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is that not the point ?😭😭
My My (@_mixyak_)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 02:34 GMT
Back to /kind/likes/, 2022, November 2022.
is that not the point ?😭😭
My My (@_mixyak_)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 02:34 GMT
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Getting On Birth Control Just To Get Nutted in is Crazy 😭
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Allergic to my own Swag (@coherentstates)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 22:01 GMT
Elon Musk does not have a Twitter account, anyone who claims to be the "real" Elon Musk is a fraud.
SpaceX (@SpaceX)Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:59 +0000
Where’s Twitter Blue? I wanna get verified too
Mohamed Enieb (@its_menieb)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 17:36 GMT
who am i kidding i can never leave twitter
Count Zoloft (@animeweedfart69)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 17:33 GMT
Since purchasing Twitter for $44 billion, Elon Musk has reportedly attempted to cut costs by eliminating some 3,700 jobs. The Onion asked several former employees how they felt about being laid off, and this is what they said. bit.ly/3WYTNX0The Onion (@TheOnion)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 17:15 GMT
I’ve been asking for registry webhooks or an RSS feed for a long time. Maybe I’ll fix this. LMK if you’re interested.
Jeff Nickoloff (@allingeek)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 14:47 GMT
I realize this has to be sarcasm but for those that think this should be a thing maybe you should verify facts and not take someone else's word for it without doing any research.
Bradley Oliver (@ChiefBigBear83)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 19:40 GMT
Red Scare 🕷🕸🧟♂️🎃🙀🌹🚩🏴 (@EUGENEDABS2020)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 21:56 GMT
This is why it's not fun to work on established products. You have unwritten contracts with your users and sometimes both sides are not aware of them until they are broken. Build new verticals under the same brand, that's how you kick off new greenfield products.
Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 22:39 GMT
Few notes. If you teach your user base, verification means something specific, it will be hard for them to unlearn it. We learned that it's rare for a verified account trying to phish us. Changing the meaning of the check is a security issue.Post details
So, does Elon Musk's new paid Twitter Blue verification system lead to more scams? 🤔 Hmmm, I don't know, let's ask this Verified Twitter account over here, he seems rather official.🔵Tens of thousands of people seem to agree... ☝️🧐Gillian de Nooijer (@GillianDN)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 16:49 GMT
Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 22:34 GMT
Do you genuinely not understand why changing the meaning of a well-established UI element that is a core part of Twitter's brand might confuse users? Did you not predict this? We sure did.
Nelson "Parody is Impossible Now" Minar (@nelson)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 22:14 GMT
ROFL I step away for just a few hours and you break Dr. Evils master plan?
Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️🌈 (@pati_gallardo)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 22:26 GMT
Why would people think the OFFICIAL Eli Lilly @ was @LillyPad lol
69 420 (@M0rbidlyOnline)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 19:27 GMT
why would it not? Apple is quite literally the "clueless rich white guy" brand in all regards, why would this company be any different?
Yster 🏳️🌈 (@Ysterman_Rs)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 21:06 GMT
I dont usually contribute to the public conversation but...
paradoxidia (@paradoxidia)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 18:42 GMT
Has anyone published a blow-by-blow account yet of what was going on inside Twitter yesterday when the Eli Lilly (and other amazing impersonations) thing happened? I refuse to believe there's no-one inside anonymously talking to the press about itSimon Willison (@simonw)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 22:29 GMT
I mean this is objectively the funniest consequence of this whole absurd nightmare saga yet
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Did Twitter Blue tweet just cost Eli Lilly $LLY billions? Yes.Rafael Shimunov is on Mastodon (@rafaelshimunov)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 18:20 GMT
Simon Willison (@simonw)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 22:31 GMT
Eli Lilly stock isn't just tanking because of a satirical Tweet on Musk's hellscape, it's tanking because millions of people are asking why we have to pay for insulin, when it was made to be free. That's why other insulin stocks are falling too. Happy Disability Awareness MonthRafael Shimunov is on Mastodon (@rafaelshimunov)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 18:43 GMT
Did Twitter Blue tweet just cost Eli Lilly $LLY billions? Yes.Rafael Shimunov is on Mastodon (@rafaelshimunov)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 18:20 GMT
picturing elon parked in the garage locked in his cybertruck reverting this pr every time they land it
laura 💩 (@freezydorito)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 22:34 GMT
So not only did @rem give all the #ffconf speakers a refurbished game boy, he wrote an ACTUAL GAME featuring all the speakers. It’s set in the Duke of Yorks Picturehouse, and I’m especially tickled as I’m employee of the month and I actually worked for Picturehouse for 6 years 😂Sophie Koonin @ #ffconf (@type__error)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 22:06 GMT
The early crypto skeptics deserve more credit. Not only did they call all of this, they did so in the face of constant shaming and harrassment. (Not to mention everyone pointing to the increasing value of their crypto wallets as evidence that they were wrong.)Ed Elson (@edels0n)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 18:49 GMT
I’m sure Elon thinks about your $8 while you stroke his balls.
