Likes from 21 October 2026

If your response to this vulnerability is "just don't use PHP lol" I have to assume that you know zero about web development and the web outside of a modern bespoke, FAANG, React/Angular, static site generator type of way and you should probably sit this one out 'cause you look a little dumb

This aged poorly.

kat, we should stop using kubernetes, because vulns

kubernetes will commit to no longer using kubernetes because we have had critical vulns. instead, kubernetes will be collaborating with @quinnypig.com to migrate kubernetes to route53.

I do not like Chainguard. You cannot get me to say a single positive thing about them as a company. Leaking a critical vulnerability in violation of an embargo is outrageous behavior even for them and they absolutely know better.

Here's my WORKING php2shell exploit: <?php $exploit = true; if ($exploit) { echo "#whoami<br>"; echo "Ur fkin root bro."; } ?> (Credit: Claude)

getting that bespoke rehearssy, call it nathan for you