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https://twitter.com/maisieccino/status/1629106509324992515

let’s say it was last weekend. fine. happy belated maisieversary :3

maisie 💖 (@maisieccino)Fri, 24 Feb 2023 13:10 GMT

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Fri, 24 Feb 2023 08:17 GMT

shirts that go hard (@shirtsthtgohard)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 21:19 GMT

It’s my 30th birthday 🍰✨ The last year was tougher than expected so I’m crawling back on to this hell site to shamelessly request a compliment to help me start this new decade 😘

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Fri, 24 Feb 2023 09:22 GMT

Re: last tweet I'm totally aware that being able to have any control over what work you do is a luxury I'm constantly grateful that my background and childhood interests led me to into a career in tech that can be rich in interesting work

Ciaran McNulty (@CiaranMcNulty)Fri, 24 Feb 2023 10:07 GMT

I'm slowly changing my attitude from: "I should be able to do work I don't find interesting" To: "I am not able to do work I don't find interesting" A small change but it feels important, enabled by gradually processing my diagnosis of #ADHD

Ciaran McNulty (@CiaranMcNulty)Fri, 24 Feb 2023 10:06 GMT

Using my gift of graphic design to serve the public. I fixed this for us.

Lisa Beasley (@lisabevolving)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 06:29 GMT

bdsm dynamic where the sub says "yes chef" to the dom

j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ (@fingerbIaster)Fri, 24 Feb 2023 05:49 GMT

An honour to play a small part in marking the anniversary of the invasion of Ukraine, joining with embassies around the world. Slava Ukraini! 🇫🇮🇬🇧🇺🇦 twitter.com/tbubbearfcdo/s…

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Ambassadors and colleagues in British embassies around the world mark the anniversary of the invasion of Ukraine by playing the beautiful Ukrainian national anthem. Thanks ⁦@KevalSShah⁩ for representing ⁦@ukinfinland⁩ #StandWithUkraine 🇺🇦 ⁦@OlgaDibrova1⁩

Theresa Bubbear (@TBubbearFCDO)Fri, 24 Feb 2023 06:57 GMT

Keval Shah (@KevalSShah)Fri, 24 Feb 2023 07:04 GMT

Solidarity with Ukraine ✊ (Russian Embassy, London)

Led By Donkeys (@ByDonkeys)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 12:40 GMT

forcing a man 8 years younger than me to tuck me in and tell my cats that they’re handsome before he goes home

rachel (@ohhoe)Fri, 24 Feb 2023 07:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/ohhoe/status/1629019585931366404

making himbo bf pick me up and show me things up high like I’m simba

rachel (@ohhoe)Fri, 24 Feb 2023 07:31 GMT

If you’re new to the #Fediverse, let me give you a tip, and some freedom: no one gives a shit how many people you follow. Metrics don’t matter here. No one is keeping score. Post good content. Be a good human. Or just hang out and enjoy good content and good humans. Follow people to get good content. Follow as many people as are sharing interesting content, because that’s how content gets into your feed. 😇 You are free to be. #Migration #Engagement #Mastodon #FediTips

Attached: 1 image One of the better gender web forms I've seen

i love this interaction lmao

Skyler is going to ECCC in 9 days (@skudiklier)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 05:15 GMT

Tfw

femb✦t (@__femb0t)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 21:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1628830926573649923

evergreen

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 19:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1628830926573649923

That funny feeling when you're not getting paid but still getting tagged on PRs

Alex Ithymia (@proof_construct)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 19:01 GMT

being an open source maintainer means that I'm unemployed and somehow my day is still full of meetings

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 18:55 GMT

For lent I’m giving up.

[TIL] munging noun [ U ] COMPUTING specialized UK /ˈmʌŋ.ɪŋ/ US /ˈmʌŋ.ɪŋ/ the process of changing data into another format (= arrangement) so that it can be used or processed

I added a fax machine emoji after my 1st name on @LinkedIn (because I was getting an absurd amount of recruiter messages daily) and I'm now LOLing at the amount of automated messages calling me "Chloe 📠" or "Chloe ?".

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 18:35 GMT

Always be detailed and honest in your pull request descriptions!

Mirjam Aulbach | @mirjam_diala@hachyderm.io (@mirjam_diala)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 16:16 GMT

contractually speaking this is all i have to say on this matter

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Please don’t BNPL your takeaway

Jack Cully (@JackCully)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 14:51 +0000

@rubynerd (@rubynerd)Sat, 08 Oct 2022 00:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/KentBeck/status/1497301996897914880

As an executive(-ish), I don't actually rub my spotty gnarled hands in glee at getting more performance for no more compensation, but I don't even want to be tempted. I'd rather align the incentives.

