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“my son turned out fine” ma’am, your daughter is an open source maintainer

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sun, 05 Mar 2023 19:34 GMT

Attached: 1 image 🔘 I’m in this picture and I don’t like it #ADHD

Schitts Creek inspires me every day to become Eugene Levy’s hot gay son

Hope Rehak (@HopeRehak)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 00:29 +0000

Me: sometimes I feel like an SSL cert. Therapist: I am begging you, stop. This isn't hea- Me: I try to make people feel connected & secure. But I'm hard to deal with, and prone to failing in ways that no one ever understands. Therapist, quietly: No more tech clients. No more.

Practicing different sets of squats so I can fuck my wife better

j (@silvergelpen)Sun, 05 Mar 2023 14:26 GMT

“my son turned out fine” Your daughter rolls around my bed in a collar meowing at me.

Scarlet (@NekomimiScience)Sun, 05 Mar 2023 20:04 GMT

2017 me: studying quantum field theory at cambridge 2022 me: rolling around in some girl's bed meowing

Emily (@the_aiju)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 12:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/NekomimiScience/status/1632473541139464193

You think this is a joke, but I am deadly serious. (I am the “some girl” in Emily's tweet.)

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2017 me: studying quantum field theory at cambridge 2022 me: rolling around in some girl's bed meowing

Emily (@the_aiju)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 12:10 GMT

Scarlet (@NekomimiScience)Sun, 05 Mar 2023 21:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/NekomimiScience/status/1632472159124635650

If I had a cent for every time I had a conversation like this with a parent of a friend/partner, I would have two cents. Which isn’t a lot, but weird that it’s happened twice so far in my life.

Scarlet (@NekomimiScience)Sun, 05 Mar 2023 20:09 GMT

We need to make a breaking change so that we can promise we won't again.

the people who want to ban tiktok would think differently if they followed my favorite account, which is called @unclogging_drains

Scott Nover (@ScottNover)Sun, 05 Mar 2023 17:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/JustJake/status/1632118126560309248

Not someone with a competing product totally making an unbiased, not controversial, and totally well-supported hot take!

Tim Banks: Principal VibeOps Engineer (@elchefe)Sun, 05 Mar 2023 18:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/JustJake/status/1632458124455186432

and I'll say the same thing to you again: if you want to have a constructive and productive discussion, come at it constructively and productively. Otherwise don't be surprised when people respond to you with eye rolls, fart noises, and rude hand gestures

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sun, 05 Mar 2023 19:46 GMT

Spencer Bergstedt, J.D. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️🖋⚖️ He/Him (@SpenceBergstedt)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 01:14 GMT

London or the UK in general can't have this of course, because public transport is 'supposed' to make a profit and any time Government subsidises it is grudgingly Whereas private road and air transport is subsidised up the wazoo

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Ciaran McNulty (@CiaranMcNulty)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 22:05 GMT

Ciaran McNulty (@CiaranMcNulty)Sun, 05 Mar 2023 09:47 GMT

#SundaySconeswithWeyoun

Star Trek Minus Context (@NoContextTrek)Sun, 05 Mar 2023 15:21 GMT

Following the overwhelming success of the nine euro ticket experiment last summer, Germany will introduce a permanent €49 pass this spring. The monthly subscription will allow unlimited travel on buses, trams, subways, and local trains across every region in the entire country.

Melissa & Chris Bruntlett (@modacitylife)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 07:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/modacitylife/status/1631922815220822016

and in trains that won’t bust your ears, @TfL #northernline

Wolfgang Blau (@wblau)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 10:42 GMT

If Knowles had said, "For the good of society... Judaism must be eradicated from public life," and then followed it up with, "I just meant Judaism, not Jews", I don't think the ADL would respond with, "Oh, well, nevermind in that case. Carry on!" It means what you think it means

Brynn Tannehill (@BrynnTannehill)Sun, 05 Mar 2023 04:31 GMT

19 years ago Big Brother UK was won by trans woman Nadia Almada, with 74% of the final vote. Today, a trans person only has to appear on a tv programme for 10 minutes and the internet is filled with hatred for days. Trans people haven’t changed, the hatred has

Mx Mike (They/Them) (@_MxMike)Sun, 05 Mar 2023 12:50 GMT

In Oxford they just call them commas.

