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Your password must contain one letter, one uppercase letter, one number, one special character, one grawlix used in an Andy Capp comic where he stubs his toe, a currency symbol for a country that 40% of Americans havenāt heard of, and an ASCII picture of something naughty.
Grant Brisbee (@GrantBrisbee)Fri, 05 May 2023 14:52 +0000
me wearing my expensive online purchases only to realize the horrifying void is still in me
derek guy (@dieworkwear)Sat, 06 May 2023 21:21 +0000
great day to share some of my fav pics of princess diana hanging out and shaking hands w AIDS patients at a time when the disease was so stigmatized, nurses would leave trays of food outside of patientsā rooms for fear of catching it via touch
matt (@mattxiv)Sat, 06 May 2023 06:47 +0000
if i had a billion dollars i would probably blow it into open source projects highest ratio of return for money + philanthropyPeer Richelsen ššā”ļø (@peer_rich)Sat, 06 May 2023 22:15 +0000
YO WHY THE FUCK IS IT HAIRDRYER BUT HAIR IS DRIER
Sheps (@the_sheps)Fri, 05 May 2023 20:11 +0000
So happy to be hosting this at @incident_io HQ in London. Behind-closed-doors storytelling on incidents and engineering nightmares? Yes please.Post details
Join āUnplanned Maintenanceā in SF and London! Off-the-record storytelling about security incidents and engineering nightmares, hosted by @tailscale + @indent + @incident_io May 16 5:30pm PT in SF 17:30 BST in London Get an invite: unplannedmaintenance.com/?e=2023-05-16Tailscale (@Tailscale)Fri, 05 May 2023 15:57 +0000
Chris Evans (@evnsio)Sat, 06 May 2023 09:11 +0000
Join āUnplanned Maintenanceā in SF and London! Off-the-record storytelling about security incidents and engineering nightmares, hosted by @tailscale + @indent + @incident_io May 16 5:30pm PT in SF 17:30 BST in London Get an invite: unplannedmaintenance.com/?e=2023-05-16Tailscale (@Tailscale)Fri, 05 May 2023 15:57 +0000
Protest is fundamental to democracy. People must have the right to oppose having an unelected head of state, or more than £100m of public funds being spent on a coronation when millions rely on food banks. These arrests should concern us all.Nadia Whittome MP (@NadiaWhittomeMP)Sat, 06 May 2023 09:14 +0000
Letter in todayās Guardian: āIn recent years, the food bank has used grants from the national lottery to support its activities, but recent applications for funding have been unsuccessful. They have been told that much of the funding is going to events celebrating the coronationā
Haroon Siddique (@Haroon_Siddique)Sat, 06 May 2023 06:16 +0000
cool cool cool https://mastodon.matrix.org/@element/110304013472307767 #acab
@element@mastodon.matrix.org miss when your name was riot
Attached: 1 image It turns out you can simply serve a file from a domain to use it as your bsky handle. So this guy is now S3. All of S3.

May the 4th be with you! Brand new OAuth shirts just launched: "I find your lack of security disturbing" Available in a variety of styles and also as a hacker hoodie! ā¦

Hetzner goes arm64: https://ruby.social/@tisba/110317041230787536
Interesting! Just noticed that Hetzner Cloud is offering Arm64 VPS (Ampere). Was looking for a VPS hoster that offers arm64 and it's the first one I could find (in EU). Costs ~30% less compared to x86. https://www.hetzner.com/news/arm64-cloud
Hahahahahahaha. Tory scum. #UKpol
A bit of professional news on here; today is my last day @DeliverooEng! I've had an incredible time and worked with such brilliant people. However I'm so excited to be starting @monzo as a Staff Engineer š! A company I love and a product I'm already all-in on; let's go!James King (@ripixelcodes)Fri, 05 May 2023 10:29 +0000
We're going to miss you, Kingy š You've been an awesome member of the team, all the best for the amazing things you're going to do next!
DeliverooEng (@DeliverooEng)Fri, 05 May 2023 15:44 +0000
I really donāt get why baby books are gendered. When it labels the unborn child the same sex as the baby Iām having; it flows fine; but when they name it the opposite I feel like Iām reading the wrong book. In a language where we have a non-gender option of words; itās interesting to see in a book how comfortable they are at switching the unborn childās gender.
Yesterday I used the "git filter-repo" command for the first time. Have not felt such a thrill of power/danger since I first learned about "git rebase -i".
Honestly a bit baffled by people who defend Elon Musk and DHH.
Whelp, hearing about the #shopify #layoffs ā reports are 20% of the workforce, with Berlin 90% of the staff laid off. That really doesn't sound good.
If you havenāt changed Jest's defaults your tests might be fragile, order-dependent, or just downright wrong. Check out my blog post where I dig into Jest's settings, and how you can fix your tests. #javascript #node #jest #testing #unittest https://jamiemagee.co.uk/blog/your-jest-tests-might-be-wrong/
In honour of Guardians of the Galaxy in theaters Friday, hereās a screenshot of the time I forgot I had scheduled a COUPLES THERAPY session on a day we were shooting. #GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol3Karen Gillan (@karengillan)Wed, 03 May 2023 17:25 +0000
A command-line tool to easily kill processes running on a specified port. - GitHub - jkfran/killport: A command-line tool to easily kill processes running on a specified port.
I've been reading various entrepreneur books and blog posts1. One thing they all emphasise is that success often comes from finding a problem that you yourself would pay money to solve. And that's a ā¦
Made by a minimal, responsible and friendly person.

