Likes from 7 April 2023

Content warning: The Mandalorian S3E6

Took one of them autism quotient self-tests and I got 34 out of a possible 50. I wonder if I get any bonus points for the number of times I went "this question needs more context before I can answer it properly."

Matthias Ott is an independent user experience designer and developer from Stuttgart, Germany. Besides design practice he teaches Interface Prototyping at the Muthesius Academy of Fine Arts and Design, Kiel.

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Is your 10x engineer really 10x more productive if they don’t boost team performance at all? Can we measure that? The best engineers I’ve worked with are the ones who can simplify problems and guide the team through the simplified vision. These engineers didn’t look 10x productive by measures of line count, to git commits or hours in the office. But their team got a lot done and, more importantly, didn’t waste time on dumb shit and over engineering. Most orgs suck at measuring those folks.

You’ve not really lived until you’ve reviewed production host access logs

Micah Hausler (@micahhausler)Fri, 07 Apr 2023 03:55 +0000

Fellas is it gay when she pushes you against the wall as soon as you walk through the door, forces one hand under your skirt and between your legs, grabs your hair forcefully with her other, and whispers in your ear "I've been looking forward to fucking you all day you tease."

Aster Olsen (@AsterOlsen)Fri, 07 Apr 2023 15:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/AsterOlsen/status/1644364302869237760

is it at least a little bisexual when she slides her large strap inside of you with a hand over your mouth and a soft "shhh" while you try to be a good girl and take it for her?

Aster Olsen (@AsterOlsen)Fri, 07 Apr 2023 15:58 +0000

“Are those earrings red-black trees? Can I get a photo of them? I’d like to send it to Bob.” [who invented them 😅] And that’s how I got this selfie with Don Knuth.

Cynthia Lee (@cynthiablee)Fri, 07 Apr 2023 08:00 +0000

Kenneth Dredd (@KennethDredd)Thu, 06 Apr 2023 23:40 +0000

Attached: 1 image wanted chocolate cake. made chocolate cake.

The app is doing what it’s designed for 🤷‍♂️ You can’t make an invasive consent-less “parenting app” that’s not a victim control app because the two tasks are not different. It’s just somehow socially acceptable to subject minors to it, because they are apparently property without rights, not people. https://www.forbes.com/sites/thomasbrewster/2023/04/06/sex-traffickers-use-parenting-apps-like-life360-to-spy-on-victims/