Likes from 14 November 2022

If we don't get told a reason for the change freeze soon I shall simply assume it's because the microservice-shy experts don't know how to resolve a merge conflict

nickrw (@nickrw)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 21:49 GMT

I'm pleased to announce that git conflict markers are parsed as valid Scala.

Jakub Kozłowski 🐀 (@kubukoz)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 00:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/ajmiko444/status/1592110209098723329

yes it is. even more so when you sitting up in an asian restaurant eating their food. the child doesn’t realize what she’s doing but the mother 10000000% ought to know better

💕 (@andreamslone)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 13:38 GMT

is this the time to say someone told me like two months ago that i should “embrace my asian eyes”and “love my squint”

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hold up.. lets zoom in here

rebkah (@yeaenee)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 21:05 GMT

rebkah (@yeaenee)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 05:09 GMT

hold up.. lets zoom in here

rebkah (@yeaenee)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 21:05 GMT

Try getting people to go in your mars rocket now

Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 18:05 GMT

The value proposition of Twitter blue is letting everyone know you’re an absolute fucking doofus for the low price of $8

Abby Fuller (@abbyfuller)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 22:12 GMT

Company culture has such an impact on employee retention

Ryan Burgess (@burgessdryan)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 20:05 GMT

In the unlikelihood you've been using Twitter to log onto other websites (OAuth et al), now it might be a good idea to stop doing that.

L. Pereira (@lafp)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 19:13 GMT

In the mentions of a verified murderer cool

Aaron Stewart-Ahn (@somebadideas)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 20:18 GMT

[twitter rn] __ <(o )___ ( ._> / mr. musk, i `---' __ ___( o)> \ <_. ) don't feel `---' _・·.°°。・°。 <(o )_・·.° ° °。 ( ._> ・·.°。。 so good `--・·.°°・°。

Kayleecious🍧 (@TweetsByKaylee)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 15:42 GMT

I hoped this site wasn’t gonna die but the speed of its decline is frankly terrifying. Musk firing clearly incredibly knowledgable staff *in public* while hacking at the site with a machete. The god awful features, rushed out, cancelled, then reinstated is madness.

Andy Bell (@piccalilli_)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 20:22 GMT

look at him!!!!!

roberto updates (@robertoupdates)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 20:24 GMT

Nancy Pelosi is 82. She just led House Democrats to an unexpectedly good midterms outcome. Media’s first question is when she’ll retire. Mitch McConnell is 80. He just led Senate Republicans to a humiliating defeat. Not one question about when he’ll step aside.

Kaivan Shroff (@KaivanShroff)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 18:57 GMT

If this place burns down tomorrow, I want to say how thankful I am to have had this time with you. You all are such a blessing in my life. I treasure being able to share my ups and downs and sideways adventures with you. Thank you for being incredible. ❤️

emily freeman 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@editingemily)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 05:04 GMT

twitter is now being run by the guys that post on the orange site about how they could build twitter in a weekend

wint32 (@mountain_ghosts)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:26 GMT

Elon: let me just flip this switchy thingy here it can't be anything but "bloat" Twitter: *all of two factor ID gets turned off unless you're using authenticator app* This is what has actually happened today. Log out with 2FA, you won't get back in. Wild.

ecmclaughlin@mstdn.social (she/her) (@ECMcLaughlin)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 20:22 GMT

The hypocrisy is pretty tedious to point out at this point but elon musk number 1 free speech guy hiding negative replies to his posts is really funny

eve6 (@Eve6)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:11 GMT

Downloading my data just in case. It’s sad to think we might lose this platform - I’ve made so many friends and I’m grateful for the platform I’ve had. Not sure if I’ll get on the mastodon train, but you can always find me at localghost.dev - subscribe to my RSS feed!

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 20:25 GMT

The owner of Twitter is hanging out in the comments of murderer Kyle Rittenhouse.

Jason Selvig (@jasonselvig)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 15:58 GMT

If there’s someone you wanted to block on Twitter but couldn’t bring yourself to, consider doing it now. If they bring it up you can blame it on Twitter being broken.

