Likes from 21 January 2023

one of the best messages i ever received from my mom was about this guy at costco with a hot dog in every pocket of his cargo shorts

atomly (@atomly)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 19:11 GMT

men will do ANYTHING to avoid carrying a bag

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one of the best messages i ever received from my mom was about this guy at costco with a hot dog in every pocket of his cargo shorts

atomly (@atomly)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 19:11 GMT

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 19:14 GMT

"omg depression can get so bad people can't brush their teeth???" people's depression gets so bad they kill themselves Janet

agnes stan club (@starshipdyke)Tue, 23 Mar 2021 13:50 GMT

In other news, I am now my-family-is-discussing-my-different-snoring-styles-old.

Others have since shared some of their ordering hacks to save money at the fast food chain

Paul it is a TOILET not a BEACH

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 22:11 GMT

nyc cop bravery holds a flashlight while the people save someone who had fallen on the subway tracks, give him a round of applause everyone

riley (@princess_antifa)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 13:14 GMT

Even when the cop is in the perfect position to help, ordinary people are the ones keeping each other safe.

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nyc cop bravery holds a flashlight while the people save someone who had fallen on the subway tracks, give him a round of applause everyone

riley (@princess_antifa)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 13:14 GMT

Read Jackson Rising by @CooperationJXN (@JoshuaPHilll)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 14:36 GMT

Who knew that Sheffield was so into AWS?

Lucy Davinhart - blahaj.social/@strawb (@LucyDavinhart)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 09:35 GMT

All people who work at a company with OKRs have a praise kink.

Anthony Dever (@anthonydever)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 04:15 GMT

The butter was solid and would lead to sub optimal buttering of my toast so I put it in the microwave for 20s to "soften" it but ended up cooking the middle and it popping out like a big spot 🤣

Karl (@karlstoney)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 10:24 GMT

Can’t believe Mexico is leaving the EU.

No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 18:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/mckinneykelsey/status/1616509989417529345

Everyone is stressed right now and tired, and CEOs don't like that. They don't like that people aren't hustling beyond what they are paid for. They don't like that they aren't getting free work. This is a power play. Do not let them have it.

kelsey mckinney (@mckinneykelsey)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 18:56 GMT

A surprising irony about working in TypeScript: The better I get at it, the fewer types I declare. I declare types at the “edges” of my app: ✅Endpoint responses ✅Environment vars ✅Browser storage ✅Querystrings These types “flow” throughout the app. #typescript

Cory House (@housecor)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 20:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/arinspanner1/status/1616275664356937728

first of all I’m so happy to be the recipient of your first and only tweet. second, I didn’t

rogert (@imrogert)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 03:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/imrogert/status/1616234267582861312

not kidding. I felt like I unearthed hidden knowledge. I took my hoodie on and off like 40 times during the test

rogert (@imrogert)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 00:42 GMT

in college I took my geology final on LSD and scored the highest grade in 3 years. I identified the rocks by licking them

rogert (@imrogert)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 00:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/AngeliaDesselle/status/1522948044043468800

Why does this phenomenon only happen to white American republicans?

Ducky 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇮🇹🇫🇷 (@UtdDucky)Thu, 19 Jan 2023 15:13 GMT

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Under communism all public transit will be on the Trainblerone

Bread Pyramid Thing (@redpyrameadhead)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 00:28 GMT

Bread Pyramid Thing (@redpyrameadhead)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 20:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/urlichsanais/status/1616696930461179905

I wrote everything down and also explored some difficult topics. Why waste the time 🤣

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 07:31 GMT

Been awake since 1am (it's now 4am) why does it feel like I have total clarity of thought now and not during the day 😂

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 03:01 GMT

Remember kids, spite is a perfectly acceptable reason to continue

@chaoticgaythey@mastodon.social (@chaoticgaythey)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 07:12 GMT

Elric of Melniboné(r) (@ArmorofIre)Mon, 16 Jan 2023 03:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/MaisonDeSnark/status/1616596134000201728

Yes, but I think 1899 managed to pay off the obligatories before setting up the non-existent S2. A show I just finished watching leaves the fate of everyone and everything hanging.

Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 01:00 GMT

I invite high-budget streaming TV shows to consider ending season 1 with some kind of conclusion that ties up the threads in the story.

Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 00:23 GMT

Just like to point out that the statement, “I support trans people but Self ID might be abused by male sex offenders,” is not intended as genuine support or concern, it’s designed to make you think that any trans woman you encounter is a possible sex offender.

Fancy Brenda 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) (@SpillerOfTea)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 12:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/abomnblejoeman/status/1616606475773960192

i just said “absolutely not” and got up and left. we hadn’t ordered anything yet so i didn’t feel bad

bailey moon (@Baileymoon15)Sat, 21 Jan 2023 06:36 GMT

I WORK AT A LAW FIRM!!!!!!!!!!!

Adelaide Gardner (@ohadelaide)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 15:11 GMT

went on a first date tonight that lasted 7 minutes because the second question he asked me was how big my boobs were

bailey moon (@Baileymoon15)Fri, 20 Jan 2023 23:33 GMT