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Haven’t ever lost a Twitter argument in my life

Radstads (@Radstads)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 04:43 GMT

Whenever I travel I’m constantly thinking about how fucked up it is that I can’t text my cat

big honkin caboose (@itsmegangraves)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 06:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/itsmegangraves/status/1631541207603240960

I’d even settle for email

big honkin caboose (@itsmegangraves)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 06:27 GMT

I hope in my lifetime we get to a point where we don't have to spend an entire month out of every year trying to un-erase incredible women from the other eleven months and the thousands of years before it. #WomensHistoryMonth

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 06:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/itsmegangraves/status/1631541757593923585

The way she’d leave me on read

big honkin caboose (@itsmegangraves)Fri, 03 Mar 2023 06:41 GMT

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Finally got our wedding photos back and forgot there was even a big beautiful rainbow that showed up after the ceremony

j (@silvergelpen)Wed, 01 Mar 2023 19:30 GMT

j (@silvergelpen)Wed, 01 Mar 2023 20:35 GMT

Add pronouns to your GitHub profile

https://twitter.com/RoseSchmits/status/1630973857203879971

Wait til they find out about what Ikeas in Canada made

Gender Sloth (VTuber) (@GenderSloth_VT)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 00:57 GMT

“Everything happens for a reason,” I explain as I fill your car with gravy

This "How to build a sex room" show is kinda cringeworthy & awful: it's all suburban couples who wanna do "edgy sexy things" but don't actually have the confidence to probably even walk into a sex toy store together, and they're being handed fancy sex toys seemingly with little training

I’m lay here in bed wondering if I actually have ADHD or if I just did a really good job of convincing the nice doctor that I have it and in reality I’m just a lazy fuck. Why, brain? Take a night off.

(boosting my own replies feel weird but I don't care, people promote working for companies that defend child labor in countries they hate)

the ADHD urge to forget what you were talking about right in the middle of a

Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics (@danidonovan)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 13:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/danidonovan/status/1631280410238889988

me on the daily:

Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics (@danidonovan)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 13:08 GMT

I got promoted to SWE II today, and at no point did I think that I did not deserve it. That's pretty huge for a guy that has trouble giving himself credit for putting in that work. I'm a fucking experienced software engineer! Ain't that some shit!!!

Ernest Phillips (@ErnGetsGood)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 00:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/__femb0t/status/1630864367456604162

I started watching it this year and currently on season 5 👀 When it comes to adhd the narrative can go from turtle speed to light speed, and it isn’t easily predictable(which is a huge one for me personally!)

hire me!! (@kefimochi)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 14:41 GMT

Me: *slacks someone at 9 pm* Them: *responds* Me: “OMG why are you working right now?!” Them: “Why are YOU working right now?!” Me:

emily freeman (@editingemily)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 04:03 GMT

fuck small talk i want to talk about deep shit i want talk about where sun go, why dark, why cold, i want to talk about why sun come back, where sun go when gone

Handsome B. Charming (@Richard57941301)Wed, 04 Aug 2021 20:36 +0000

I hope the national cybersecurity strategy tackles the issue of people not reading their emails and then replying with a question answered previously in said emails. Thank you.

Jabs:502 🌻 (@CyberSnark)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 03:47 GMT

describe your ass using only four photos of your ass 🍑

THE boob artist x (@willustrating)Tue, 28 Feb 2023 02:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1631163908223561728

“Is it realistic to Defund the Police? Is it realistic to end the production of fossil fuels? Is it realistic to bring down an oligarchy? Is it realistic to Abolish ICE? Was it realistic to fight AIDS? Was it realistic to end segregation?” thegauntlet.substack.com/p/the-revoluti…

Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 05:28 GMT

Nothing boils my blood more than people saying things like the “ship has sailed” on pandemic protections or “everyone has moved on.” Millions of vulnerable and disabled people do not have the luxury of apathy when it comes to Covid safety.

Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 05:23 GMT

don't even bother applying for a senior dev position unless your github looks like this

Alex Rose (@AlexRoseGames)Wed, 01 Mar 2023 05:52 GMT

Manspread, Mansplain, Manipulate - @qorprate + @_evelynluu_ and I r on one tonight

crys ⚡️ (enemies of the heir beware era) (@crystalxduan)Thu, 02 Mar 2023 06:29 GMT

Every part of your resume should help the the hiring manager answer "how will this person be impactful on my team?"

