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https://twitter.com/AsterOlsen/status/1644364302869237760

is it at least a little bisexual when she slides her large strap inside of you with a hand over your mouth and a soft "shhh" while you try to be a good girl and take it for her?

Aster Olsen (@AsterOlsen)Fri, 07 Apr 2023 15:58 +0000

Fellas is it gay when she pushes you against the wall as soon as you walk through the door, forces one hand under your skirt and between your legs, grabs your hair forcefully with her other, and whispers in your ear "I've been looking forward to fucking you all day you tease."

Aster Olsen (@AsterOlsen)Fri, 07 Apr 2023 15:39 +0000

You’ve not really lived until you’ve reviewed production host access logs

Micah Hausler (@micahhausler)Fri, 07 Apr 2023 03:55 +0000

“Are those earrings red-black trees? Can I get a photo of them? I’d like to send it to Bob.” [who invented them 😅] And that’s how I got this selfie with Don Knuth.

Cynthia Lee (@cynthiablee)Fri, 07 Apr 2023 08:00 +0000

Kenneth Dredd (@KennethDredd)Thu, 06 Apr 2023 23:40 +0000

Attached: 1 image wanted chocolate cake. made chocolate cake.

The app is doing what it’s designed for 🤷‍♂️ You can’t make an invasive consent-less “parenting app” that’s not a victim control app because the two tasks are not different. It’s just somehow socially acceptable to subject minors to it, because they are apparently property without rights, not people. https://www.forbes.com/sites/thomasbrewster/2023/04/06/sex-traffickers-use-parenting-apps-like-life360-to-spy-on-victims/

A framework for performing live pre-recorded command line demos in the wild 📼 - GitHub - saschagrunert/demo: A framework for performing live pre-recorded command line demos in the wild 📼

Many of us are aware of the benefits that a strong focus on automation can bring, particularly in our development workflow and DevOps lifecycle. But silos across businesses can lead to duplication of effort, and potential to lose out on best practices. In this post, we’ll explore how CI/CD can be shared across your entire organization alongside policies, for a well-governed experience with GitHub Actions.

Attached: 1 image In Britain you don't create ZIP files, you create postcode files.

Colleague: "So how do you get back to sleep after the dog wakes you up at 3am to go outside?" Me: "1 of 2 options. Number 1: With great difficulty. Number 2: You don't"

Say what you want about the first couple generations of the web, but it treated humans and the human experience as important and valuable. Every tech project now is like, "yeah, but what if we could do that without people?"

I removed Feedly from my Get Blogging resource for people who want to read and write blogs. If you’d like to read blogs, there are some great other feed readers recommended in the list. I start every …

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1643739143598665728

this one felt too nice

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Wed, 05 Apr 2023 22:18 +0000

I get that Go code on StackOverflow makes use of the blank identifier _ to ignore and skip error checking for brevity, but it sends a really bad signal to newcomers.

Konrad Reiche (@konradreiche)Wed, 05 Apr 2023 22:18 +0000

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Wed, 05 Apr 2023 22:15 +0000

Other things you can read

Today marks two years of working @awscloud and I feel incredibly lucky to work with so many amazing people across the globe. The amazing community, the internal teams, & my direct team all make the hard parts of my role easy to work through. Thanks to everyone for supporting me.

Farrah (@FarrahC32)Wed, 05 Apr 2023 16:34 +0000

Read about management and leadership in software engineering. Learn from the past and move forward!

Oh, the thin skin. Under her pseudonym, The Cuckoo's Calling sold fewer than 500 hardback copies in its first three months. It sold 43 copies in the week before JK Rowling was revealed to be the author, and then it sold 17662 copies the week after. Siobhán touched a nerve.

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FUCKEN LMAO

Siobhán Casey (@PolygonalShivs)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 09:55 +0000

Aidan Comerford (@AidanCTweets)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 10:51 +0000

FUCKEN LMAO

Siobhán Casey (@PolygonalShivs)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 09:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/PolygonalShivs/status/1643190439317495808

I've called her a dog-shagging nazi like 100 times and she doesn't bat an eye, I remind her once that her pigshit detective novels only sell because of her name and it's the last straw lmao

Siobhán Casey (@PolygonalShivs)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 10:02 +0000

The type of story I wish would happen more. @NickyWrightson was working at the Financial Times in London. She hit a problem with k8s and was stuck. So what did she do? Reached out to engineers at another company - Monzo - also in London, who she knew were also hands-on with it:

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Wed, 05 Apr 2023 11:40 +0000

One Spider-Man wants to change his own destiny. 🕷 Miles Morales returns for the next Spider-Man movie, exclusively in theaters June 2. Watch the new trailer for Across the #SpiderVerse now.

