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This man is quite delusional: he seems to think HE'S The Doctor from the future. [ @StarTrek @bbcdoctorwho @Showmasters #LCCWinter #TheDoctor ]Robert Picardo (@RobertPicardo)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 15:39 GMT
Back to /kind/likes/, 2022, November 2022.
This man is quite delusional: he seems to think HE'S The Doctor from the future. [ @StarTrek @bbcdoctorwho @Showmasters #LCCWinter #TheDoctor ]Robert Picardo (@RobertPicardo)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 15:39 GMT
just drank abbottle of this shit never gonna have to pee again
Rob (@RobCoolGuy)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 21:35 GMT
I used to think I could control ducks with my mind but it turns out ducks & I just have very similar ideas about what stuff ducks should do
Jacy Catlin (@ieatanddrink)Tue, 15 Mar 2016 04:02 GMT
The hardest part of making a website isn't the coding, it's the CONTENT.
Josie (@javavvitch)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 20:29 GMT
and maintaining it!!
Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 21:43 GMT
the part of my that wants to dress masc is constantly in combat with the the part of me that wants to dress like a slut
Stanzi ❤️🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 21:53 GMT
[me signing back into twitter to see the state of the place]
@skipcloud@inane.chat (@skipcloud)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 16:39 GMT
Update: my husband blocked me on iMessage
Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 01:05 GMT
I keep saying this: TikTok/Reels/video is not a *social* media, it’s *gig* media. It’s Uber for Entertainment. Gig workers “creating content” with no union benefits or regular hours or clear employer. The rest of us watching the videos are the riders, not drivers.
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I refuse to pivot to video.
Lisa Lucas (@likaluca)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 14:52 GMT
Amanda Annis (@diaryofaneditor)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 11:59 GMT
so Eepy....,
saliva (@salivasisters)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 19:06 GMT
The Joe Lycett money shredding thing is fascinating. It’s great publicity for what he’s trying to draw attention to. If he’d spent that money on PR no one would have batted an eyelid. But rendering money useless is hard to contemplate.
Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 11:05 GMT
“A platform for progress”
Joe Lycett (@joelycett)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 12:12 GMT
I've been staring at this for ~5 minutes now trying to write a joke for it, but nothing could possibly be funnier than imagining how much this picture means to some 19 year old British kid out there. He probably audibly gasped out loud like an anime character when he saw this
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Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo have just come together to take the best picture of 2022.
SPORTbible (@sportbible)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 17:45 GMT
my life is a living hell. every minute is torture (@on_da_spectrum)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 19:57 GMT
I’d like to point out that despite all of us knowing that a content moderation council and a Twitter poll is not a wise way of controlling rhetoric and protecting people, I see this behavior a lot in tech. Racism and sexism and all the isms continue because “majority rules.”emily freeman 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@editingemily)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 15:07 GMT
absolutely *loving* the design of this reusable packaging that's being introduced at mcdonalds france
juan (@juanbuis)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 16:43 GMT
That's it, I've seen enough. Security, please remand Elon Musk to the brig immediately. He seems to have wandered over from the Mirror Universe and is making a huge mess.Kate Mulgrew (@TheKateMulgrew)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 16:55 GMT
Another day manually reviewing scan results, another set of false negatives that result in actual CVEs not being shown to users.
Dan Lorenc (@lorenc_dan)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 12:00 GMT
"How quickly does that get out of hand?" @matryer "Very quickly!" @jboursiquotgotime@changelog.social (@GoTimeFM)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 13:36 GMT
Ok... I think I just figured something out. You know how everyone says "it's hard to make friends as an adult". I just accepted that was true. But what if it has nothing to do with "being an adult" and everything to do with years of nervous system dysregulation? 1/ 🧵Jonathan Carson (@jonathancarson_)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 11:15 GMT
I was fired from Twitter this morning because during a code review, I had a procedure called "upDo.g" and when Elon asked me "what's upDo.g?" I said "nothing much, what's up with you." He walked away and then my badge stopped working & security escorted me out of the building.
