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My Uber driver couldn’t find me so he cancelled and I just got matched with him again while standing directly next to his car and this is the most awkward ride I’ve been in

jessie.js @ Cairo (@jessiedotjs)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 19:56 GMT

Do you think there were medieval humiliation fetishists going around committing petty thefte and shit for a thrill of a day in the stocks or did we invent this along with the economy

Honey (@benegotherit)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 20:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/drphilth_/status/1639358357449633792

neither of them even look real. i am choosing to believe these people do not really exist

mo ☆ (@drphilth_)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 20:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/itsmegangraves/status/1639291593332076544

“As part of our deluxe paid feature you can now choose to hide the fact that you’re a loser who paid for our deluxe paid feature” is about the point where I’d pick another career

big honkin caboose (@itsmegangraves)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 15:43 GMT

non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 16:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/Fitbiter/status/1639210685807710208

Veronica 'Nikatine' Ripley (@NikatinePrime)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 16:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/rbzhu/status/1639059965238472706

Individual username/password/email generated by my password manager so I can trace when (not *if*) the new developer tool's systems have been cracked and information has been leaked.

joschi (@joschi83)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 09:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/maria_fibonacci/status/1639306924549185539

and both sides think the other one is stupid :D

Verónica 👑 (@maria_fibonacci)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 16:44 GMT

your feelings are valid!!! your syntax unfortunately is not

The 'for you' tab is such a terrible trash fire ADHD trap. I keep catching myself watching absolute nonsense like 'what, how did I get here?'

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 12:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1639250778627141635

Make no mistake: LLM vendors will not want customers to locally run models: they want to have access to data, so they can use it for training, to get visibility in usage and, perhaps launch a directly competing feature later. Before rushing to use a new API, just know this.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 13:02 GMT

In this new world of LLMs (often referred to as “AI”) data ownership and the quality of that data will very soon become the moat, not the algorithms. Any org that to hands over their data to a vendor -which vendor then keeps this data and gets to use it as training- is foolish. twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 13:00 GMT

from dweeb to dommy mommy

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my favorite trans timelines are when an absolute dweeb becomes one of the most beautiful women you've ever seen in your life

Mel Stone (@melstonemusic)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 19:21 GMT

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Wed, 22 Mar 2023 00:19 GMT

i’m sorry but whoever named the matlab function for cumulative trapezoidal numerial integration CUMTRAPZ deserves their pussy eaten

gal la mode ~ (@gal_la_mode)Wed, 22 Mar 2023 00:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/ElyKreimendahl/status/1639075538961661955

either that or “I could fix her.” probably the latter tbh

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 01:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/ElyKreimendahl/status/1639075538961661955

You look fun/hot!!!

Amy Silverberg (@AmySilverberg)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 05:38 GMT

just remembered this was once my dating profile pic and my future husband saw it and was like “yep that’s marriage material”

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 01:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/ElyKreimendahl/status/1639075538961661955

That’s Lea Michele

Chay (@ChayQuinn)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 01:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/sophxthompson/status/1638489122263162881

the people have spoken. the name of the publication rhymes with… green pant

serena (@serenacoady)Wed, 22 Mar 2023 19:05 GMT

the plan? remove legacy checkmarks from journalists and other public figures so users can impersonate them and spread disinformation further eroding the public’s trust in the media

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On April 1st, we will begin winding down our legacy verified program and removing legacy verified checkmarks. To keep your blue checkmark on Twitter, individuals can sign up for Twitter Blue here: twitter.com/i/twitter_blue… Organizations can sign up for twitter.com/i/en/verifiedo…… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Twitter Verified (@verified)Thu, 23 Mar 2023 22:20 GMT

Marina Watanabe (@marinashutup)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 00:18 GMT

A general strike has been called across France tomorrow. It’s worth repeating that while the riots are eye catching, it’s this power to act collectively, and to withhold labor collectively, that we need to learn from. Solidarity with the workers of France.