Rich Burroughs @ $8chan (@richburroughs)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 20:56 GMT

lmao

Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 20:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/richburroughs/status/1592260211200626689

“Oh weird. I tried to unblock you but it seems they must have shut down the microservice that handles unblocking.”

Rich Burroughs @ $8chan (@richburroughs)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 20:58 GMT

lmaoooo

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Back up your data and your social graphs RIGHT NOW

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:10 GMT

Arya (@FairywrenTech)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:22 GMT

Don't log out of Twitter if you have 2FA. The microservice for it has been shut down. You won't be able to log back in.

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lmaoooo twitter.com/IanColdwater/s…

Arya (@FairywrenTech)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:22 GMT

Toon Brains (@Cartoonbrains)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 19:12 GMT

the guy who called elon out for talking nonsense about microservices got fired and then lectured about not trying to "one up" his boss, the world's richest man, who is just trying to "help and learn". grim

wint32 (@mountain_ghosts)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/chicago_glenn/status/1592177822688112640

wow! i wonder how twitters income is going to be this quarter with all the advertisers leaving in droves

transgender marx (@JUNlPER)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/SamParkerSenate/status/1592183598303805440

there aren't any, your tweets just suck

ً (@InnuendOwO)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1591608305113518081

One manager just posted in Slack:"one of my contractors just got deactivated without notice in the middle of making critical changes to our child safety workflows" Working to learn more, email me for my Signal.

Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 01:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/chicago_glenn/status/1592177822688112640

Cool meme do advertising revenue next

😌 (@chelounger)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1591608307927556096

You don’t have to treat people this way

Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 03:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1592187403271540737

I could have told him that. But then I was around back when it was a very open platform with third party clients, APIs, tweetups, and a whole lot more. It does feel like there's some history being ignored and lost here.

Paul Johnston - current focus: moving electrons (@PaulDJohnston)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1592178009410531330

It was a useful way to provide visibility via attribution for third party clients, like Tweetie (which was acquired and became the Twitter iOS app) or Tweetdeck (RIP). It was also a useful status indicator (e.g. whether the tweet was sent via desktop or mobile).

Chris Messina 🐀 (@chrismessina)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 15:49 GMT

This video of a Tesla trying to park and instead taking off at high speed, killing two people seems to keep getting deleted, weird!

Read Jackson Rising by @CooperationJXN (@JoshuaPHilll)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 21:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/mattstratton/status/1592264668814639104

yeah, on your MOM

Kat Cosgrove (Rat Arc) 🐀 (@Dixie3Flatline)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 21:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/freebsdfrau/status/1592026599490486272

getting informed about how non-technical I am by every yahoo on earth

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 08:35 GMT

get in loser we’re batching RPCs

chompie (@chompie1337)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 03:28 GMT

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 In a fitting moment, Matt Hancock is buried in the ground with only two people in attendance.

Politics For You (@PoliticoForYou)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 21:21 GMT

ah yes, the useless microservices! turn them off! what could possibly go wrong

Susan Rigetti (@susanthesquark)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 21:18 GMT

His fanboys have been saying the slowness and errors are because of all the new users, and then he posts the graph with the massive 3 percent spike.

Rich Burroughs @ $8chan (@richburroughs)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 20:22 GMT

If you're a sw engineer: today could hardly get more interesting. Shutting down microservices in bulk is next up today. Now we know why the Git freeze was instituted a few hours earlier. As said before, this is the kind of stuff that we've not seen in public, at this scale.

twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/fold_right/status/1592201933783470081

genuine: why is this broken? is it lacking the "category" info? as in "Politics" - Trending on...?

Lukeberry Pi (@LukeberryPi)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591853644944932865

Sure but it was also doing that last week as well, and it was fine. Are you sure the problem isn't that you fired everybody who made it work? twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Tom Eastman (parody) (@tveastman)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 18:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1592230874166312960

How is this not censorship? twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

David Weissman ✡️ (@davidmweissman)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 19:04 GMT

“This code is a mess and it’s a wonder any of it even works” is the view of most people working on any software that’s more than a couple of months or years old, at the latest. This isn’t some huge indicator of a bad team or bad engineering.

