Likes from 26 November 2022

https://twitter.com/Katabassist/status/1589408234057916417

guys you've gotta stop liking this tweet twitter doesn't have enough engineers left to handle this many interactions you're gonna break it

Queens of the Stoner Age (@Katabassist)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 05:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/Katabassist/status/1589753534844932096

Like literally. My notifications are absolutely useless right now.

Queens of the Stoner Age (@Katabassist)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 22:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/Katabassist/status/1589406472664158208

Sydney Losstarot (@Sworn_To_Valor)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 05:28 GMT

i don't want to be right or left, but the left's wokeness has gone Too Far, so i was pushed to the right. curiously i do not get pushed leftwards when right-wingers do mass shootings targeting minorities. that isn't Too Far

Shaun (@shaun_vids)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 16:00 GMT

The fun thing about posting mean jokes about Elon Musk on Twitter is you know there's a startlingly huge chance he is actually going to read it and it will hurt his feelings.

Queens of the Stoner Age (@Katabassist)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 23:56 GMT

“We are a million dollar company” Then why don’t you pay like one?

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Ahh yes. Personal emergencies always work around a million dollar company’s schedule. Call offs happen. Maybe find a way to further incentivize your workers instead of being a bitch.

Fuck You I Quit (@fuckyouiquit)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 17:43 GMT

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 23:15 GMT

Tesla introducing it's full self driving mode and *immediately* blocking the bay bridge with a multi-car pileup is peak San Francisco bullshit

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BREAKING UPDATE: Eighteen people injured after multi-car crash on Bay Bridge near Treasure Island snarls traffic. trib.al/ROcnDDb

San Francisco Chronicle (@sfchronicle)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 22:03 GMT

᚛ᚆᚒᚄᚉᚍᚈᚃᚔᚅᚉ᚜ (@Minty_2022)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 10:03 GMT

Ahh yes. Personal emergencies always work around a million dollar company’s schedule. Call offs happen. Maybe find a way to further incentivize your workers instead of being a bitch.

Fuck You I Quit (@fuckyouiquit)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 17:43 GMT

I regret to inform you that I made a thing. filippo.io/fakenews/

Filippo Valsorda (@FiloSottile)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 23:08 GMT

Lava river moving in real time 😳

OddIy Terrifying (@OTerrifying)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 01:15 GMT

sword girlfriend (@punishedgarage)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 13:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/KennyGesserit/status/1596493908212842496

If I see a Tesla in a parking lot I'm lighting it on fire

Boerum Hill Neighbors (@boerumhillnbrs)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 17:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/KennyGesserit/status/1596493908212842496

A good strategy for getting a ton of money off of some loser who owns a Tesla ngl

SamtheWelsh🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🔶 (@chilledsammy)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 13:22 GMT

What is manhood if not a tenuous balance of constantly striving to be the very best version of myself and getting sick on Oreo cookies?

Jake (@jakedimare)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 20:12 GMT

Out of Context Everything. (@OutOfContextEv)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 20:36 GMT

It's hilarious to watch the richest man in the world successfully recruited by white supremacists the exact same way they recruit teen boys: targeting the angriest, loneliest ones they can find and flattering them endlessly while feeding them talking points.

Ed Burmila (@edburmila)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 15:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/stout_penguin/status/1595878447208972289

Just be happy he hasn't figured out how to make them go 420 mph

Thrift Store Photographer (@thriftcamera)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 02:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/stout_penguin/status/1595878447208972289

Epic xD

Now He Sings (@nowhesobs)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 23:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/eliyudin/status/1595847547553255433

why isn't my Tesla slowing down, I'm taking the next exit, why is there a 🤣 emoji on the dashboard, oh good lord it's stuck on 69mph

Stout_Penguin 🐀 (@stout_penguin)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 20:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/MPimienta322/status/1596560733197705217

I am always amazed when ordinary people defend the rights of the billionaires

Giovanni Covone (@gcovone)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 17:59 GMT

Should @elonmusk give $ 1billion directly to the poorest people in the world via @GiveDirectly vox populi, vox dei

Nathan 🔍 (@NathanpmYoung)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 17:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/ikoyiduffle/status/1596560135467548674

Yeah polls to bring back alt right hatemongers is fine. But dont u dare poll about muskys "hard earned" money right?

H3llplanet.eth 🍌has 4 @PGODJIRA nfts (@H3llPlanet)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 18:16 GMT

"Where has the Silicon Valley work ethic gone? In my day, engineers at startups used to work 80 hours a week and slept in the office to ensure the company was successful!" My brother in Christ you run an e-scooter rental app with negative gross profit margins

Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈 (@JosephPolitano)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 01:27 GMT

The UK: a summary in three pictures.