All of tech worried about Frankenstein's monster without giving any thought to the core concern that Frankenstein was kind of a dick and that's how you get Frankenstein's monster instead of Frankenstein's cool pal who's fun to be with.
Something I really donāt like is how āhateā is used so lightly ā especially by tech folks. Same for ādeadā too (tech doesnāt die itās just sand that can think). Over the last couple of years, I oftā¦

Great article from @ShopifyEng on improving Ruby GC latency. But I feel like as a society maybe weāre spending these cycles in the wrong place? If weāre going to work on Garbage Collection, could we maybe look at some higher value use cases? Like, say the U.S. Supreme Court.twitter.com/realgenekim/stā¦Post details
āShopify's monolith is deployed approximately every 30 minutes, so aside from weekends, we're pretty much constantly in that āwarm-up phaseā Shopify Engineering: Adventures in Garbage Collection: Improving GC Performance in our Massive Monolith (2023) shopify.engineering/adventures-in-ā¦Gene Kim (@RealGeneKim)Tue, 02 May 2023 14:05 +0000
DM of Engineering (@dmofengineering)Tue, 02 May 2023 15:47 +0000
Watching my nephew's 2nd grade concert (in the U.S.) and they started with an announcement about not posting any recordings but because of "respecting copyright" and to be mindful of filming/photos "for other's experience" but like... no mention of the children's privacy??? wat
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I support the writers strike
Calvin Wong Tze Loon é»åå« š²š¾ (@ithayla)Tue, 02 May 2023 03:48 +0000
They are ugly, yet cute. Horrendous, yet the most comfortable sandals Iāve ever had. I told myself Iād embrace color in my wardrobe and why...

Not content with banning native third-party apps, Twitter has continued to cripple their API and move to paid plans for very basic access. I was committed to support Twitter cross-posting as long as possible because there are still Micro.blog customers who want to keep a foot in the Twitter world. But we knew it couldnāt last forever. July 15th will be our last day to support cross-posting blog posts to Twitter.
Wow, hit 16,000 followers finally. Knowing my posts lately, y'all are either here for titties or you need a hug. Probably both.
Adelaide Gardner (@ohadelaide)Sun, 30 Apr 2023 08:33 +0000
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The actual horrors of AI are so mundane and familiar that weāre going to let them keep happening while we focus on fun imaginary evil genius robots
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this is very very bad twitter.com/respondcrisis/ā¦emily wilder (@vv1lder)Fri, 28 Apr 2023 01:56 +0000
Kathryn C-K (@kathrynbck)Fri, 28 Apr 2023 12:16 +0000
this is very very bad twitter.com/respondcrisis/ā¦Post details
1/BREAKING: We were featured in this @restofworld article about the grave dangers of AI machine translation. These tools are on the rise, increasingly used by for-profit government contractors and aid organizations that work with refugees & migrants. bit.ly/41Z9Sxu š§µRespond Crisis Translation (@RespondCrisis)Wed, 26 Apr 2023 16:44 +0000
emily wilder (@vv1lder)Fri, 28 Apr 2023 01:56 +0000
I get to say whatever is in my brain the instant I think it, and I am unpredictably rewarded with many hearts and such, and thereās a never-ending stream of new stuff to read and watch and interact with, of COURSE I like it and hate it and canāt stop
Louisa šš (@LouisatheLast)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 02:08 GMT
āLol everyone on Twitter says they have ADHDā Gosh I wonder why people with ADHD might be overrepresented on the dopamine slot machine websiteLouisa šš (@LouisatheLast)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 02:05 GMT
a polycule of married women, also known as theā¦
Scarlet (@NekomimiScience)Sun, 30 Apr 2023 10:05 +0000