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 18:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/fake_api/status/1592222916921688065

This is especially true as more features and systems which build on old systems in unexpected ways are added. That’s just part of the job.

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 18:30 GMT

Mad enough to freeze their advertising, but not enough to do the right thing by making insulin more accessible to people dependent on it to literally stay alive.

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New: That fake verified Eli Lilly account sparked a panic inside the pharma giant, and senior execs decided they'd had enough, freezing all Twitter ad campaigns in a huge blow to @elonmusk. "For $8," they lost out on "millions of dollars in ad revenue" wapo.st/3TBlceD

Drew Harwell (@drewharwell)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 12:11 GMT

ashedryden@scholar.social (@ashedryden)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 18:35 GMT

Awesome to see Elon developing this amazing case study for the chaos engineering community: "The law of unintended consequences and why Twitter broke..." #chaosengineering twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

James Turnbull (@kartar)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/kartar/status/1592207339964465152

Ready for chaos vendors to introduce the "Elon Test". It's the original chaos monkey random service blackhole plus a shitposting add-on.

Mandi is bivalent (@lnxchk)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/ohhoe/status/1592207362357616641

apologizing for twitter “being so slow in some countries” and also saying “device detection is a waste of compute” lolllllll

rachel (@ohhoe)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:29 GMT

it’s extremely funny watching someone so confidently be a dumbass twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

rachel (@ohhoe)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1592188128944705537

oh my god he's doing the "these system files don't do anything, let's delete them to save space" thing that I nuked my first computer with when I was, like, 12

Cliff 🦖 Jerrison (@pervocracy)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:31 GMT

Back up your data and your social graphs RIGHT NOW

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1592145031577698304

What I find interesting is the brutal cruelty. All this could have been done with humanity.

Gareth Thomas 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿👨‍💻🥁🏒 (@TheStub)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/pervocracy/status/1592193444763635713

Me learning to fix our work server: "I'll just uninstall and then reinstall Python. Hey wait, why is Ubuntu fucking broken now?"

Doogie2K 🐀 (@Doogie2K)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:37 GMT

twitter employee: you’re back early elon musk: backend’s haunted twitter employee: what? elon musk: *loading flamethrower and going back into the data center* backend’s haunted

Ricky (@rickhanlonii)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:26 GMT

It's one home timeline, Michael. What could it cost, 1000 poorly batched RPCs?

eli schutze🫡 (@elibelly)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 23:48 GMT

The show Silicon Valley ended and the world compensated.

Aditya Agarwal (@dev__adi)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 09:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/elibelly/status/1591904605398515713

I feel like these were the plot lines they rejected as being too ridiculous, even for a fiction.

Ian (@soviut)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/elibelly/status/1591904605398515713

I was just thinking about how this guy is better at business than El*n

Ian 🫠 @iansu@mas.to (@iansu)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 21:31 GMT

Let’s be clear about this. The CEO of Twitter can attack his employee’s work publicly all day every day. But when one responds factually and calmly, they get fired. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:05 GMT

I’ve seen several examples of this recently. If you are private I would assume anything new that you post is public at this point.

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*why* can I see this tweet

shenetworks 🍗 (@notshenetworks)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 04:18 GMT

Rich Burroughs @ $8chan (@richburroughs)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:21 GMT

There is not enough popcorn.

Rich Burroughs @ $8chan (@richburroughs)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:01 GMT

*why* can I see this tweet

shenetworks 🍗 (@notshenetworks)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 04:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1592189767168692225

Lost in all this noise, scientists have developed a revolutionary new battery technology that’s based on a membrane 44 times thinner than anything ever used before. It’s foundation is a synthetic version of Elon’s skin.

Geoff (covid is airborne!) Nesnow (@DonotInnovate)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:28 GMT

How to be the ultimate professional and still utterly destroy someone, a masterclass by @EricFrohnhoefer

Dan Kim (@dankim)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 11:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1592186302379982849

"Free speech" lmao

Gunlynn (@Gunlynnn)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1592186302379982849

So are you just going to fire anyone who doesn’t agree with you? Workplace culture at its finest.