Tina (@ErdrickStorm)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 22:49 GMT
Some of us took a lot of heat.
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The early crypto skeptics deserve more credit. Not only did they call all of this, they did so in the face of constant shaming and harrassment. (Not to mention everyone pointing to the increasing value of their crypto wallets as evidence that they were wrong.)Ed Elson (@edels0n)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 18:49 GMT
Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 20:06 GMT
They are talking about monetizing long form videos to make more money, what about this interview blurb has anything to do with free speech 💀
Wizpog (@Wizpog69420)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 18:21 GMT
Close! That's actually the shock of half the staff being fired and the loss of product knowledge and panic from not knowing how to keep all of the systems afloat
notme (@notfaustenough)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 22:31 GMT
i say this both in a self-loathing and yet completely unironic way: so much brand value is being destroyed this weekrat king 🐀 (@MikeIsaac)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 20:50 GMT
Does the green checkmark mean the certificate is really valid or just that some rando has paid $8?
Norman (((Melonkus))) Wilson🐀Ⓜ️ (@oclsc)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 17:08 GMT
If you aren’t someone the church would’ve killed 400 years ago, are you even really living?
༻☆ 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 ☆༺ (@budweiserbreath)Sun, 07 Nov 2021 19:44 GMT
Wow, it’s like you completely missed the point of the entire thread. That level of determinedly pig headed ignorance is actually almost impressive.
Graham G Porter (@GrahamGPorter)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 14:14 GMT
If it's not that, it'll be an internal TLS cert expiring, and no-one knows where the CA key is kept.
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Right now a disk is filling up on a server somewhere in some data center that a person who has just been laid off has been manually clearing every few days and when that disk fills up Twitter will go down.
@cdc@ioc.exchange (@craigcalef)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 13:55 GMT
Roger Lipscombe (@rogerlipscombe)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 20:40 GMT
Right now a disk is filling up on a server somewhere in some data center that a person who has just been laid off has been manually clearing every few days and when that disk fills up Twitter will go down.
@cdc@ioc.exchange (@craigcalef)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 13:55 GMT
Well it wont be worth the 44B by the time December 12th rolls around :P
Kyle Tansley (@KyleSimulator)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 18:35 GMT
Well, this will be a nice little litmus test....assuming we still need a litmus test next month.
Jesse (@obra)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 04:13 GMT
Tweetdeck itself may work, but if it's communicating to Twitter endpoints over SSL, it's going to be useless once twitters SSLs expire.
Seth (@sethrd)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 17:47 GMT
Kevin Conroy has passed away at age 66
Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 16:22 GMT
There’s a nerd who bought this website cuz he was so desperate to be funny and we have a chance to ruin his fucking life. We have a chance to cost him billions but most importantly we have a chance to really hurt his feelings.
mike mulloy: give me $400,000 now. (@handsomeadult)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 09:21 GMT
“there’s no reply guys on your own website” - @type__error #FFConfCarol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 12:29 GMT
RT @yayfrens The person you want to become is merely the person you are plus time and energy. You can do it.Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 16:55 GMT
this is absolutely post-satire
Stewart Webb (parody (parody)) (@nuclearpidgeon)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 07:21 GMT
or if you use uBlock origin, add this as a rule
😎orlie: github opensource + indiehacking (@sunglassesface)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 16:44 GMT
Some movements bringing back the personal site: Indieweb: indieweb.org Yesterweb: yesterweb.orgSophie Koonin @ #ffconf (@type__error)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 16:45 GMT
if i were ceo of this hellsite i'd simply not... blow it up within a week by pissing off basically every user, advertiser, and government with a series of comically nonsensical decisions and pivots?
danielle 🏳️🌈 (@endocrimes)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 11:23 GMT
BREAKING: JavaScript has been banned from Twitter for impersonating a real programming language.