Content warning: The Book of Boba Fett

With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is crypto. Just this year I’ve already lost half my money.

rm (@sprainhill)Sun, 13 Feb 2022 14:03 GMT

It's great that the application/yaml mediatype is getting formalised. It may not be so great that this #RFC candidate says "A fragment identifier starting with '*' is to be interpreted as a YAML alias node". If you simply parse the #YAML to an object, the alias nodes are lost.

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YAML Media Type has entered evalutation by the IESG. datatracker.ietf.org/doc/draft-ietf…

httpapi_wg (@httpapi_wg)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 20:27 GMT

Mike Ralphson (@PermittedSoc)Sun, 05 Mar 2023 08:25 GMT

my teen is now balking at applying for summer jobs because he just did the math on what 40 hours a week actually is "what?! that's way too many hours! how are people supposed to do anything else?" honestly, he's not wrong

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 02:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/Pilnok/status/1632142665914413059

IT'S SO MANY, THOUGH?!

pilnok (@Pilnok)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 22:18 GMT

idk why my friends even bother to lie to me like this

pilnok (@Pilnok)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 22:15 GMT

job application: "what is your highest technical achievement?"

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 18:15 GMT

"I do a lot of rsyncing on my network" @adamstac "Do a lot of arse-what?" @matryer You'll never hear `rsync` the same again...

Changelog (@changelog)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 13:45 GMT

Back in 2010, David Chelimsky was re-writing RSpec, and had the idea to use Cucumber scenarios to drive the development. The RSpec websit...

Well, this is new. After ten years building a company around the Cucumber open source project, I suddenly find myself out of a job. I...

IT HAPPENED! IT FINALLY HAPPENED!

Simon Clark (@simonoxfphys)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 10:02 GMT

imagine taking a cute pic w ur friends and then men on the internet turn it into this ???? during women history month too twitter.com/jangonba988/st…

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SOSADROPEMOFF🧛🏿 (@JangoNBA988)Wed, 01 Mar 2023 20:56 GMT

sweet afia🇬🇭 (@elefaantzz)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 17:54 GMT

Now that I’m a mature adult, I can think back to when I was growing up and learning that most adults were not smart. Now that I’ve been an adult for so many years, I can safely say that it is much worse than I could have ever imagined.

https://twitter.com/laceynwilliams/status/1632059697854562304

It is a source of great joy in my life that this was one of our worst arguments and neither of us can even remember what it was about. Married nine years, together 16.

Lacey Williams Henschel (@laceynwilliams)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 17:02 GMT

“Check on your trans friends” I dunno how I’d feel about a “sorry another state just made you illegal” text, maybe instead text your republican relatives to tell them you’re cutting them out of your life til they stop doing this

Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL (@PinkRangerLB)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 23:28 GMT

the Internet has ruined us all

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Tim Clevenger (Parity) (@timjclevenger)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 15:31 GMT

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 15:32 GMT

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There's gotta be a tumblr just to collect these, right?

julia ferraioli (@juliaferraioli)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 16:18 GMT

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greatest of all time: sandwich edition

Patrick Kolencherry (@kolencherry)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 15:44 GMT

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Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 15:45 GMT

rightmove.co.uk/properties/132… Blimey.

Juliet Brando (@sliderulesyou)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 12:29 GMT

guess who’s now licensed to be a hazard on the streets? 🚗🎉

Watching a meeting recording from work on 2x speed and this one guy sounds totally normal speed. So...

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 11:14 GMT

I *love* coding or reviewing code on trains. The wifi is always crap so it lets you do the deep work without going down search rabbit holes. Trains and crappy wifi are also pretty good for reviewing prose (blog posts, marketing copy, etc.). Maybe I just love trains. 🚂 twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Randall Hunt (@jrhunt)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 11:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/jrhunt/status/1631980023744806913

I find it really easy to focus while traveling on a train. Maybe because when I travel, I'm not in a hurry, and also ... you can't escape from the train 😁 Perhaps the best employee benefit I ever had was when I worked for a railway company: unlimited free train rides

Niko Virtala 👨‍🏭 (@nikovirtala)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 11:53 GMT

Angehängt: 1 Video RT @wahVinci Backend dev doing CSS

Austin Powers: International Women's Day of Mystery ✌️🇬🇧

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Sat, 04 Mar 2023 02:27 GMT

A chat with the PornHub development team, about working in the adult website industry, technology, virtual reality, and more.

https://twitter.com/Pilnok/status/1631754484144803840

This is the only one I have bothered to save to my phone. Dwayne the Regirock Johnson

FeltSalamander (@feltsalamander)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 22:18 GMT