James Seconde Mastodon: phpc.social/web/@SecondeJ (@SecondeJ)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 17:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/allenholub/status/1596321657198505984

Bad take. Line count is not good quality marker.

Marek Borecki (@mborecki)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 05:17 GMT

Ill take 100 lines of clear and concise code over 10 "smart" lijes any day.

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What a novice does in 100 lines of code, an expert does in 10. Oddly, they often take the same amount of time to write. The difference is thought and care.

Allen Holub @allenholub@mstdn.social (@allenholub)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 01:55 GMT

🦄 Thomas Goodwin (@Goodie01)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 11:19 GMT

a better movie would have not only had her win but absolutely destroy thor with a strap-on too.

Aster Olsen (@AsterOlsen)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 20:30 GMT

Elon Musk has spent decades building something big: himself. And it’s worked. The myth of Elon Musk as the “good billionaire” or the “visionary genius” has made him a lot of money. So we fact-checked these myths.

More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 23:36 GMT

I think the pandemic was the first time many people were forced to adjust their behavior out of consideration for others (in an unfamiliar way) and it immediately made half the country insane

Men's Rea (@InternetHippo)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 20:28 GMT

yeah yeah I’m good thanks (they just turned on the Christmas lights on my road and I burst into tears) doing well yeah

Stevie Martin (@5tevieM)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 17:24 GMT

That safeword take that's going around is bad, so here's one that I think is good: an ex & I had a safeword we also used in non-sexual situations, like if a joke went too far or a conversation strayed onto a triggering topic, which meant we'd just stop, no questions asked

Content King 👑 (@LoShearing)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 14:38 GMT

it appears @cryptoterra got banned shortly after posting the musk/ghislaine pic at musk

Christopher Hooks (@cd_hooks)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 06:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/RichardLWeiss/status/1596520671613444098

And you could just not eat lettuce riddled with salmonella but they still take it off the shelf and prosecute when someone dies

https://jorts.horse/@Bluepurplerain (@purplerainblue)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 15:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/sfchronicle/status/1595900853483098112

Congrats to Tesla Autopilot/AI team on achieving a major milestone!

would you like to know how i got these SARS (@tompettyflacko)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 10:56 GMT

doing ineffective altruism. donating a yacht to a five-year-old with leukemia. dropping bitcoins from a helicopter over remote Alaskan native villages. $7 billion to the Connecticut Trolley Museum

The Goddamned Turkey (@who_shot_jgr)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 15:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/ngriffin_uk/status/1596263378460499969

whatever works

Jarrich Van De Voorde (@jarrichvdv)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 23:13 GMT

The more senior your role is, the more important it is to constantly assess whether you work on high-impact work vs low-impact. In senior roles you're likely to self-determine your work and it pays off to constantly track, evaluate and ruthlessly prioritize the things you do.

Tommy Tynjä (@tommysdk)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 08:56 GMT

Here's my annual reminder that the Toblorange exists if you make it so 😁

Joolz Hayley (@Son_of_Albion@dice.camp) (@Son_of_Albion)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 09:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/markgurman/status/1594359959554138114

It is as though he didn't think through how any of it works before pledging billions of $.

Sloan Workshop (@SloanWorkshop)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 16:06 GMT

The whole Muskiness/Twitter deal is kinda like a mega rich person getting frustrated with a game and buying the entire thing so they can cheat as much as they want to win

Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 11:04 GMT

It recently clocked to me that I have been away from home for a solid 80 days. Note: when I reference home in this post, I’m referring to Sheffield. Technically, I’ve not been home for most of 2022…

I spent one of my anniversaries feeding stray cats in Alicante -- it made me happier than any material gift

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If it makes you happy, it is not a waste of time.❤️🇵🇸

cat lover (@Lawyer_Animal1)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 19:21 GMT

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 11:39 GMT

Last night I ate my first 3-D constructed steak, made entirely from plants, at the great Chouchou restaurant in Stockholm. It's astonishing. The texture's exactly right and the taste is excellent. This is *before* we have precision fermented proteins, encapsulated fats and heme.

George Monbiot (@GeorgeMonbiot)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 06:51 GMT

Baby boomers did a pretty good job teaching their millennial daughters that they could be anything they wanted to be and a pretty terrible job of preparing their sons for what that would mean for them as husbands and fathers

Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD (@jfitzgeraldMD)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 13:00 GMT

Kevin McAllister belongs in prison.

matt christman (@cushbomb)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 03:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1596339785224065024

This is the future that the Pro-Crime left wants.

