Likes from 30 December 2022

i honestly dont know how rich ppl end up committing crimes. if i had even $500K, i would live so peacefully, mind my own business, wear my little outfits, and just feed birds.

derek guy (@dieworkwear)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 02:24 GMT

I despise the new design trend for short form videos where you can't adjust the time to where you want to see for the video. The only option is to pause and resume. Whoever came up with that pattern, your mom's a hoe

Nick DeJesus 🛒🎉 - Unpaid CTO @BTPipeline (@Dayhaysoos)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 21:23 GMT

Stanzi is either on a fucking roll lately or the adhd med shortage has affected her too

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“Your honor, I was committing to the bit” - me after committing first degree murder

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 20:36 GMT

Sir Lady (@FavoriteLadyS)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 20:47 GMT

“Your honor, I was committing to the bit” - me after committing first degree murder

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 20:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1608944449232719872

your cat is bi

Cube@mastodon.social (@PrototypeCube)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 22:00 GMT

Unlike other devs, I DON'T rewrite my blog every year. In fact, I hadn't upgraded most of the pkgs for years. It was out of hand. 😅 Today, I YOLO upgraded every pkg to latest, and honestly, it mostly kept working. 😂 Found & fixed the stuff that broke pretty easily, too.

Kyle Shevlin (@kyleshevlin)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 03:08 GMT

The only reason we know about MKULTRA is because the CIA was unable to destroy all of the records due to a filing error.

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There are people on this website who spend half the day tweeting about how the federal government is the most incompetent institution in the world and the other half about how that same institution is capable of the most elaborate, unspoken conspiracy theories known to man twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Alex Plitsas 🇺🇸 (@alexplitsas)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 02:34 GMT

Robert Skvarla (@RobertSkvarla)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 12:45 GMT

There’s a myth that the human body replaces itself every seven years through cell death and regrowth, this is not true. In reality, the human body dies onstage in the tank every night but you don’t really want to know that. You want to be fooled.

Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL (@PinkRangerLB)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 14:55 GMT

Decorations are gone. Christmas is officially over. 😢

amy (@epistamy)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 18:03 GMT

Because you have to arrange meeting up months in advance.

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Why is making friends when you're 30+ really hard?

Alan (@ASKatona)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 05:09 GMT

Daniel Pomfret (@Danomanic)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 15:06 GMT

ALL sexually abusive men should be investigated and prosecuted. What is so difficult to understand about that? twitter.com/collinrugg/sta…

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Bill Clinton flew with Jeffrey Epstein 26 times. Prince Andrew paid women to be quiet. They are both still free men. But please keep telling me about Andrew Tate.

Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 23:22 GMT

Jingle Kells ☃️🎁🦌 (@justkelly_ok)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 15:10 GMT

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 08:05 GMT

so you’re telling me: - Andrew Tate starts an internet fight w a teenager - Loses - Builds a set to film a “comeback” video - Accidentally gives evidence to local authorities that he’s in the country - Gets arrested for human trafficking this is my new favorite holiday comedy

Jason Lengstorf ⚡️ (@jlengstorf)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 15:42 GMT

What a time to be alive 🤌🏽

Divorce Photographer ♌ (@JagIsOffline)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 15:49 GMT

between libsoftiktok showing her face on tucker carlson and then immediately getting ID’d in january 6 footage, and andrew tate accidentally revealing his location via a pizza box, it has been a great week for this one very specific kind of schadenfreude

zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 23:33 GMT

It finally happened. Someone got ratioed so hard they got arrested.

Haus of Decline (@hausofdecline)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 00:41 GMT

Attached: 1 image making websites ain’t easy

If I never met people at that protest in 2015 and never saw how things worked at Lyft, I'd probably be more comfortable with the amount of "casual" violence we permit in the private tech …

Prince Andrew Andrew Tate 🤝 Fucked by pizza

Hanna Ines Flint (@HannaFlint)Thu, 29 Dec 2022 23:05 GMT

Attached: 1 image #Kubernetes lovers be like

I think Rian Johnson should just make a Knives Out movie to specifically insult every billionaire, working his way through them methodically one by one.

Hal Duncan @halduncan@mastodon.scot (@Hal_Duncan)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 02:22 GMT

lmao twitter disabled the stock price view widget for tesla and *just* tesla

Elaine Scattermoon (@scattermoon)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 15:39 GMT