Likes from 5 August 2022

https://twitter.com/ohhoe/status/1555637586768666624

like way too hot

rachel (@ohhoe)Fri, 05 Aug 2022 19:33 +0000

I just had an 80 minute deep tissue massage that was good but not relaxing bc the dude was incredibly hot and talked to me the entire time

rachel (@ohhoe)Fri, 05 Aug 2022 19:31 +0000

My friend said "Fahrenheit is how people feel. Celcius is how water feels. Kelvin is how the molecules feel." and I can't stop thinking about how much sense this makes

Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 (@kennedytcooper)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 19:06 +0000

Three programmer superpowers that have nothing to do with programming, and everything to do with whether you'd be hired or not. 1. Write well. 2. Do what you say you will - on time. 3. Take ownership of the projects you work on.

Jeffrey Way (@jeffrey_way)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 17:55 +0000

I want a cat so bad 😭 whose volunteering?

Izzy💫 E(💊)-girl 🏳️‍⚧️ (@IzzyWinterz)Fri, 05 Aug 2022 13:23 +0000

Stop doing UNIX. (Is this meme format overdone enough yet?)

David Buchanan (@David3141593)Tue, 02 Mar 2021 17:33 GMT

My dad told me to "grow a pair" so i grew tits

Lexi (Lexi Arc) 🏳️‍⚧️ (@Very_Lexi)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 20:53 +0000

Every complaining Java developer should switch to NodeJS to start appreciating Java again

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Fri, 05 Aug 2022 10:55 +0000

“gender is what’s between your legs” my gender is your dad

death angel (@angel_0f_deathx)Fri, 05 Aug 2022 00:45 +0000

OMGGGG

prin (@sixinchbeys)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 22:01 +0000

howling at this particular example askamanager.org/2022/08/my-you… I'm 30 and use "boss" and "grandboss" as terms of endearment

kf (@kf)Fri, 05 Aug 2022 03:30 +0000

We discussed internally what to do with inactive repositories. We reached a decision to move unused repos to object storage. Once implemented, they will still be accessible but take a bit longer to access after a long period of inactivity.

🦊 GitLab (@gitlab)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 22:50 +0000

To celebrate GitLab making the right call on their inactive accounts policy, here are some things that really impress me about them as a company 🧵

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We discussed internally what to do with inactive repositories. We reached a decision to move unused repos to object storage. Once implemented, they will still be accessible but take a bit longer to access after a long period of inactivity.

🦊 GitLab (@gitlab)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 22:50 +0000

Simon Willison (@simonw)Fri, 05 Aug 2022 04:36 +0000

when you get so stuck in crypto reply guy mode that your brain short circuits a little

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 23:48 +0000

i am not mentally ill, i am an unreliable narrator

jesse null 🖤 (@null_jesse)Fri, 05 Aug 2022 05:03 +0000

(tiktok robot girl voice) sending the prosecution two years worth of incriminating evidence against my client

xanax in a cinnabon (ali) (@xanabon)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 20:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1554905112572723202

GOOD FOR HER

Erin Ryan (@morninggloria)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 00:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1554905112572723202

This rules

Kelly Ellis is Pro-Abortion (@justkelly_ok)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 02:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1554905112572723202

Its always so weird seeing how much hate women get for this but a guy gets respect lmao who the hell cares

Calle (@Calle9900)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 00:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/Nickidewbear/status/1554959426888650757

Jealous much? shaming other women for having consensual sex outside of a commited relationship does not make you a better woman.

ElisabethNeveuxIllustration (@ElisabethNeveux)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 12:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/DaneDeArmond/status/1554958892504911877

Okay why though? Sex rules and having a lot of it also rules.

I am God (@ThePowerToMelt)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 23:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/RealDashRiprock/status/1554908864545492992

just a heads up, you’re clearly an incel.

Mother of Metalcore 🐱🕺🏾🐱 (@screamodad)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 23:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/Nickidewbear/status/1554962973294268422

Me too. I think she could of pushed it to 300

DayDreamer (@adaydreamerxox)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 23:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/Nickidewbear/status/1554962973294268422

Why would you be disappointed? Get with the times

gemini ♊️ (@wtfisupworld)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 23:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/Nickidewbear/status/1554962973294268422

It’s baffling that you don’t understand just how creepy it is to be disappointed that a person you have never met chose to enjoy her fame by having consensual sex with other people you’ve never met

Det. Crashmore (@DavidWeiss9)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 09:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/Nickidewbear/status/1554962973294268422

Totally agree. I would’ve guessed like 400

Registered Voter (@SortaBad)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 23:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/RealDashRiprock/status/1554908864545492992

your body count is negative

hot pocket from the crypt (@FatSeanLives)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 20:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/RealDashRiprock/status/1554908864545492992

Lmao, this screams insecurity lol

greasy spoon (@cocktailrant)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 21:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/KiaraYui/status/1554989915867418624

I know you retreat to twitter to escape the pains of real life but it is very important you know; everyone in your real life is glad you do this too

tim (@montefisto1313)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 04:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/RealDashRiprock/status/1554908864545492992

Op after posting and no one has his back

Cloud Nine - (@Pocketfart)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 18:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/RealDashRiprock/status/1554908864545492992

Crap Brannigan (@SOSIGLINKS)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 13:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/KiaraYui/status/1554989915867418624

There you go caring for the poor, homeless, and environment . . . Meanwhile you care nothing for illegal cockfighting, elder abuse, and taking those labels off mattresses!

Brain Moistener (@moisterbr)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 01:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/KiaraYui/status/1554989915867418624

Wow I can’t believe you care more about judging strangers than going out and doing something for the poor

Kelly Ellis is Pro-Abortion (@justkelly_ok)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 04:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/jwsal/status/1555101116337094658

And how do you know they weren't poor, homeless or the environment?

Royal Stag Films (@RoyalStagFilms1)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 13:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/KiaraYui/status/1554989915867418624

All this time you spend on twitter. Should’ve been out helping the poor, homeless or the environment

Rafay (@RafayNawaz)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 05:03 +0000

Jennifer Coolidge: I slept with 200 people thanks to 'American Pie' MILF role trib.al/UaTa7Hq

New York Post (@nypost)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 19:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/KiaraYui/status/1554989915867418624

Why are you Twitter when you could be working a soup kitchen?

Wampa Stompa (@themillenialfa1)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 12:11 +0000

Big role: Chief Technology Officer for UK Gov! civilservicejobs.service.gov.uk/csr/jobs.cgi?j…

Prof. Tom Crick (@ProfTomCrick)Fri, 05 Aug 2022 05:39 +0000