Lukas Eder (@lukaseder)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 11:13 GMT
Getting some really lovely feedback from #ffconf attendees about my talk about personal websites - going to thread some resources and links!Sophie Koonin @ #ffconf (@type__error)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 16:17 GMT
👏👏 well played, tumblr 👏👏

Is there a Mastodon List of all former top #Twitter executives and technologists now on #Mastodon? #TwitterMigration(https://indieweb.social/@tchambers/109325878776909039)
ADHD has meant I've fallen very behind with my deadline. On the plus side, I dragged a dead branch home from the park, bought a saw and made a handbag storage solution. (Deepest apologies to publishers. i am ON IT)
Shaparak Khorsandi 🌻💙💛 (@ShappiKhorsandi)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 12:48 GMT
eating pussy like how a duck eats bread
jame (@kloogans)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 23:20 GMT
Gotta sound like a dog drinking water.
Fernandozumab (@TheParsPlana)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 02:53 GMT
lovely plug to the #IndieWeb and owning your content online 💛 #FFConfCarol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 12:51 GMT
This isn't gonna be the business school case you think it is
Mike MacLennan (@MacLennanMike1)Mon, 31 Oct 2022 20:16 GMT
Also a great plug to carol.gg 👀
Joe Hart 🏳️🌈 (@JoeHart)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 12:56 GMT
Watching @elonmusk + Co take over Twitter is like watching a software engineering case study on how to destroy an already-fragile technical infrastructure and culture of a software-intensive business. Amazing that at some level his clumsy attempts are so basic.
Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch)Tue, 01 Nov 2022 00:16 GMT
well it will certainly become a business school case study
Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Mon, 31 Oct 2022 23:26 GMT
Twitter's CISO, chief privacy officer, and chief compliance officer all resigned suddenly last night. Do NOT under any circumstances give your payment info to Twitter. twitter.com/caseynewton/st…
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According to messages shared in Twitter Slack, Twitter’s CISO, chief privacy office, and chief compliance officer all resigned last night. An employee says it will be up to engineers to “self-certify compliance with FTC requirements and other laws.”Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 15:13 GMT
Chad Loder - @chadloder@kolektiva.social (@chadloder)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 17:20 GMT
Seeing that Twitter debt is being offered for 60 cents on the dollar, very happy to see that the users of Twitter have destroyed about 17bn of value in about two weeks
austin parker (@austinlparker)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 22:12 GMT
twitter dying would be great for my mental health but terrible for my career
Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 16:07 GMT
Elon promised to make Twitter the most factual site on the Internet and delivered on his promise in less than 2 weeks. The man is a genius.Johnson Abraham (@tjohnsonabraham)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 13:09 GMT
Rachel White @ohhoe's Keep the Internet Weird medium.com/@ohhoe/keep-th…
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ffconf (@ffconf)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 12:51 GMT
Let's look at some fun, personalised sites: cassie.codes sadgrl.online darn.es ghost.computer carol.gg #ffconfliveffconf (@ffconf)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 12:49 GMT
I’m gonna share a secret: if you don’t love mastodon, they suddenly aren’t that friendly anymore
Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️🌈 (@pati_gallardo)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 09:54 GMT
And we know I am terrible at staying in line
Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️🌈 (@pati_gallardo)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 10:02 GMT
But as long as you do not speak your heart and stay in line, you have all the free speech you need!
Alexis Paques (@AlexisPaques)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 09:58 GMT
All those people with ADHD who started new mastodon servers recently... They're either about to get bored of it or already bored of it. Which isn't good news for things like maintenance or moderation. If you care about the server you've just joined, help them.Paul Johnston - current focus: moving electrons (@PaulDJohnston)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 10:09 GMT
This treasure chest has been verified by your barbarian's investigation check.