Sony Pictures Animation (@SonyAnimation)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 07:01 +0000

Miles Morales says trans rights

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One Spider-Man wants to change his own destiny. 🕷 Miles Morales returns for the next Spider-Man movie, exclusively in theaters June 2. Watch the new trailer for Across the #SpiderVerse now.

Sony Pictures Animation (@SonyAnimation)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 07:01 +0000

Niko Stratis (@nikostratis)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 14:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/oncloud_e/status/1643346434404814849

and normally you don't "have to hand it to them" but im all for bigots shooting themselves in the foot. like yes please make a bigger fool of yourself im having fun!

Cloudy 🌥️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 20:16 +0000

i think jkr sucks but i have to respect her tanking her reputation further with a whole series reboot that no one asked for like 2 days after Daniel Radcliffe did this

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Six trans and nonbinary young people sat down with Daniel Radcliffe in a candid and heartfelt conversation about their journeys and what genuine allyship looks like. 🎥The first episode of #SharingSpace premieres on YouTube tomorrow at 12 PM ET. ➡️ youtu.be/rBFvppAL48U

The Trevor Project (@TrevorProject)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 18:57 +0000

Cloudy 🌥️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 20:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1643035502570876928

wingardium absolutely the fuck not

ella dawson (@brosandprose)Mon, 03 Apr 2023 23:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1643035502570876928

Ain’t a single person asking for this

Callum Altimas (@CallumAltimas)Mon, 03 Apr 2023 23:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1643035502570876928

why tho

Shibetoshi Nakamoto (@BillyM2k)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 00:03 +0000

according to this, using redis makes you a -10x engineer

rick branson (rip human hustle) (@rbranson)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 18:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1642991152767926272

It was not. We smiled for the cameras but were dying inside. Feel better?

Amrita Khalid (@askhalid)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 17:15 +0000

dinosaur (@dinosaurcouch)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 20:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/peterejhamilton/status/1643353062671630338

Just realised the default graph colours here are 🤢 compared to the severities. How is Major *green*!? 🤦‍♂️ Cannot unsee, but too tired to re-post 😂

Pete Hamilton (@peterejhamilton)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 21:02 +0000

We just hit PR #10,000 at @incident_io! 🎉 It's for a new (very exciting) feature so I won't share a screenshot but here's a fun graph instead 📈 Wild that it took us ~7 months to hit the first 1000 and only ~40 days for the last 🤯

Pete Hamilton (@peterejhamilton)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 19:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/peterejhamilton/status/1643329150747279360

Someone just asked me "what does your incident count look like over this". Pretty interesting! 👀 Intuitively, they correlate — more change generally means a higher change failure rate, something to acknowledge, embrace and track 📊

Pete Hamilton (@peterejhamilton)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 20:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/amadcartoonist/status/1643266500525166598

Pineapple Slice 🍍 (@bashful_michael)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 19:50 +0000

barbie is a toe walker. autism confirmed.

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 20:46 +0000

He’s Ken’s buddy. All of Ken’s clothes fit him!

Max the comics guy who does comics about comics (@amadcartoonist)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 14:57 +0000

Noor Unnahar Siddique (@Noor_Unnahar)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 17:16 +0000

The "protect our kids" camp, folks...

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Marjorie Taylor Greene, Eric Trump, and Donald Trump Jr. have all posted photos of the judge’s daughter on social media. My God.

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 19:30 +0000

matt clawson (@matt_clawson)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 21:09 +0000

Working in Open Source Security is one of the hardest and thankless jobs.

Matteo Collina (@matteocollina)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 16:06 +0000

putting a little "senior" in front of my job title today, as a treat

Rebekah Valentine (@duckvalentine)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 17:15 +0000

So Google's domain registrar was supposed to have released eight new top level domains on April 2nd (.foo, .zip, .mov, .nexus, .dad, .phd, .prof, and .esq). As of right now they don't seem to be live yet. Now, I'm not an information security kind of guy but I can't be the only one who realizes that having two TLDs that match common and widely used file extensions (.zip and .mov) is absolute pants on head lunacy.

no but why does the cat have a scouse accent? someone anyone tell me you hear it too 😭😭

𝖂𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖍𝖞 (@thxgworkout)Sun, 26 Mar 2023 15:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/wbpictures/status/1643281932304916481

Ryan Gosling is going to WHAT to Simu Liu? 👀

Daniel Falconer (@DanielJFalconer)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 16:10 +0000

WELCOME TO BARBIE LAND, did you bring your rollerblades?🌟 @BarbieTheMovie only in theaters July 21

Warner Bros. Pictures (@wbpictures)Tue, 04 Apr 2023 15:58 +0000