Likes from 14 May 2023

forest dwelling communist on stolen land (@spaceca60314452)Sun, 14 May 2023 16:52 +0000

The true test of a city's transit is when taylor swift has a concert

lettuce cat (@the_lettuce_cat)Sun, 14 May 2023 16:16 +0000

It’s Mother’s Day so you know the rules: if you’ve ever called me “mommy” or said I have “mommy milkers” you owe me financial compensation on this holiday cash.app/$megitchell

meg “Surgeon” bitchell (@MeganBitchell)Sun, 14 May 2023 17:20 +0000

I accidentally sat on a packet of cheddars today and heard my 4 year old niece say "oh no, my cheds" faintly from across the room

hat (@Hattiethepirate)Fri, 08 Sept 2017 21:07 +0000

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

dustin Couch (@Dustinkcouch)Tue, 30 Oct 2018 02:18 GMT

I sent youse two to whack that freakin' guy and instead youse screwed it up like a couple of

DC Pierson (@DCpierson)Sat, 18 Aug 2018 16:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/silenthooper/status/1055455201786781698

I appreciate the hesitation though

Tony Hawk (@tonyhawk)Tue, 30 Oct 2018 14:18 GMT

Pilot (to my 5-year-old daughter a few days ago): Do you know you could be a flight attendant when you grow up? 5: I could also own the plane.

Rebecca Papin (@RebeccaPapin)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 00:09 +0000

What Else Musk is doing by stepping away as CEO and employing a women is likely a sign that Twitter is in real trouble and he needs, well, a fall...girl. This has been seen before and is termed the …

non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder)Sun, 14 May 2023 01:14 +0000

新しい神獣 #ゼルダの伝説 #TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch

ZAKUYA (@ZAKUYA_BOTW)Sat, 13 May 2023 06:05 +0000

Omg it's Bowen Yang!!!!

Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_)Sun, 14 May 2023 02:27 +0000

petgirl_kako 🐶🐷 (@kinkylilpetgirl)Sat, 13 May 2023 20:55 +0000

TL cleanse. A crow gets brushed and then grabs the brush and asks to get brushed more ☺️

Trap Queen Enthusiast (@marionumber4)Sat, 13 May 2023 02:55 +0000

These lil guys come scurrying around the corner wyd

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they actually gave padawans ugly hair to save my life because i never would’ve recovered from this

grace ✿ covid free era!! (@adaciousy)Sat, 13 May 2023 15:53 +0000

Please, let me monetize my hobbies. After all, what’s the point of doing something purely for fun when I could be making money off it? Please, let me turn my relaxing gaming sessions into hig…

After two years of building and running my own fully featured Webmention server, I think it’s time to shut it down. I’ve been thinking about doing so for a few months, and Eli’s comment has finally …

Two days ago, the doorbell rang. Kristien shouted “did you order something?” and I said no. The package proved to be very heavy, and although it puzzled me at first, as soon as the excessive amount of …

Just finished watching Dopesick. Routinely reminded how corporations own, rule and mold America. From drugs to prisons, food to education, it's truly all in their hands. (https://jacky.wtf/2023/5/3JZk)