Stop Cop City (@JoshuaPHilll)Thu, 23 Mar 2023 02:32 GMT

Attached: 1 image putting this sign up on my text editor

Content warning: The Mandalorian S3E4 spoiler

happy 7th birthday* to the left-pad drama that should have made us use less packages but we doubled down on them instead 🥰 * out by a few days but whatever

😬 U+1F62C FACE WITH USB TYPE-C CONNECTOR

Me enjoying the last 8 minutes of my break while the rest of the understaffed office is struggling

Fuck You I Quit (@fuckyouiquit)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 03:15 GMT

So many famous and powerful men publicly have little to no role in their children’s lives and face such little societal blowback for it — but if a mother at the top of her industry had “no part” in her kid’s life, I guarantee it would impact her reputation pagesix.com/2023/03/22/tom…

Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge)Thu, 23 Mar 2023 15:22 GMT

UNVERIFIED AND DANGEROUS BABYYYYY

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On April 1st, we will begin winding down our legacy verified program and removing legacy verified checkmarks. To keep your blue checkmark on Twitter, individuals can sign up for Twitter Blue here: twitter.com/i/twitter_blue… Organizations can sign up for twitter.com/i/en/verifiedo…… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Twitter Verified (@verified)Thu, 23 Mar 2023 22:20 GMT

Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson)Fri, 24 Mar 2023 06:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/verified/status/1639029459557679104

When will you begin winding down the rest of the site?

ʝօɦռռʏ Ӽʍǟֆ @DakotaCon (@J0hnnyXm4s)Thu, 23 Mar 2023 23:17 GMT

I don't think I want my next promotion (yet) ✏️ by @www.jvt.me@www.jvt.me 💫 https://changelog.com/news/zDr4

https://twitter.com/housecor/status/1638706883488804864

what about git worktree?

Matías Ciccone (@matiasnciccone)Thu, 23 Mar 2023 01:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/housecor/status/1638709493482627077

Big project: - clone to separate directories: 1 hour - git worktree: instantly, like a git checkout. Get same result. Yet “you don’t need [a lighter solution], just [a heavier solution]”, doesn’t make sense.

Nguyen Huynh Loi (@loia5tqd001)Thu, 23 Mar 2023 11:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/housecor/status/1638706883488804864

I've tried this and it's not working until I use git worktree git-scm.com/docs/git-workt…

OG Flop (@rainraingoaw)Thu, 23 Mar 2023 01:05 GMT

very much in agreement with @Quinnypig@awscommunity.social that the plural of 'Yubikey' is 'Y'allbikey' 😂

Omg this dude at the bar was hitting on me and was so shitfaced he called an Uber. He stands up and he’s got cheese sticks in his back pocket. Am I in love?

kariLou 🇻🇪 (@kariLOU88)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 05:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/kvlly/status/1638756026202853376

Crossed my TL this week twitter.com/kariLOU88/stat…

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Omg this dude at the bar was hitting on me and was so shitfaced he called an Uber. He stands up and he’s got cheese sticks in his back pocket. Am I in love?

kariLou 🇻🇪 (@kariLOU88)Sun, 19 Mar 2023 05:25 GMT

Brian Ibbotson (@quinceleaf)Thu, 23 Mar 2023 05:09 GMT

I feel so seen

Kelly Vaughn (@kvlly)Thu, 23 Mar 2023 04:14 GMT

non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder)Thu, 23 Mar 2023 04:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1638779638066429952

Sometimes you fly too close to the sun

SwiftInsecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Thu, 23 Mar 2023 06:11 GMT

(bimbo voice) my code ran successfully, now can i have strap?

Aster Olsen (@AsterOlsen)Wed, 22 Mar 2023 21:45 GMT

I have two young daughters, and I am begging people to stop pretending that they need to be protected from drag queens with storybooks while doing nothing about the dating violence and garden-variety misogyny that will be the real threat to their safety one day.

Aaron Hoyland (@aaronhoyland)Tue, 21 Mar 2023 23:59 GMT

Every millennial gettin ready to be duct taped to the ceiling fr twitter.com/counterstrike/…

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Today we're excited to announce Counter-Strike 2. Counter-Strike 2 is an overhaul to every system, every piece of content, and every part of the C-S experience. First, let's talk about smoke grenades:

CS2 (@CounterStrike)Wed, 22 Mar 2023 16:35 GMT

SwiftInsecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Wed, 22 Mar 2023 19:39 GMT

the american justice system famously always right

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justice

Justin Roiland (@JustinRoiland)Wed, 22 Mar 2023 19:52 GMT

𝕓𝕒𝕫. (@BazBombadil)Wed, 22 Mar 2023 21:36 GMT