🏴☠️ Maddox 🏴☠️ (@maddoxrules)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 23:28 GMT
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Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 15:01 GMT
ok fine
Huge if true
Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 12:36 GMT
Is it a fleshlight?
Rob Manuel 🧻 (@robmanuel)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 02:22 GMT
🔥 take big, but nicely formatted, dumps in your console with console.table()
Wes Bos (@wesbos)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 02:33 GMT
BREAKING: Trump snubs Twitter, says he is NOT returning, preferring to focus on Truth Social and noting the “incredible” problems Twitter faces. When DONALD TRUMP says your business has problems, oof, that’s gotta sting.Tristan Snell (@TristanSnell)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 05:09 GMT
If I could ignore Donald Trump’s bonkers Truth Social posts for the last two years, I can ignore his bonkers tweets too. The only people who decide whether we pay attention to him is us.Hank Green (@hankgreen)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 01:04 GMT
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1 hour benderslikebeckham.comJoe Lycett (@joelycett)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 11:00 GMT
eli schutze🫡 (@elibelly)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 11:39 GMT
English version of low polygon modeling TIPS. Also serves as my English practice.𝙇𝙚𝙚🏕 (@leedoppo)Sat, 08 May 2021 19:35 +0000
Ok bear with me, this will sound like a terrible tourist thing, but walking around Covent Garden with a mulled wine after dark on a cold, clear evening is still one of my favourite winter in london activities
Joe (@jna_sh)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 11:52 GMT
If you need to keep tabs on an existential threat to humanity: use a Twitter list. Don’t feed his ego.
Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️🌈 (@pati_gallardo)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 11:20 GMT
I’m unfollowing every single person following that disgrace of a former president.
Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️🌈 (@pati_gallardo)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 04:56 GMT
At least most of us have a passport and know where other countries are.
FPL Ron Manager 🇺🇦 (@The_Ron_Manager)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 00:37 GMT
Better?
Kyle Spence (@KyleTSpence)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 02:48 GMT
Man announces he will quit drinking by 2050...
Marc Hudson (@marcsrhudson)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 06:22 GMT
Get help. Toxic unhealthy workplaces are bad for people of all ages.
Richard Campbell (@wrychrd)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 02:57 GMT
Here's a screenshot of Steve's tweet for anyone in the future pursuing an Age Discrimination lawsuit against Teller (teller.io) or its CEO, Steve Graham. Subpoena Twitter for the contents of tweet ID 1593822664707039233. Hope this helps!
last normal guy online (@bonesgoblin)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 20:07 GMT
weird flex (to brag about how exploitable you are) but ok
Amy Hoy (@amyhoy)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 19:58 GMT
It's the absolute lack of respect or decency that turns me off. Musk is notorious for being horrible to work for (see all the lawsuits or, you know... any of his behavior recently.) The moral fiber of a leader is pretty damn important. I'm not convinced he has any.
Paul Tinsley (@ptinsley)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 06:05 GMT
Imagine not turning Elon into a prophet and actually examining the lack of vision & narrative that’s been communicated by this new leadership team. Then imagine being forced to work in chaos while he figures it out and you have other attractive places you can work atPrasant Lokinendi (@psantloki)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:04 GMT
Imagine I overpay for your company, fire your respected leadership and then tell you to do twice as much work for less comp. Then I offer you 3 months severance right before the holidays, or a stimulant-addled offer to "go hardcore." There's no equity. Why be a sucker?notphilatall (@notphilatall)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 17:48 GMT
In case you’re wondering, @stevegraham had the totally original idea to create @teller which appears to be a worse @Plaid or @finicity (and it’s HARD to get worse than Finicity) or about a billion other similar companies. He’s a big-thinking hard-working original!Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 22:28 GMT
creepy dork contingent checking in
Sam Kottler (@samkottler)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 09:40 GMT
“Look at me, I’m a human, I pay taxes, I have depression, I’m behind on chores”
Shannen Michaela 🍉 (@ShannenJPEG)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 23:04 GMT
Content warning: Twitter chat
Huh shocked to discover that Elon's "content moderation council with widely diverse viewpoints" turned out to just be a Twitter poll
Matthew Garrett (@mjg59)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 01:16 GMT
Turns out Ukraine have dogs that are trained to detect people who benefit from Russian money.
Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody_PM)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 19:31 GMT
134 million saw it, but only 15 million voted. So that's a turnout of 11%. Hardly a triumph of democracy.James O'Flynn (@jamesoflynn)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 06:35 GMT
put this in the olympics
Mr Steal Yo Signs (@ULTIMATEGRINGO)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 17:37 GMT
Stephen Fry used to loudly quit Twitter every time people disagreed with him so I don't think he should be doling out advice to trans people about accepting Jowling Kowling Rowling's vitriol.
Sooz Kempner🐀 (@SoozUK)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 11:55 GMT
ROFL the DMCA microservice is off twitter.com/asleepmods/sta…Post details
Hackers (1995) full movie official twitter thread 1/49
mods asleep, hack the planet (@AsleepMods)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 23:19 GMT
Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️🌈 (@pati_gallardo)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 08:38 GMT
President Zelensky says it was great to meet yet another British PM, and he can’t wait to see who we send in December.
Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 08:41 GMT
There’s a time when I did - and loved doing - late night coding sessions, and had no problem working overtime. I was young, cared little for sleep and had no family. Create a culture that expects long and late hours and you’ll attract this demographic. It is often deliberate.Post details
Amazing how many people have reached out to me over these photos with @elonmusk. Late night coding sessions + whiteboards are at the heart of what this industry was built on.twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…Sriram Krishnan - sriramk.eth (@sriramk)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 12:37 GMT
Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 16:36 GMT
So you lied. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
Tom Coates (@tomcoates)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 01:04 GMT
Twitter before Elon vs Twitter after Elon
Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 22:54 GMT
This, and also when you don't need to know how to code to work at a tech company vs when you do twitter.com/TheExiledOne91…Post details
4 hour work week vs 60 hour work week
Nick 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 (@TheExiledOne91)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 22:55 GMT
Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 22:57 GMT
That’s some great sleuthing though 🕵🏻♀️
Lawrie ✨ (@indextwo)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 21:27 GMT
I have a simple rule of thumb with new conferences… if you cannot easily figure out anyone involved with it in advance, you probably don’t want to attend, speak, or sponsor.
Dylan Schiemann (@dylans)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 21:11 GMT
Can 100% confirm that the bottom two could take the top one in less than a minute.
Heather Burns (@WebDevLaw)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 09:15 GMT
I don't want to point fingers publicly without more proof, but there is some fairly compelling evidence that at least 1 person involved in organising this conference was also involved in setting up a fairly dubious looking PPE company during the pandemic.
Duncan Hall (@_duncanhall)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 20:32 GMT
I made this point directly to Modern Frontends when they were asking for speakers. I recommended they put clear details on the site. They dismissed it as something only I (and one other guy??) cared about.
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I have a simple rule of thumb with new conferences… if you cannot easily figure out anyone involved with it in advance, you probably don’t want to attend, speak, or sponsor.
Dylan Schiemann (@dylans)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 21:11 GMT
Jake Archibald (@jaffathecake)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 09:18 GMT
Management tip: BEFORE firing or alienating 75% of your staff, it’s a good idea to understand the significant design decisions that shape the form and function of the software and hardware that defines your business FIRST.Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 16:59 GMT
The story of how I could steal credentials on Infosec Mastodon with a HTML injection vulnerability, without needing to bypass CSP. Everybody on our Twitter feed seemed to be jumping ship to the infose

Infosys has a lot to say about security You can check out their website for a lot of buzwords , but it’s clear from all the stock photos that they take security Very Seriously Indeed ™️. However, from what I’ve found recently, it seems that Infosys use the following Comprehensive Management-Endorsed Proficiently Driven Cybersecurity Strategy and Framework items: Don’t use AWS roles or temporary credentials for your developers Instead, use IAM user keys and give them all FullAdminAccess permissions Never rotate these keys and store them as plaintext in git Use these keys to protect what appears to be medical data about COVID patients Have someone publish those keys and the code in a public package to pypi Keep those keys active for days after leakage Make nonsensical pull requests to try and remove all references to the leak The Leak This morning I woke up to a very strange pull request on my pypi-data project.