Kyle Welch (@kylewelch)Wed, 01 Mar 2023 17:26 GMT

Attached: 1 image what to talk about in 1:1s Permalink: https://wizardzines.com/comics/1-1s/

Attached: 1 image some intersectional antifascists were protesting some shitbag yesterday and omg THIS SIGN 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

https://twitter.com/DannyVegito/status/1630065582560116736

RIP Arrowverse, you gave us the funniest moment in all of television

Keifer (@DannyVegito)Mon, 27 Feb 2023 05:00 GMT

almost nobody will see this post, but it’s cool how the Twitter home timeline service just exploded, very functional website

Ninji@vulpine.club @ 🇳🇱 (@_Ninji)Wed, 01 Mar 2023 10:23 GMT

I've not been giving Mastodon a far shot, so here we go. Let me catch you up on my FE exploration journey (posted about it earlier). The first of many series... let me answer the question "why?" https://words.byvernacchia.com/blog/a-new-blog-why/

I really need to type up my #lifenotes from February, but my mind can't focus on much right now so that might wait a few days

Attached: 1 image I'm definitely not new to twitter... wtf

Licensing is what holds open source together, and ClearlyDefined takes the mystery out of projects' licenses, copyright, and source location.

. o O ( I should consider watching Breaking Bad at some point )

femb✦t (@__femb0t)Wed, 01 Mar 2023 09:35 GMT

I'm trying to execute a simple if else statement in a Makefile: check: if [ -z "$(APP_NAME)" ]; then \ echo "Empty" \ else \ echo "Not empty" \ fi When I execute make check I get the

how is this possible

Andrew (@gradientjanitor)Tue, 28 Feb 2023 20:07 GMT

wint_t is a real C type. this is not a dril

hikari 🌟 (@hikari_no_yume)Tue, 28 Feb 2023 07:32 GMT

From sliding into the DMS to hogging all the covers. 3 years of marriage and still going strong. #WeMetOnTwitter No matter what happens with this birdsite, I’m so grateful it introduced me to my love @TC_Johnson

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Wed, 01 Mar 2023 00:31 GMT

Layoffs have a deeper impact on those with anxiety disorders regardless of the impact of their contributions.

Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Wed, 01 Mar 2023 04:12 GMT

Once upon a time #WeMetOnTwitter and then we escaped a container on a mainframe together, did a DEF CON talk about it, and now here we are! 🥰 I love you so much, @bigendiansmalls. Let's keep hacking all the things and making each other happy for a really long time, ok?

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Wed, 01 Mar 2023 01:54 GMT

why engineers avoid state machines

Swizec Teller writing a book you’ll wanna read (@Swizec)Tue, 28 Feb 2023 16:13 GMT

My favorite software patterns are some of the most obvious discoveries. I built a whole IoT platform that encouraged folks to model devices as state machines with transitions that were automatically surfaced in a hypermedia REST API. It was rad. twitter.com/swizec/status/…

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why engineers avoid state machines

Swizec Teller writing a book you’ll wanna read (@Swizec)Tue, 28 Feb 2023 16:13 GMT

Kevin Swiber (@kevinswiber)Wed, 01 Mar 2023 04:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/Swizec/status/1630602124567654400

"we don't do this because it's easy, but because we thought it would be easy"

Kent C. Dodds 🌌 (@kentcdodds)Wed, 01 Mar 2023 01:48 GMT

bisexuality is rough @UnionHallNY

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Wed, 01 Mar 2023 03:28 GMT

"21/Feb/22" -- Fuck you #Jira

./adhddd # 🍁 (@douglasdd)Wed, 22 Feb 2023 16:53 GMT

I'm starting to realise that if I had not contributed to OSS, my leadership/people skills would not have had a chance to grow as much. And while OSS throws new curveballs everyday, I'm actually grateful because each one of them is a learning experience in itself 💛

Nikhita Raghunath (@TheNikhita)Tue, 28 Feb 2023 17:49 GMT

It warms my heart that so many people are replying to that Tweet and saying that it makes it feel better not remember those things. This is what I shit post for. 🥹💖

Josie (@javavvitch)Wed, 01 Mar 2023 07:09 GMT