Likes from 31 August 2022

If I didn’t have ADHD, I might be organized enough to hire someone to help me take care of the things I need help with (like organizing) because of my ADHD. Instead, I’ve chosen that Chaos Life.

Jesse J. Anderson • ADHD Creative (@jessejanderson)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 20:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1564862545332256772

“does anyone know much about system x?”

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 11:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1564862501367455746

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Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 06:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1564932127782625283

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Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 11:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1564932008555470848

i’m glad that was a universal experience 😂

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 11:04 +0000

6yo is at the stage where he finds great joy in saying incredibly inappropriate things. Yesterday we were sharing riddles: Me: What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you? 6yo: YOUR ANUS I'm still cry-laughing whenever I think about it.

Simon Scarfe (@simonscarfe)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 19:37 +0000

what idiot called it "truth social" and not "getting the banned back together"

Nick Morgan (@skilldrick)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 19:37 +0000

My dad is not remotely “woke” or online, so I asked him: “Dad, what do you think about Leo only dating women under 25 even though he’s almost 50?” “It’s gross.” 🤷🏻‍♀️ this is not a “new feminist complaint,” it’s actually common sense, to decent people.

Kelly Ellis is Pro-Abortion (@justkelly_ok)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 16:31 +0000

They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day and then just re-release the original.

jim rose circus (@jimrosecircus1)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 19:00 +0000

Is Google Analytics still useful and how accurate are its stats? How much data is missing from Google Analytics due to adblockers and privacy-friendly browsers?

A reminder of this article from last year and why you shouldn’t rely on Google Analytics to conclude what browsers your users are using.

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👨‍💻 "We don't bother testing in Firefox as hardly any of our customers still use it, according to Google Analytics" Meanwhile... 🚫 "88% of Firefox users block GA" plausible.io/blog/google-an… HT @simevidas

Peter O'Shaughnessy (@poshaughnessy)Tue, 31 Aug 2021 16:28 +0000

Pelle Wessman (@voxpelli)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 10:26 +0000

👨‍💻 "We don't bother testing in Firefox as hardly any of our customers still use it, according to Google Analytics" Meanwhile... 🚫 "88% of Firefox users block GA" plausible.io/blog/google-an… HT @simevidas

Peter O'Shaughnessy (@poshaughnessy)Tue, 31 Aug 2021 16:28 +0000

A girl's best friend

Apex Legends (@PlayApex)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 18:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1564932053921062912

@JamieTanna it’s you and me 😂

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 11:04 +0000

If Monzo existed in the early 00s: - £1.99 on a happy meal just for the toy - payment to Blockbuster for your favourite dvds - buying the Crazy Frog ringtone - cinema tickets to see X-men 2 with Orange Wednesdays - Woolworths pick 'N' mix

Monzo (@monzo)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 09:24 +0000

1: #Tokyo metro map in 2D. 2: The same map in 3D.

Taras Grescoe 🚇 (@grescoe)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 13:48 +0000

Hang on… it’s September tomorrow…. how the bloody hell has that happened?

VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 08:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/SoVeryBritish/status/1564895175226363904

Entering “actually feels pretty chilly” territory.

VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 08:38 +0000

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 05:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/sarah_edo/status/1564839366207455232

the keynote speakers' dilemma: be opening speaker - have to wake up early be closing speaker - have anxiety the entire day there is no in between

swyx 🌲 @CascadiaJS (@swyx)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 05:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1555807075707617281

it’s a sound strategy, would recommend

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 06:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1564862382400311297

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Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 06:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1564862404390944769

so much squelching, why?

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 06:27 +0000

Reported a tweet for intentionally misgendering a trans person @Twitter even has the option to pick misgendering in its reporting wizard and they came back and said “nope, nothing wrong here” Shitty platform this is

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 06:34 +0000