Tweets were always short-lived. Turns out Twitter was too.

benioff retweeted this shit lmao
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Show me another CEO that has more skin in the game at 1AM in the office. These young engineers are learning from the most innovative person of the twenty-first century.Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 14:51 GMT
Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 08:03 GMT
I am really disappointed to see prominent voices in our leadership at Salesforce promoting things that are the antithesis of our culture and our values. The fact that I can say so without expecting to get fired shows we're still different. Let's keep it that way.David Reed (@aoristdual)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 02:18 GMT
Musk with Twitter is like one of those stories about a trust fund kid who buys a million dollar Ferrari but doesn't have a clue how to drive it and totals it the first night he takes it on the freeway.
RSchooley@socel.net (@Rschooley)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 04:03 GMT
tesla has recalled around ~35-40% of cars they’ve sold twitter.com/nbcnews/status…Post details
Tesla is recalling more than 321,000 vehicles in the U.S. because tail lights may intermittently fail to illuminate, the company says. nbcnews.to/3geBVa4NBC News (@NBCNews)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 21:21 GMT
Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 07:43 GMT
as more people vote, the results change. this must mean fraud! election denying even for Twitter polls nowMatt Binder (@MattBinder)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 13:31 GMT
Some day we're going to look back at social media and say "what are you talking about, there's no way everyone on Twitter was all on one instance"
I was going to do so much today then my body was like *CRIPPLING CRAMPS * so yay for being a woman 🙃 hoping tomorrow is easierNot Pokket 😈 (@NotPokket)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 07:55 GMT
Since it's #InternationalMensDay, here's a thread of every part of the gynaecological anatomy that is named after a man, with a bit of trivia about each man. Some of the bits are very specific. Before you ask, there are no parts of the gynaecological anatomy named after women...Vagina Museum (@vagina_museum)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 15:33 GMT
I have a blog, on a domain that I own, with an rss feed. For a while it felt a little outdated, but now I'm happy I stuck with the thing I felt was right. lornajane.netPost details
and it warms my heart to see so many people (okay, four) linking to blogs on a domain! with an rss feed! :oAlex Chan (@alexwlchan)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 23:02 GMT
Lorna Mitchell (@lornajane)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 07:37 GMT
lololol
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my prediction is trump back on twitter and then the run up to 2024 is identical to 2016. for my part idk I’ll probably be on ketamine.
Amy-Leigh Gemstone (lolennui@mas.to) (@lolennui)Mon, 25 Apr 2022 19:14 +0000
Amy-Leigh Gemstone (lolennui@mas.to) (@lolennui)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 07:41 GMT
smash cut to 2023 and some water baron is using my skull as a bong
Amy-Leigh Gemstone (lolennui@mas.to) (@lolennui)Mon, 25 Apr 2022 19:56 +0000
When someone writes "thought leader" in their own bio, then copies your work, word for word, without attribution, and gets a thousand responses on social media... Flattery feels awesome.Alex Yates (Probably) (@_AlexYates_)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 00:41 GMT
I tweeted that I prefer cosycore to hardcore and someone called me lazy 🙃 I don’t know why some folks feel like work isn’t work unless it’s miserable and you’re stressed.Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 07:47 GMT
A quick reminder as folks are glorifying absurd hours again: 1. Sustained crunch mode leads to net negative productivity vs. 40 hr/wk 2. Working sleep deprived leaves you as mentally impaired as being drunk Working longer *feels* productive but it makes you worse at your job.Jason Lengstorf ⚡️ (@jlengstorf)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 02:06 GMT
On behalf of doctors and nurses everywhere - DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
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It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmassssss
Rustin (@rustincharles)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 17:22 GMT
Dr Vancbromycin 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@Vancbromycin)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 00:48 GMT
Bird watching is so perverted. You blow a little noisemaker that shouts “Wanna fuck?! Wanna fuck?!” And then when a bird shows up wanting to fuck you are like “Aha, I see you through my binoculars!” Sick behavior. Twisted behavior.
