Likes from 15 March 2023

Morgues are even coming out saying some don’t hire men. MORGUES. I- MORGUES.

Cindy Noir✨ (@thecindynoir)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 21:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/thecindynoir/status/1635749668402483200

A lady on tiktok, few years ago, talked abt a tinder date she let nut on her chest. Few days after, a rash appears on her chest and gets progressively worse: she goes to the doctor and it's a parasite only found in dead bodies. Homie she let nut her chest was a mortician. ☠

Let Me Tell You Somethin', Bitch (@LetMeBitchBitch)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 23:08 GMT

even in death men will not leave us the fuck alone

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I mean, female mummies are generally found in worse state because the deceased were kept in house longer before being being given to embalmers, because this has been an issue from the beginning of times

Tom 🇺🇦 (@kiziriia)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 06:39 GMT

hiking pilnok (@Pilnok)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 21:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/Pilnok/status/1636122691739549700

throw my body in a fire and bury it. thanks.

hiking pilnok (@Pilnok)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 21:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/thecindynoir/status/1635749668402483200

I mean, female mummies are generally found in worse state because the deceased were kept in house longer before being being given to embalmers, because this has been an issue from the beginning of times

Tom 🇺🇦 (@kiziriia)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 06:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1636063787307397124

tbh I'm shocked the brits don't call it "jizzun" more shocked they don't spell it "JSOUN"

Tim Banks: Principal VibeOps Engineer (@elchefe)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 19:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/JolyonMaugham/status/1636081217178161157

Saw this today. Pretty much sums it up.

Jakub Korab 🇵🇱🤝🇺🇦 (@jakekorab)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 21:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/chochosmx/status/1183045782095699968

Omg yes please, sending the request to HR first thing tomorrow 😂

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 13 Oct 2019 13:11 +0000

we're a family here, associate's name! #WalmartFamily

Dripped Out Trade Unionists (@UnionDrip)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 13:49 GMT

On this day in 44 BC, Julius Caesar looked around and said, "Kind of a weird vibe in here."

SparkNotes (@SparkNotes)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 13:56 GMT

People have a hard time defining woke without accidentally saying they want to be able to hate minorities and not face any consequences.

Halli (@iamharaldur)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 14:04 GMT

Devastated to report that the Kubernetes v1.27 Emotional Support Lead (my cat) will be suspended for two meetings as she bit me right on the chin, while I was reminding everyone of the code of conduct, on a recorded release team meeting

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 16:42 GMT

People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups.

Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw)Thu, 15 Mar 2012 15:32 GMT

#InternationalWomensDay As women only get paid 82% of what men get paid, I'm only going to write 82% of

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@rachelmtrimmer)Wed, 08 Mar 2023 13:31 GMT

Intended audience: software engineers working with Git who happen to come across this value and want to confirm that it has particular significance.

https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1633401094414925825

Just a friendly reminder: Trans women are women Trans men are men Trans rights are human rights Stop eroding trans rights, Jo. It’s awful.

Alastair McAlpine, MD (@AlastairMcA30)Wed, 08 Mar 2023 19:42 GMT

@jk_rowling is a conspiracy theorist. Here she is, in her own words, setting out her conspiracy theory about LGBTQIA+ people:

A Mere Solicitor (@truesolicitor)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 11:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/the4star/status/1635633713026576384

maybe your wife is also an asshole

cait (@punished_cait)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 15:52 GMT

lol this guy yelled at an employee until she cried and he can't figure out why he got fired

cait (@punished_cait)Mon, 13 Mar 2023 21:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/KitMerker/status/1635767347750502400

“What single experience makes you hate most of the rest of the day, if you have to do it?”

Niall Murphy (@niallm)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 23:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/KitMerker/status/1635767347750502400

How do you feel about starting a deployment at 4:30pm on Friday?

caleb (@calebsutton)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 22:35 GMT

You’re sending an internal survey to all your devs to figure out the current state of engineering velocity, reliability, productivity, morale, and business impact. What question are you definitely including? twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

k1t (@KitMerker)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 22:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/KitMerker/status/1635767347750502400

Are you able to put headphones on and get stuck into a few hours of deep work at least once per day?

Chris Evans (@evnsio)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 09:07 GMT

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Deliveroo (@Deliveroo)Mon, 13 Mar 2023 10:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/eeberquist/status/1635690491923640333

Remember when the writers for HBO's Silicon Valley interviewed the head of GoogleX, and it was so cringe that they couldn't use any of it? newyorker.com/culture/cultur…

My Brain is Whirring (@LLGXIII)Wed, 15 Mar 2023 01:50 GMT

Making a chupacabra movie and calling it just "Chupa" apparently not knowing that if you take away the "cabra" context it's just a sexual word it's the most gringo thing I've seen today

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The first poster for ‘CHUPA’ has been released. The movie releases on Netflix on April 7

The Hollywood Handle (@hollywoodhandle)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 15:12 GMT

ren nolasco 🗡️ (@ren_nolasco)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 19:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/ren_nolasco/status/1635718293003567113

As someone who is very white: what does Chupa mean by itself?

Goofykirby (@goofykirby12)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 20:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/goofykirby12/status/1635745181877010432

Literally it’s just the word “suck” but by itself it’s more like “suck it”

ren nolasco 🗡️ (@ren_nolasco)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 21:08 GMT

it is very funny that all these tech founders are apparently realizing for the first time that the general public is not in fact grateful that they’ve spent the last 15 years inserting middlemen and subscription fees into every interaction

Emma Berquist (@eeberquist)Tue, 14 Mar 2023 17:12 GMT

Attached: 1 image Docker Inc would like to thank the open source community for making registry successful. As a token of appreciation open source organizations are invited to subscribe to the paid version in the next month, or their data will be deleted.