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PT: do you wanna do some squats now? me: no… but we can PT: *laughs* good answer!! [proceeds to tell me how good a client i am bc if this] this is actually my approach to life so it’s nice to have it confirmed

Back in Nottingham for the first time in ~a year since I moved away to meet up with some friends, makes me realise how much I've missed this place haha

good morning reminder that it is April 1st and that it is 100% ok for neurodivergent folk to kick your ass if you try to pull any shit on them without consent they can do this any day of the year...

https://twitter.com/paulljump/status/1642228673045471239

I don’t care? I never optimised anywhere - on Twitter, LinkedIn, my blog, newsletter - for how a supposed algorithm works. I’m sure growth hackers are delighted and rubbing their hands how to generate meaningless but viral content, but I could not care less about growth hacking.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 18:15 +0000

Every day is April Fool's when you're neurodivergent and you're never quite certain if there was a hidden meaning in what someone else said so you just go "yeah" with a bit of a chuckle to make it seem like you understood and are chill

Kyle Shevlin (@kyleshevlin)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 20:17 +0000

It’s still surprises me when developers don’t attempt to make the minimum reproducable sample when they encounter unexpected behavior.

hachyderm.io/@davidfowl (@davidfowl)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 04:03 +0000

Who do I contact at @twitter to get my blue check removed? Please Mr @elonmusk I don’t want people thinking I’m some kind of pathetic clout chaser. Help me sir.

Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 15:27 +0000

Amidst all the excitement around Twitter open sourcing its “algorithm,” one bit is easy to miss: they licensed it as AGPL. That means anyone else who uses it will have to open source their code too, …

There is a difference between open source and “make public”

Laurie (@laurieontech)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 16:04 +0000

Do you have high standards for a secure base image? We launched the perfect app for that. 😉 Meet GitCommitted 💞 gitcommitted.chainguard.fun

Chainguard ⛓️ (@chainguard_dev)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 13:00 +0000

Intended audience: current software engineers seeking information for their own job search or negotation; people curious about the compensation in software e...

Is this joke too soon…asking for a friend?

Will DeCotiis (@Will_DeCotiis)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 20:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/rstevens/status/1642138077131939841

Rogue one.

Just Jazz (@Jazzable)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 12:14 +0000

A lot of transphobia is just cis people being angry that you are or aren't someone they want to fuck

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Wokeness destroys the mind, body, and soul

End Wokeness (@EndWokeness)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 21:04 +0000

Katy Montgomerie 🦗 (@KatyMontgomerie)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 08:58 +0000

Best banner at @sheffradpride

Katie Fenn (@katie_fenn)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 11:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/1642054097959305218

There's already an anime about him.

Tea (@IndoAusten)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 11:27 +0000

A statue of Yasuke, an African slave, who arrived in Japan in 1579 and became the first black Samurai. bit.ly/3yoqoIo

Fascinating (@fasc1nate)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 06:39 +0000

Home alone for a few nights. My current strategy is: keep the cats up to date with my every thought at all times.

Jake Archibald (@jaffathecake)Thu, 30 Mar 2023 19:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/1641522489560801291

Co-op

Jake Archibald (@jaffathecake)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 11:48 +0000

Attached: 1 image I’m not normally a cat guy (allergies 😿) but I visited a #CatCafe in Tokyo today, so here’s my #caturday contribution! *mlem*

We sent our latest set to LEGO fans, but it didn’t go quite as they expected… 🐴 ✨ #LEGO

LEGO (@LEGO_Group)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 08:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/LEGO_Group/status/1642074591559335936

George Gilliatt (@GeorgeGilliatt)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 08:05 +0000

Remember when Elon Musk publicly discriminated against a disabled worker and then had to apologize when it turned out firing the worker would cost 100 million dollars? Since then Elon’s been repeatedly making friendly replies to the guy and the guy has never responded.

evan (@esjesjesj)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 00:31 +0000

Cute

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 08:53 +0000

My new favourite April Fool’s marketing: dog brands

Rebekah (@rkulidzan)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 08:55 +0000

Tomorrow is autism month so tonight don’t forget to leave milk and vaccines out for Thomas the tank engine

doink! (he/him) (@pbstrans)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 03:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/boubayaga_/status/1641835924416856064