Warped (@WarpedDC)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/female_muskito/status/1592188341964922880

Elon started this conversation by complaining about a feature in public, he should fire himself

Spotify Raheem (@AdamUltraberg)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/female_muskito/status/1592196614260592641

If you owned Twitter hopefully you wouldn’t have a 25 followers/65 followers ratio. 🫵

Spotify Raheem (@AdamUltraberg)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1592186302379982849

he's right though, elon. I work with him - or did until you fired him. employees can't speak their minds...a la free speech and that whole narrative?

Here (@TruthIsThus)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1592197910401552384

Perhaps not a monolith, but properly sized and scoped services. I’ve called this “macroservices” in the past ironically - maybe it’s time to use it seriously now lol. And there’s prior art here too …

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Lol - we’ve seen this movie before, with Dropbox too. See my previous tweet: twitter.com/copyconstruct/… And “Macroservices” was a term I used sardonically in the past (and many of the blue checks here dunked on me for that). It’s now truly a thing - who’d have thunk?

twitter.com/bibryam/status…

Cindy Sridharan (@copyconstruct)Sun, 15 May 2022 15:26 +0000

Cindy Sridharan (@copyconstruct)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:11 GMT

Ha! I predicted this correctly! In years of discussions about microservices and how it helps solve the org problem, we never stopped to wonder if the (bloated) org *itself* is the problem. But now that CEOs are convinced companies are overstaffed and org charts need culling 😉

twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Cindy Sridharan (@copyconstruct)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 15:54 GMT

i think i look cuter as a girl

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 🏳️‍⚧️ (@MOMMYBlGDICK)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 17:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1592177471654604800

I suspect you're about to find out what those microservices did and that you actually needed them for other stuff.

csbv (@theonlycsbv)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 15:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/SpaceCrystalZ/status/1592183330380066816

Nah. How about we ban thing with actual harm, like crypto, and/or no benefit to anyone, like astrology instead? Or you can STFU and let people live their lives

Alvaro Ibañez (@AlvaroIM77)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/SpaceCrystalZ/status/1592178202767921152

Adult content should be allowed on here 100% But there should be some age verification process for NSFW accounts, where you can’t post/view nsfw material until you get age verified.

Killshot Crypto (@KillshotCryptoX)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 15:39 GMT

🫡 twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Eric Frohnhoefer @ 🏡 (@EricFrohnhoefer)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1592186302379982849

You fired him for knowing more than you, might as well fire everyone then, if those are the grounds

mattgallagher0 (@MattGallagher0)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:08 GMT

RT @jmaebarizo i am retired in the sense that i was tired yesterday and today i am tired again

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 16:37 GMT

RT @mxbck

Mastodon and other decentralized services are popular now, but I feel like a lot of the #IndieWeb is still geared towards people with technical knowledge. How can we lower that barrier and build better social media? ✏️ I wrote a thing: mxb.dev/blog/the-indie…

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 11:28 GMT

RT @rdpiazza One positive: It’s going to be so much easier to explain what product management is and why you need it after this week

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 11:39 GMT

RT @jzux therapy is so funny, like hi i’m here for my crying appointment

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 16:44 GMT

RT @EwdatsGROSS

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 19:14 GMT

We have partnered with GitHub to deliver an integration between GitHub Codespaces and JetBrains Gateway! GitHub Codespaces allows users to create a secure, configurable, and dedicated development e

Both twitter and mastodon have the "weird nerds" but instead of trying to defend elon against valid criticism they are trying to defend mastodon against valid criticism.

Arri Blais🐀 (@ArriIsHere)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 01:49 GMT

🫡 🏳️‍⚧️

Charlie Moore (@socalledcharlie)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 18:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1592113422355017729

Correction: branches *cannot* be pushed upstream to origin (that part of Git is 'readonly'). So it's not just main branch. But, practically, this is fine because local branches can be pushed to Phab, which runs its own Git server & does builds, tests etc. So not blocking dev.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 11:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/sachee/status/1591857120768843776

you don’t get to shit on our infra if you don’t know what the fuck it does while you’re also scrambling to rehire folks you laid off

sach @ the hellsite (@sachee)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 18:17 GMT

god dammit the silver age of The Onions pivot to video was so beautiful i cant believe they let this level of footwork go to waste. where did these guys go to after, lmao

calm again (@gun_toucher)Fri, 30 Sept 2022 00:05 +0000

We're doing a team 'ways of working' event where we all create a Mural of our preferred ways of working and whatnot. I just edited the large Mural for EVERYONE with my info... I... Today is definitely a Monday.