Matt Daemon (@powellnathanj)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 03:14 GMT

The Grinch was arrested today after police officers discovered an AR-15, five hundred rounds of ammo, and homemade body armor in his car during a routine traffic stop.

matt christman (@cushbomb)Wed, 21 Nov 2018 17:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1596339785224065024

New York State does not have castle doctrine, he used an unnecessary amount of force

北上广深 Respector ♿️ (@PennyTresjon)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 03:08 GMT

What even is this lol. How is one unit of hate speech defined

Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 22:35 GMT

i just can't not see goatse when i see this emoji 🫶

really fucking glad this mastodon and ifttt setup is working well

I've updated my collection of Modern Frontends Live articles with a new title: Warnings About The Disastrous Modern Frontends Live Some of them are starting to rank well on search engines, so I think …

The reason I keep grinding on my sunscreen and tretinoin wave is because this 67-year old lady named Melissa55 on youtube has been using it for 30+ years and i audibly gasped when i found out her age

Tsaarot 🌿 readings open (@tsaarot)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 14:08 GMT

What about “White Friday?”

Hari Kondabolu (@harikondabolu)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 18:21 GMT

boys are disgusting. can’t believe i like these things

a (@23luvr)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 16:26 GMT

Imagine if England made an NFL team came to the US and tied against our Pro Bowl team…NAAAAA😂😂😭

रepullze (@Repullze)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 21:07 GMT

As a teacher, you’re sometimes privileged to witness life moments. I saw a girl approach a boy to ask if he wanted her number. He paused, then pulled out his phone. Utter joy on the girl’s face. I then confiscated the phone as it’s against rules to have it out in the corridor.

Tom Mitchell (@cakesthebrain)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 16:46 GMT

Good evening. Service dogs being trained to sit through a play! There are actors on the stage performing a musical for a theatre full of dogs.

Des (@desdelboy)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 18:21 GMT

Every day is Black Friday when you’re financially irresponsible

‏لا حولَ (@ibs_indistress)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 11:03 GMT

Looking for a personal site refresh? I think the best way is to think about the kind of brand/blog you want to portray, and then look for those in the wild and pull in design elements you like into a "moodboard". This was my list when I went thru it github.com/sw-yx/brain/bl…

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What’s your favourite blog? Trying to get inspiration for a revamp of my website :)

Ali Abdaal (@AliAbdaal)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 21:24 GMT

swyx 🗽 (@swyx)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 08:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/elliespendejo/status/1595830745016438784

First, this is kinkshaming. Second, there are safe words because they definitely indicate that the session is over. They usually indicate that the bottom has reached a physical or mental limit. In other words, the safe word is a quick and efficient way to stop the activity.

☽☾ Rainha da Rosa Azul ☽☾ (@Hiranoguren)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 00:07 GMT

I think this person assumes that: men are always dominant in a BDSM scene - how feminist of her - and that all BDSM involves direct genital sexual activity. And: no.

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the concept of "safe word" scares me bc why doesn't "no" or "stop" suffice? and you want me to believe bdsm doesn't revolve around r*pe culture :/

cassandra (@elliespendejo)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 17:24 GMT

Mistress Matisse (@mistressmatisse)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 02:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/Saeko_Cut/status/1596035268452261888

Did you know Elon has a trans daughter? She disowned him, rightfully. As his revenge, Elon wants to turn Twitter into a trans genocide machine. That's why he personally unbanned notable transphobic accounts. He also removed rules against transphobia. What a petty, vile man.

TERFs are not women (@Saeko_Cut)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 14:48 GMT

Those articles making the rounds saying "Twitter has lost 50 of its 100 top advertisers" are really burying the lede -- who are the dipshits who are still advertising there?

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https://twitter.com/buttplugio/status/1596351260336148480

cannot believe how many people in the year of our lord 2022 are not ready to attach a drone on a string to their junk for better vr immersion its like yall just don't trust technology for some reason

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 04:56 GMT

Twitter tonight has some serious "everyone gathered around grandpa's bedside at the hospice center" energy except everyone is also making fun of grandpa.

