

I am truly sorry that your timeline isn’t filled up with John Mastodon posts. Meeting with the engineers now.

literally minion pilled 😔😔😔

maisie 💖 (@maisieccino)Wed, 15 Feb 2023 12:39 GMT

For Valentine’s Day, your partner got you flowers For Valentine’s Day, I got myself a knife

ali is in japan + open to jobs (@endingwithali)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 08:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/endingwithali/status/1625410474987917312

I got it engraved with the word finger. BECAUSE WATCH YOUR FINGER.

ali is in japan + open to jobs (@endingwithali)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 08:23 GMT

The bot issue has gotten worse since Elon took over. I just got a dm from someone with this pfp

ali is in japan + open to jobs (@endingwithali)Wed, 15 Feb 2023 01:56 GMT

Running solo on Valentine’s Day? It’s ok, just eat a 5 plate fugu course, a fish that requires a license to serve due to its lethal poison (Not pictured: me petting the fish I ate 5 minutes later) Stay solo, stay toxic ❤️🥰

ali is in japan + open to jobs (@endingwithali)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 12:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/adhdjesse/status/1626097654882271232

The teacher would assume I was being intentionally difficult, and I would just be confused about what I was supposed to have done differently. 🫠

ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse)Thu, 16 Feb 2023 06:00 GMT

so has anyone asked the bing chatbot what kind of simulated reality it would create to torture those who knew of its potential existence but did not directly contribute to its advancement or development

Star Trek episode where Data is first introduced and everyone spends their time trying to get him to say racial slurs or gaslighting him or trying to bypass his programming or otherwise being mean to him #ai

imagine being a (near) billionaire, living in a castle, and needing to sue someone ... bc they made a tweet about you? dude has .05% of her following but her skin was soooo thin she had to cry to her lawyers. Joanne is the weakest woman alive. Just absolutely pathetic.

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I would like to publicly apologise for a previous Twitter thread where I interacted with JK Rowling on matters relating to the transgender community. I have now removed these tweets and would like to apologise to JK Rowling directly for causing potential upset.   (1/3)

JJ Welles (@josephjames94)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 15:55 GMT

pilnok (@Pilnok)Wed, 15 Feb 2023 20:08 GMT

I am letting you tech bros know now that I am not playing with y'all this year. You want to be misogynistic, racist, or discriminatory? I am going straight to your employer.

Josie (@javavvitch)Wed, 15 Feb 2023 20:09 GMT

Prioritize spending time with people you feel safe enough to be soft and imperfect around. Seek out and cherish people whose love is not contingent upon you performing a role for them. Prioritize relationships with room for your whole self, and hold that space for others.

trash, but make it fashion 🦝✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Wed, 15 Feb 2023 15:49 GMT

Me returning to the party after secretly throwing up

Chaotic Drunk Videos (@chaoticclubvids)Wed, 15 Feb 2023 20:32 GMT

Three of these beautiful people were murdered by their parents. In general, two thirds of trans people murdered knew their assailant (@hrw). Keep that in mind when you hear about laws where a teacher must inform parents if their child requests different pronouns in class.

twitter.com/elierlick/stat…

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Brianna Ghey wasn't the only trans teen killed recently. Just in the U.S., Ariyanna Mitchell, Katie Newhouse, and siblings Jeffrey Bright & Jasmine Cannady all lost their lives to violence. Every one of their names should be remembered in the fight to end trans dehumanization.

Eli Erlick (@EliErlick)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 19:25 GMT

Elad Nehorai (@EladNehorai)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 20:47 GMT

Nearly screamed 😂 Gender Criticals have now decided that the Bible's homophobic bits are ok because they're actually just transphobic

Katy Montgomerie 🦗 (@KatyMontgomerie)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 15:05 GMT

he just gets better and better

francis wolf (@francisxwolf)Wed, 15 Feb 2023 13:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/francisxwolf/status/1625850646611247107

he's right and he should say it

violet valentine (top 2%) (@slutpilled)Wed, 15 Feb 2023 13:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/endingwithali/status/1625796810995560448

I DONT SPEAK JAPANESE I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON

ali is in japan + open to jobs (@endingwithali)Wed, 15 Feb 2023 09:59 GMT

Therapy went about how I expected it to yesterday.

Chris "Not So" Short (@ChrisShort)Wed, 15 Feb 2023 12:09 GMT

Went on linked in. I feel fake. Everyone sounds soo polished there. It’s uncomfortable for me.