Gabe Delahaye (@gabedelahaye)Sat, 31 Jul 2021 16:42 +0000
everyone keeps saying “go to therapy” no 💯
first-mate prance (@bocxtop)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 04:42 GMT
TWITTER HAS BEEN A VEHICLE OF AMPLIFICATION FOR WRITERS AND ARTISTS AND WITH ITS DEMISE YOU'RE SEEING A PANICKED GROUP OF CREATORS TRYING TO REESTABLISH AUDIENCES - WHICH TOOK YEARS TO BUILD - ON OTHER PLATFORMS IN A MATTER OF DAYS, ANYWAY HAVE YOU SIGNED UP FOR MY NEWSLETTER
Geraldine @everywhereist@mastodon.social (@everywhereist)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 15:52 GMT
Molly White | @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io (@molly0xFFF)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 04:52 GMT
sega presents situation bondage
qdot (@qDot)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 04:59 GMT
I've had to reassure a bunch of different people that Mastodon has absolutely nothing to do with blockchains or crypto
Simon Willison (@simonw)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 05:04 GMT
TRUMP JUST RESPONDED TO ELON’S POLL AND SAID “NO THANKS” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 22:25 GMT
You've defined an elitist form of narcissism that you used to justify the abuse of the very workers who enable the wealth of people like Elon. Stop justifying abusive behaviors. Stop celebrating failure.23rdCenturySouth (@south_23rd)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 12:39 GMT
Screenshots are bad for accessibility and circumvent mute and block filters.
Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Mon, 02 Mar 2020 12:15 GMT
No Context Humans (@HumansNoContext)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 15:30 GMT
I'm so glad Elon Musk allows accounts with no profile pictures and only a handful of followers to pay $8 to be "verified" and post this crap. What is this guy "verified" as other than an asshole? No wonder so many of us are looking at alternatives.Post details
Marc Elias is George Soros, enemy of the American People
Keith Strange (@KeithStrange6)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 05:11 GMT
Marc E. Elias (@marceelias)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 05:27 GMT
refuse to lose the tweets from the best poster ever just because the worst poster ever shit his pants after a divorce. here it is: every @dril tweet in chronological order, up & free forever. please share. will continue to build it out for ease of use docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…Nick Farruggia (@nickfarruggia)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 00:13 GMT
Not looking forward to being irrelevant again if @Twitter ends on Monday.James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 16:37 GMT
Alex (@A1exTimmons)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 06:26 GMT
Why does anyone in tech listen to this man
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Men just want the freedom to crack racist jokes without some girl in HR freaking out.
Justin Murphy (@jmrphy)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 23:06 GMT
SUBSCRIBE TO MY SUBSTACK (@TaylorLorenz)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 06:13 GMT
How many times are we gonna be subjected to this man’s takes fr
SUBSCRIBE TO MY SUBSTACK (@TaylorLorenz)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 06:14 GMT
Ok I’m gonna delete the Twitter app for the weekend, don’t do any news thx
Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 03:04 GMT
What the fuck did I say!!! NO NEWS!!!!
Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 05:24 GMT
images that MIGHT be cursed (@mightbecursed)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 06:28 GMT
Officially 3 years as a Software Engineer woo! ✨
blank (@kefimochi)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 00:24 GMT
In one day, Elon Musk did more to endanger Jews and other minorities than any celebrity could ever do. It won’t be seen that way. Won’t be reported that way. But those are the facts.Elad Nehorai (@EladNehorai)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 06:28 GMT
“Just bring me your best code,” I say with a dismissive hand wave, hoping my strategy for dealing with wine menus I don’t understand also works on engineers.
trash, but make it fashion 🦝✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 01:37 GMT
IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
wint (@dril)Tue, 22 May 2012 21:46 +0000
just amazing that the man tried to overturn a presidential election and so far his harshest punishment is a temporary loss of a social media account
Matthew Segal (@segalmr)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 01:31 GMT
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