ZacharyCohn https://mastodon.social/@ZacharyCohn (@ZacharyCohn)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 03:09 GMT

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

brent (@murrman5)Tue, 01 Oct 2019 14:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1596288334846099457

"I'm fine with Trump not tweeting - I voted for Biden!" The fact that it took three hours between those two tweets... I just *know* he's feeling so rejected and humiliated rn 😭

Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 05:03 GMT

BBC apologises for calling trans woman a woman. Guardian has 3 page transphobic propaganda spread. Cheering on an anti lgbtq mass shooting on twitter is fine and encouraged. Im just so angry

Rose Schmits, Trans Kiln Witch™ (@RoseSchmits)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 12:26 GMT

Hard Drive would like to formally apologize for dragging Mr. Musk.

Programming is chaotic magic. There are no rules. You ask a game dev “Can the player summon a giant demon that bursts from the ground in an explosion of lava?” and they’ll say “sure, that’s easy” and then you’ll ask “can the player wear a scarf?” and they’ll go “oof”

Alex Blechman (@AlexBlechman)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 01:28 GMT

goodest boy

Chaos Goddess she/her (@yourbirdgirl)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 05:40 GMT

it’s always “i love you” and never “the mark you have left on me is indelible. anytime i feel nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, i’ll think of you” 😒

☾ wenclair’s #1 believer ✹ (@thinkingofjenna)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 09:45 GMT

Shout out to Santa for showing up to fight the Empire on Ferrix. #Andor

MrAndor // Kino Loy Enthusiast (@MrBrecken)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 13:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/fingerbIaster/status/1596336372000116744

I've done a lot of bdsm in both d & s roles and the number of times I've had a safeword ignored is zero. wish I could say the same for my experience with cishet men respecting a "no" or a "stop" during vanilla sex

j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ (@fingerbIaster)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 06:03 GMT

This is a game about climbing colossal creatures in fractal environments, coming up on Steam

Chasing the Unseen (@strangeshift)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 13:44 GMT

Your domain model and presentation model SHOULD be different because you don’t want to expose the full domain model directly to the client. Don’t think of it as a DTO but think of it as the Anti-corruption layer. Validation at this layer is in construction.

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https://twitter.com/davidfowl/status/1596351791498952705

- They need to be declared, which means they need to be named. - Code needs to be written to map them to other domain objects - If using validation attributes, they need to be duplicated. - Sometimes, if you're pedantic, you redeclare them at every layer to reduce coupling.

hachyderm.io/@davidfowl (@davidfowl)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 04:28 GMT

A Guy Who Codes (@browniepoints)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 06:30 GMT

i do not want to be merely tolerated or accepted. what miserably low standards. i want to be celebrated. i wanted to be asked serious questions. i want to be asked about my dreams and desires, my sorrows and my favorite trees. i want to be wanted. actively. abundantly. today.

兔兒神 (@chenchenwrites)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 04:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1596268804413476864

Why is it that you never dialogue with anyone on the left regarding Twitter? Just curious because you’re only getting one view point in all of this.

David Weissman ✡️ (@davidmweissman)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 00:19 GMT

The 1975’s Matty Healy goes viral after asking security to help a fan at their show in Phoenix while using an auto tune microphone.

Pop Crave (@PopCrave)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 03:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/hikarusbby/status/1596339297543561216

says the person paying for a verification badge…

• (@sunm0re0ften)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 03:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/maciejwalkowiak/status/1596407697020157953

Job is a job. Not a family.

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 07:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/maciejwalkowiak/status/1596407692247154688

Stay loyal to friends you make at work. Be loyal to the company not more than the company is loyal too you.

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 07:37 GMT

"But how can we write tests first if we don't know what the code's supposed to do?" isn't the slam-dunk argument against TDD you think it is

Jason Gorman @jasongorman@mastodon.cloud (@jasongorman)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 11:17 GMT

I used to hear this a lot when I was interviewing developers: "I don't write tests when I don't know how it's supposed to work". But. Um. You do write the code??

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"But how can we write tests first if we don't know what the code's supposed to do?" isn't the slam-dunk argument against TDD you think it is

Jason Gorman @jasongorman@mastodon.cloud (@jasongorman)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 11:17 GMT

Trisha Gee | @trishagee@mastodon.social (@trisha_gee)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 07:34 GMT

Job is not a family. Do your job the best you can. Work overtime if it's paid, can be exchanged for time off or benefits you in other way. Overtime paid >= 150% regular rate, 200% on weekends.

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 07:37 GMT

I hate it when Americans include the year and model of a car in a story and you have to guess from context if it's a really good car or a really bad car. "My husband showed up to our first date in a 1983 Chevrolet Anaconda." "Haha, what a total loser or millionaire."

Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 13:55 GMT

When your incident response team selects the wrong tools for the job and just makes things worse...

Jake Williams (@MalwareJake)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 14:40 GMT