Emma Bostian (@EmmaBostian)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 10:54 GMT

Scoop: Twitter went into a stricter-than-ever-before change freeze starting a few hours ago. Not only are deploys not allowed, but Git is now readonly by default (!) The mandate is coming from the infra team, "until further notice." Here's why this is an odd one:

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 10:55 GMT

*starts morning with single tear rolling down cheek*

Lex Lofthouse (@Loftio)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 08:57 GMT

I’m sorry but the fact the Royal Mail website tracking service has been down for 4 days now is unacceptable

Ruth (@ruththeartist)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 20:19 GMT

This paper First appeared in My blog , if you think it's useful, please like the collection and let more friends see it. Recently, I developed a very simple tool, the total code is less than 200 lines. Today, briefly introduce it. What tool is this? It is a tool for visualizing Go Module depenUTF-8...

I went pro after college

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Congratulations to the Fight’n Texas Aggie Meat Judging Team. The team won the National Championship in Intercollegiate Meat Judging.

Ray R. Riley (@AgRiley79)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 03:27 GMT

j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ (@fingerbIaster)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 07:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1592058776416391168

aaand this is why i’m never late 😅

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 07:36 GMT

Is Twitter getting slower? Lots of small things seem to be breaking randomly.

David Fowler 🇧🇧🇺🇸 (@davidfowl)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 00:42 GMT

It’s never DNS. It’s always RPCs.

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 07:55 GMT

There's something about Mastodon that has this old-timey internet feel to it, if that makes sense. It reminds me of joining an a forum or community online in the late '90s or early 2000s where you really had to learn the mores and personality of the place.

Ashton Pittman (@ashtonpittman)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 03:11 GMT

Laid off from Twitter on a Saturday evening. No explanation, just all access removed. Happy holidays, everyone!

Melissa Ingle (@mingle74)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 01:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591813228119855104

What’s it like to be such a bad poster that you had to buy the website to compensate

eve6 (@Eve6)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 15:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591813228119855104

Brilliant. Nothing keeps away government investigation and intervention like mocking a Senator for legitimate concerns, all while degrading the utility of this platform. You're killing it. Literally.

Harmonicat🇺🇲🇺🇦 (@TaoOfCats)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 15:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591813228119855104

you just unironically launched a senate investigation on yourself from this 💀

Mahmoud Abdellatif (@Mahmoud_NYC)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 15:22 GMT

If SBF ends up destroying crypto maybe he was an effective altruist after all

Ryan Grim (@ryangrim)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 03:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591817319143313408

Your strategy of mocking Democratic senator over sincere question regarding security Twitter after you fired everyone who does security, and continue to act erratically, will certainty quell political concerns you're catering to MAGA extremists & susceptible for foreign influence

David Rothschild 🌻 (@DavMicRot)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 15:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591817319143313408

My goodness. You definitely need some lessons on respect and responsibility do you not? This gentleman has legitimate concerns and you mock his mask? Covid isn’t over and people are still dying dude. I’ve just lost the last ounce of respect I had for you.

🌸🦋Joy🦋🌸BSN,RN,CLC (@rn_wing)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 17:07 GMT

grabbing my dick and making it flop around like an inflatable wacky arm dude

Twinkdeath Cab for Cutie 🏳️‍⚧️ (@TwinkDemoIisher)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 04:13 GMT

I love the difference between dog and cat rescue stories. dog owners will be like oh I prepped for months and applied and had a home check then did a foster to adopt trial period and then the rescue chose me! and cat owners are like .. I found him in the trash

danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 19:26 GMT

Hark! A beautiful way to adorn and add festive cheer to the Christian home 🎄

Jonny (@Jonny_Specs)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 10:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/Jonny_Specs/status/1591736764762411008

Very similar to the festive statue in Oslo…

Malcolm Wilson 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦋🧜🏼‍♀️🧜‍♂️ (@MalcolmWilson01)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 17:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/bartcrouchend/status/1591874290005463040

What's with the giant product box next to it?