Right? Great timing that seems from what I can see to be entirely coincidence

Mikaela. (@FridayInHalifax)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 16:15 +0000

I am begging someone with a legacy check to make another major pharma company lose billions of dollars this week

violet “terf-hater” white 💋 (@dirty_librarian)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 02:59 +0000

Wait I’m sorry the release date of the Matrix was on TDoV? twitter.com/atrightmovies/…

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THE MATRIX was released 24 years ago today. One of the most iconic and groundbreaking movies of its generation, the making of story is a fascinating one. A THREAD 1/25

All The Right Movies (@ATRightMovies)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 14:57 +0000

Mikaela. (@FridayInHalifax)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 15:22 +0000

Samantha doesn't feel safe enough around you to tell you herself.

@AlSweigart@mastodon.social (@AlSweigart)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 03:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/isolinearchip_/status/1641872274037825543

This has always been such a good example.

Eric -- Black Lives Matter -- LGBTQ equality (@science_gamer)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 19:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/originaltharios/status/1641990411123032065

to be fair, star trek isn't real but trans people are.

David Hex (@atdavidhex)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 03:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/isolinearchip_/status/1641872274037825543

Never even crossed my mind as being a big deal at the time, but man has this moment aged well.

StevenX (@StevenX_DFA)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 23:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/originaltharios/status/1641990411123032065

She seems to be having gender right in this picture my guy.

mixmastermind (@mixmastermind)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 05:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/originaltharios/status/1641990411123032065

“To be fair, this character written as a trans allegory is nothing like actual trans people.”

🌈🐊 ☭ The Amphibian Manifesto 🌈🐊 ☭ (@axolotl_comrade)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 03:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/originaltharios/status/1641990411123032065

To be fair, you don't seem to understand the allegorical nature of storytelling in general and science fiction specifically

Claire 🐝 (@isolinearchip_)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 02:29 +0000

It's not that hard, folks 💜🏳️‍⚧️

Claire 🐝 (@isolinearchip_)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 18:37 +0000

Exhibit A

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 05:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/hankgreen/status/1642029443647705088

Aw hell naw Hank Green got the minion piss jug. :(((((

trashraccoon (@trashdeluxe420)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 05:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1641918230494060546

So…bewbs not billionaires?

Whisper (@VVh1sp3r)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 22:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/VVh1sp3r/status/1641926776929517568

This is a platform that I would vote for. A cause the people can get behind

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 22:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1641918230494060546

Forget Elon, buy organic, free range, ethically sourced tiddie pics instead. onlyfans.com/medusatiddies

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 21:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1641920187598356480

You know what would be SUPER FUNNY? If my OF got more subscribers than twitter blue. Elon would be SO MAD. He would cry tears of rage. I only need like 299,700 more subscribers. Boobs>billionaires

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 22:31 +0000

wild suggestion, But you know what costs the same as a blue checkmark? A subscription to my spicy OF. Not only would you be giving your money to a nice weird lady instead of elon, but also you would have more fun, I guarantee it. Just throwing it out there

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Fri, 31 Mar 2023 21:39 +0000

The best possible interpretation of the open sourcing of twitters codebase is the massive troll of getting us all to spend the day reading Scala.

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 01:01 +0000

I spent almost 4 years reading twitter's Scala and getting paid for it, y'all are suckers

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The best possible interpretation of the open sourcing of twitters codebase is the massive troll of getting us all to spend the day reading Scala.

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 01:01 +0000

Cara Esten (@caraesten)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 04:50 +0000

this is incredible

Gabrielle Drolet (@gabrielledrolet)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 03:04 +0000

Welcome to "don't believe anything on the Internet" day! Just like yesterday and the day before. And tomorrow. Twitter is celebrating this one especially hard today, for some reason, though.

julia ferraioli (@juliaferraioli)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 05:54 +0000

I'm so sorry for my behavior over the last few years, I was easily manipulated and I'm very embarrassed. Trans people deserve human rights and health care, and I can't believe I aided in their victimization.

Libs Of Tiktok (@kittystryker)Sat, 01 Apr 2023 03:56 +0000