Dungeons & Dragons (@Wizards_DnD)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 19:00 GMT
brand safety
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 01:04 GMT
Amazing person working for 6 months at @remote now: "I haven't sent a single email while working here" "I've not sat through a 'death by powerpoint' meeting once" "almost no meetings"Job (@Jobvo)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 10:26 GMT
looking at the tweets in Johns timeline its safe to say this account has been hacked. And it’s a dead cert that this tweet is from his hacker attempting to gain support for the other tirade of tweets posted on John’s account. Hope @elonmusk sorts it for the real John! Reported
Suzanne Elizabeth 🖌📖📚 (@SuzanneBajor)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 19:54 GMT
could not agree more #FFConfCarol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 10:44 GMT
This. I did not work hard to become a professional pervert only to be bound by some rather high-school-girl set of rules about what I am not allowed to do with my own body in my own damn dungeon. If I wanted to deal with that shit, I could’ve just stayed a nice Catholic girl.twitter.com/theladypim1/st…Post details
I'm sorry, but even a hint of a fellow Dominatrix shaming FSSWs, sluts, or Dommes who receive intimate body worship and it's an unfollow for me 💔
Lady Pim (@TheLadyPim1)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 21:29 GMT
Mistress Matisse (@mistressmatisse)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 10:51 GMT
the person who Elon Musk kept retweeting whenever he wanted to prove to everyone that things were actually fine just resigned the person who hosted the Twitter Space with Elon Musk yesterday to tell advertisers that things were actually fine just resignedPost details
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Matt Binder (@MattBinder)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 22:01 GMT
ahahahaha this is so petty
zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 16:13 GMT
lol. lmao
zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 15:16 GMT
no surprise 😔
zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 15:09 GMT
the rollout for who is and isnt getting the "official" verification is so fucking funny
zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 15:07 GMT
I understand everyone is having fun making fun of Twitter right now and I don't want to tone police but PLEASE remember to also make fun of the crypto crash happening right now as well.
🎃 Dave Scheidt 🎃 (@DaveScheidt)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 23:42 GMT
Honestly I had no idea I had this gear of immaturity. I was 40 at age 12. I feel young again.
Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 05:53 GMT
I got a parody... a PARO-DEEZ NUTZ!!Thomas Cunningham (@spilledbagofice)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 04:45 GMT
Remember when we got that peek into billionaire texts from the lawsuit discovery? I bet they are in absolute shambles right now.
Marco Rogers (@polotek)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 06:49 GMT
Day 1: Comedy is legal again! Day 14: Anyone referring to me as Doody Musk, Doo doo Musk, Mr. Doot Doot, El Doot De Musketo, or ANY other version is BANNED FOREVER. I WILL FIRE YOUR FAMILY!Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 05:37 GMT
Ok, quick, when he leaves the room next, let’s all switch seats! twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 05:31 GMT
Elon: You MUST say PARODY Twitter: ok 🙂 Elon:…really?? You mean it? You’ll do what I say? 🥹 Twitter…pair o DEEZ NUTSJessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 05:41 GMT
Kurt Wagner (@KurtWagner8)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 21:50 GMT
- Twitter is now valued at less than 8 billion dollars, 36 billion less than Elon paid for it - Tesla stock continued to drop, Elon's net worth has been cut in half - Elon took out loans to buy Twitter, and to pay those loans he might have to give up control of Tesla at this rateQuinton Reviews🎬 (@Q_Review)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 02:42 GMT
"It's dead, that's what's wrong with it"
@RealGod (@GodNotDog)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 04:24 GMT
See what we're building to enhance the most integrated developer platform that allows developers and enterprises to drive innovation with ease.

Okay, Google. We get it.
No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 12:22 GMT
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
ella dawson (@brosandprose)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 00:59 GMT
I call out TED directly for lionizing Musk because I worked there and I was complicit in it. I helped script the social media videos of his four (four!) TED Talks during which he made ridiculous false claims of his "inventions." Remember his tunnels that would end traffic?
ella dawson (@brosandprose)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 23:08 GMT
i don’t care if being unverified means no one will see my tweets. i tweet only for myself, my phd advisor who doesn’t have a twitter account but types “twitter kukukadoo” into google every day to find my tweets so she can email me her thoughts on them, and god
katie kadue (@kukukadoo)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 19:53 GMT
Wyld (@Wyld)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 23:05 GMT
When faced with someone of insurmountable wealth and power, the people have decided to go “L + ratio + dont care + didnt ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + mald seethe + cope harder” and I think that’s beautiful
Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 04:55 GMT
I’m really proud of you all for the chaos you’ve stirred up on this website. Its like a bunch of little Macaulay Culkins absolutely running amock, setting traps, ordering pizza on Musk’s credit card
Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 04:44 GMT
Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 07:25 GMT
4. Classic British Petroleum
Read Jackson Rising by @CooperationJXN (@JoshuaPHilll)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 02:51 GMT
If you're attending @ffconf or not, I've got a special little treat for you either way: I built an ffconf Gameboy game. That works on a real Gameboy, on an emulator AND the web. URL (and ROM) released during @ffconf tomorrow.THAT @REM SHOW (@rem)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 00:34 GMT
I saw a tweet last week that urged users to make Elon feel like he'd purchased a haunted house filled with millions of cockroaches and now I can't find it but I deeply love how many people have wholeheartedly committed to that project.
Naomi Kritzer 🦕🦖 (@NaomiKritzer)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 07:22 GMT
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