Lee Thompson-Herbert (@scotchfairy)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:51 GMT

one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture

Annie? Rauwerda? (@anniierau)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 21:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/anniierau/status/1591912966810918912

THAT’S MY VIDEO!!!!

Tino Cardasis (@CardasisTino)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 01:18 GMT

7 months later this reply has never been funnier

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 🏳️‍⚧️ (@MOMMYBlGDICK)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 04:27 GMT

My econ professor said “beef” 125 times in a single lecture. Here are all of them

Tino Cardasis (@CardasisTino)Mon, 23 Dec 2019 19:54 GMT

I finished open enrollment and the deadline is still 39 whole minutes away. #PuttingTheFunInExecutiveDysfunction

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 04:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1592006670628290566

Look, it’s the little things in life, ok? Yes, he can borrow my car but hes got to deal with my “MILF (Man, I Love Furbies) bumper sticker. And the one that says “Bigfoot is real and he’s gay (don’t believe me? just ask him)”

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 04:28 GMT

My ex and I get along okay- I lent him my car for a week while his was in the shop. but I’ll be goddamned if I didn’t take some joy at him having to drive around my car with all of the strangest bumper stickers. Especially the one with the hitachi that’s says “come and take it”

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 04:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/ErhanPasa16/status/1591721224119660544

Cause being funny is wrong

Marc Soliz (@SolizwithaZ)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 15:22 GMT

Fellowship of Fans (@FellowshipFans)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 01:33 GMT

Ms. Frizzle when a concerned parent asks how their child ended up in someone’s colon

iamhunkydory (@itschergurl)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 20:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/stupidestMirror/status/1591897134349307904

"Supposing you brought the RPCs inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or some other way, and I think we're going to test that, too..."

parseword (@shaun@mastodon.xyz) (@parseword)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 22:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/sachee/status/1591857120768843776

my favorite musk tweets are when he skims emails from his engineers and clumsily regurgitates phrases he clearly doesn't understand because he likes to pretend to be involved in the technical stuff

satanic butthole enthusiast (@stupidestMirror)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 20:53 GMT

☀️👀 (@zei_squirrel)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 20:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/justkelly_ok/status/1592023661913206785

If I’m a SpaceX or Tesla shareholder, well first of all that would never happen, but if I WAS - I’d be selling so fast

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 05:22 GMT

You know, if first graders can deal with active shooter drills, then gun owners can deal with background checks, waiting periods and red flag laws.

Mohamad Safa (@mhdksafa)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 19:29 GMT

I hate it when people who hate me are assholes in my mentions, but I hate it even more when people who like me are assholes in my mentions. Who are you trying to impress? Me? My whole brand is trying to not be an asshole.

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 05:38 GMT

saying go piss girl when someone needs to pee is just as respectful and important as saying bless u when someone sneezes and i stand by that.

ej (@xejbxyd)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 20:33 GMT

HOLYSHIT RUGRATS BECuse they CRAWL ON RUGS Like little RATS RUGRATS

ali - LOOKING for mid level developer roles!! 🐀 (@endingwithali)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 04:22 GMT

I can admit when I'm wrong and I was wrong about @elonmusk. No one was more skeptical than I - but his decisions this week have shown he really *can* put a social network on the path to unprecedented success. Specifically Mastodon.

🤦‍♂️ Andrew James Carter (@Carter_AndrewJ)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 13:57 GMT

How an owl runs might surprise you.

Fascinating (@fasc1nate)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 05:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/pokemoniku/status/1591948935811432448

Tweeting things like this is not how you support a dev team.

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/pokemoniku/status/1591948935811432448

Not when he just fired half the company and is trying to take credit for identifying a problem a dev says doesn't exist. If the boss doesn't treat his organization with respect, then he brings disrespect on himself.