Kent Beck 🌻 (@KentBeck)Fri, 25 Feb 2022 20:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/KentBeck/status/1497301995069194241

"I know you're doing a great job as a senior engineer but we just want to see one more semester of that performance before promoting you. We'd hate to have you fail at the higher level."

Kent Beck 🌻 (@KentBeck)Fri, 25 Feb 2022 20:06 GMT

Been thinking about retrospective promotions, where you have to prove you're successful at the higher level for a while before you get the title. They create a perverse incentive to delay promos to avoid increasing compensation.

Kent Beck 🌻 (@KentBeck)Fri, 25 Feb 2022 20:06 GMT

Y’all omg. Twitter employees, as of today, lost access to their Slack channels cuz Elon ain’t pay the Slack bill. I am deceased 💀🤣

isa watson (@isadwatson)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 03:14 GMT

Both British Citizens. Both 15. Both groomed by extremists. Shamima Begum stripped of British Citizenship and left to rot in a prison camp…Rhianan Rudd had charges dropped. Hmmm 🤔

Chris Bettles (@ChrisBettles1)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 16:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/MarisAntons/status/1628080187614146573

Nothing

flavio (@flaviocopes)Tue, 21 Feb 2023 17:22 GMT

Why are people so paranoid of governments implementing digital identities and potentially creating a "social credit system", when they're forking over and allowing the collection of massive amounts of data about themselves to private companies? Why are people more concerned by government (usually technological inept) than for-profit private companies (usually technologically advanced)

Certified banger from the Onion. theonion.com/the-onion-s-ex…

Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 17:37 GMT

type systems are gender for your binary

Kate (@thingskatedid)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 01:52 GMT

I love this website because you can say something like "show me your cats" and everyone will show you their cats

Kaitlin Ruiz (@Kaitlin_M_Ruiz)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 02:05 GMT

"why do early trans women have no drip" try building an entire wardrobe from scratch? without knowing how anything looks on you?? while you're scared to use the fitting rooms??? while you don't even know your size???? now try being poor while doing it?????

Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Wed, 15 Feb 2023 22:20 GMT

Posted on the Twitter Developers forum and IndieNews. Hi all! I don’t have much new to say about the ongoing chaos at Twitter or the impending death of the free API tier. I’d just like to draw your …

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1628629410361507840

Baking isn't basic. It's chemistry in a kitchen. Don't beat yourself up over it.

Kyle Shevlin (@kyleshevlin)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 05:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/blueorchid1977/status/1628437251406417920

When your sex life is branching out.

Thomas (@writingthomas)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 16:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/blueorchid1977/status/1628437251406417920

It’s not limp it’s wilted.

Brandon Webb (@WebbBh)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 22:58 GMT

“Watch It Grow” 😭

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Too bad I didn’t see this before Valentine’s Day!

Lady Jay (@blueorchid1977)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 16:51 GMT

Mistress Matisse (@mistressmatisse)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 05:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/punished_cait/status/1628543215354642432

Buying imaginary pennies for the ferryman as we ride this ship to hell

Jade (@hedonhalcyon)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 02:22 GMT

Did you know that “old” Chrome Headless (2017–2023) was a separate, alternate browser implementation that just happened to be shipped as part of the same Chrome binary? 🤯 It doesn’t share any of the Chrome browser code in //chrome! Say hello to --headless=new in Chrome 112!

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Chrome’s Headless mode just got a whole lot better! We made Headless more useful for developers by bringing it closer to Chrome’s regular “headful” mode. 👉🏼 developer.chrome.com/articles/new-h…

Chrome Developers (@ChromiumDev)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 17:00 GMT

Mathias Bynens (@mathias)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 19:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/tauriqmoosa/status/1628549794942558208

That could be fun............ get a large group of people together to just erase every one of elons tweets

Bubka (@Bubka2k5)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 00:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/punished_cait/status/1628543215354642432

Can I pay to delete other people’s bad tweets

Tauriq Moosa (@tauriqmoosa)Thu, 23 Feb 2023 00:18 GMT

Week 73 of Founding Typogram

left my cat with my parents for 2 weeks and my mom made a book, a thread

chaotic cats (@chaoticcatpics)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 16:05 GMT

okay this is bad but in the other hand it rules that every piece of software microsoft touches ends up developing anxiety it’s really funny

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This is a big overstep by Microsoft imo They are injecting ads *into the Google Chrome download page* pushing their own browser 🫠 This should not be ok

Chris Frantz (@frantzfries)Tue, 21 Feb 2023 23:41 GMT

clip studio pain (@freezydorito)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 19:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1628443296803569667

lol

lace (@Lace_dotwav)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 18:01 GMT

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With J.K. Rowling bit.ly/3ZaiLTo

The Onion (@TheOnion)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 17:15 GMT