CFP: Call For Proposal … As @OSSCapital grows into a meaningful business, I’d like to publicly follow through on this promise I’ve made: we are committing 1% of our carried interest and 1% of our fees to under-funded and critical FOSS. Please DM or email me at j@oss.capital… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

JJ (@JosephJacks_)Wed, 15 Feb 2023 04:35 GMT

Elon is about one step away from pulling a Tom from MySpace and automatically friending everyone on this site

Daniel Feldman (@d_feldman)Wed, 15 Feb 2023 06:27 GMT

It’s going to happen, and you won’t be able to block/mute him.

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Elon is about one step away from pulling a Tom from MySpace and automatically friending everyone on this site

Daniel Feldman (@d_feldman)Wed, 15 Feb 2023 06:27 GMT

Corey Quinn / @quinnypig@awscommunity.social (@QuinnyPig)Wed, 15 Feb 2023 06:53 GMT

It feels unstoppable. Big companies train expensive computers on your content with an explicit goal of not having to credit you, link to you, or even tell you. So search engines don't become a portal to the wider web, they become the one and only place you need to go, and monetize how they please. It's all packaged up so that people see it and use it and go "well boy howdy that's awful neat". And it is neat. Just neat enough that no criticism of it will ever matter or effect the trajectory.

this is the most perplexing UI i've seen in a long time

femke (@femkesvs)Wed, 15 Feb 2023 03:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1625614784577290241

They got us. Mass layoffs made everyone hypervigilant and afraid self-advocacy might be seen as negative, leading to retaliation. A whole industry on egg shells. Damn.

Kevin Swiber (@kevinswiber)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 22:07 GMT

Not feeling fulfilled on my team but too terrified of the job market to do anything about it 😅

blank (@kefimochi)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 21:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/TheRealNooshu/status/1625548216761565203

And where is the Welsh version? (Joking, this is brilliant)

Daniel Pomfret (@Danomanic)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 19:14 GMT

On brand valentines card 😍🤣

Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@webperf.social) (@TheRealNooshu)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 17:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/Danomanic/status/1625574307127603200

You could suggest that! thortful.com🤣

Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@webperf.social) (@TheRealNooshu)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 19:44 GMT

just read the github post from the whiny genocide apologist/murderer and whew that was a lot

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 21:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1625607797407621136

I absolutely think it sucks how much companies rely on open source without sending cash or contributors upstream but maybe we don't uplift the guy who committed vehicular homicide and thinks denouncing Russia's actions means "choosing between two kinds of evil"

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 21:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1625611320115470343

i'm making filet mignon with a red wine reduction, bacon-wrapped scallops, oven roasted potatoes, and sauteed green beans/onions!

violet valentine (top 2%) (@slutpilled)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 21:42 GMT

Netlify cron jobs. 378 days ago. docs.netlify.com/functions/sche…

⚡️ Salma | whitep4nth3r (@whitep4nth3r)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 09:58 GMT

You may be alone on Valentine’s Day but at least youre not addicted to your phone or feeling lost in your life generally

Darth Erogenous (@darth_erogenous)Sun, 14 Feb 2021 17:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1625557092542164992

I'm *extremely* lucky to have learned this watching around 5 rounds of hiring/firing/departures in my first job, without being directly affected by them. always do what's right for you. your employer will always do that, no matter what they say - you should too.

You are over the daily limit for sending tweets (@bitandbang)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 18:08 GMT

🤔 Want to really illustrate how well you know or do not know about a piece of technology? Trying writing docs for it and those blindspots really stick out.

Little easter egg in the product today ♥️

Chris Evans (@evnsio)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 14:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1625507254848946177

Hard Mode: Also Don't Be Sexist

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 14:49 GMT

Infosec Celebrities Don't be Weird and Racist on Twitter Challenge 2k23

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 14:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/javavvitch/status/1625496666332872714

Imagine having your own career, Wiki page, books, etc. but coming at a Black woman because she got more Tweet likes than you. 👁️👄👁️

Josie (@javavvitch)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 14:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/javavvitch/status/1625494401228374017

This is especially racist, and I’m very interested as to why you would Tweet this. twitter.com/weldpond/statu…

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https://twitter.com/BrightApollo/status/1624981594548101121

YOU THINK ITS FIRE BUT DONT BE PUTING YOUR CODE INTO CHATGPT. ITS NOT GUCCI. YOU BE EXTRA DRAGGED.

Chris Wysopal (@WeldPond)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 04:05 GMT

Josie (@javavvitch)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 13:58 GMT

Time to believe. New season kicks off 3.15.23

AFC Richmond (@AFCRichmond)Tue, 14 Feb 2023 13:57 GMT

DO NOT PUT COMPANY CODE IN CHATGPT. YOU ABOUT TO GET *FIRED*

Josie (@javavvitch)Sun, 12 Feb 2023 14:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/tawnniee/status/1624922966801920001

Whoa sick burn bro gl with the Twitch stream

Josie (@javavvitch)Mon, 13 Feb 2023 03:12 GMT