Patrick Beall (@PatrickBeall3)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 00:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/pokemoniku/status/1591948935811432448

Maybe he should ask questions privately. Maybe using Slack or email. 🤷‍♂️

Eric Frohnhoefer @ 🏡 (@EricFrohnhoefer)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 03:05 GMT

I have spent ~6yrs working on Twitter for Android and can say this is wrong. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Eric Frohnhoefer @ 🏡 (@EricFrohnhoefer)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 21:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/javavvitch/status/1592037351479451648

The fact that someone is staying in my apartment ALL. DAY. is an anxiety feat tbh.

Sailor Ghoul 👻 (@javavvitch)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:11 GMT

If the government had just provided good regulation, I never would have bought that jpeg of a rock for $400K

Dow (@mark_dow)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 13:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/javavvitch/status/1592037582594248706

But it is also terrible because I immediately think someone is judging my entire home and must deep clean it at 1 in the morning.

Sailor Ghoul 👻 (@javavvitch)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:13 GMT

This man got me to clean and organize my closet. 🫠

Sailor Ghoul 👻 (@javavvitch)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:10 GMT

Respectful Memes (@RespectfulMemes)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 22:01 GMT

I expect the reason Elon keeps posting bad data, like it costs $400 a day per person to feed Twitter employees lunch and dinner, is that his remaining employees hate him and are feeding him bad data of a kind that they know he will uncritically tweet.

Glenn Fleishman 🐀🐕 (@GlennF)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:18 GMT

I think it could be this, but it also could be that he’s trying to make Twitter look more poorly-managed than it actually was, to make himself look better. And especially to make the layoffs/firings look smart. twitter.com/glennf/status/…

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I expect the reason Elon keeps posting bad data, like it costs $400 a day per person to feed Twitter employees lunch and dinner, is that his remaining employees hate him and are feeding him bad data of a kind that they know he will uncritically tweet.

Glenn Fleishman 🐀🐕 (@GlennF)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:18 GMT

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/ninav914/status/1591162285296594945

Y'all have really got to get better material, this is just embarrassing to believe in 2022

Kim in Space ⚛ (@kiminspace1986)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 20:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/sudsmixer/status/1591175680158740482

No one wants to fuck you, Ron

Siilverprick (Silenthill townie) (@siilverprick)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 15:58 GMT

The hilarious part is that she’s on his side but for the most part, she’s not wrong 😂

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https://twitter.com/JoelWBerry/status/1591095294732558336

They’re not miserable. They get purple and/or blue hair. That solves all their problems. Their 7 cats solve their loneliness issue. Life is wonderful for feminists.

Nina (@ninav914)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 20:13 GMT

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:18 GMT

knew I’d seen this before twitter.com/watcherguru/st…

high-quality tim2o🍌 (@HydrationChimp)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 04:22 GMT

Feels remarkably ephemeral. Already largely fading from my conscious mind despite a discourse about the second film so radioactive you couldn't safely look straight at it. Just kinda inert

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It’s been almost 10 years since the sequel trilogy began, what are your feelings on it now?

Okiro (@TheFirstOkiro)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 23:47 GMT

Petergeist (@PetreRaleigh)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:15 GMT

After getting laid off last week (😢) I moved my workstation setup back home 🏡 from the rented office 🏢 space. Decided to try out the middle monitor in vertical mode for the first time. Wonder how long this will last...

Alan Pope (@popey)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 23:44 GMT

I’m not straight out leaving Twitter, but I did join Mastodon and I will find time to up my IndieWeb game. Reason? Musk took the fun out of Twitter. Writing here now feels like an endorsement of him and I never want to endorse him :/

Pelle Wessman (@voxpelli)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 07:03 GMT

Anti-bullying week at school (where wife works). So I loaned her one of my @gitlab socks as they are wearing odd pairs today to illustrate that it’s okay to be different 😍 #AntiBullyingWeek

Alan Pope (@popey)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 07:08 GMT

Emoji, unicode and general character picker for rofi and rofi-likes - GitHub - fdw/rofimoji: Emoji, unicode and general character picker for rofi and rofi-likes