Likes from 3 August 2022

the sad truth about having a thick juicy pixar mom dumptruck ass is that sometimes you sit down on your bed and it breaks send me a king sized platform bed frame pls

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 02:24 +0000

for the past 4 days I've been practicing orgasm control for magical purposes and it has led me to this conclusion: people who participate in no nut November are absolute maniacs and menaces to society

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 21:12 +0000

i had the idea to do this one first but it felt stupid to not do one with james and his pokemon

Kiana Mai (@kianamaiart)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 17:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/ellehardy/status/1554633881252515841

Sadly fake: snopes.com/fact-check/jac…

Julia Kite-Laidlaw (@juliakite)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 02:10 +0000

Easily the greatest paragraph in the history of the English language

elle hardy (@ellehardy)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 01:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/pjayevans/status/1554653410913406976

antediluvian zach (@young_boy20)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 17:11 +0000

(At war) You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

pj (@pjayevans)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 02:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/LiviaBellona/status/1554888223750488066

Hi, tech here. I don't know what was sent but for context, in just text, the King James Bible takes just over 4MB. For comparison, I took a photo of my leftover curry two nights ago. It is 5.5MB in size, in the original.

Just me (@skzcartoons)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 18:22 +0000

The moment Alex Jones finds out his incompetent lawyers sent Sandy Hook parents’ lawyers all his emails and texts is incredible

Wu-Tang Is For The Children (@WUTangKids)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 17:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1554665231439126530

Of course it’s opt-out 😤

John Breen (@_breeeeen_)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 03:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/_breeeeen_/status/1554665624047058945

of course! this code isn't going to steal itself! literally!

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 03:09 +0000

buried in github's settings (Settings -> Code Pilot) is this opt-out that y'all should probably click

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 03:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/RockyLhotka/status/1554703811624706050

it's stolen code

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 05:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/RReverser/status/1554923810876522498

I don't want it to exist at all lmao, it's an ethical clusterfuck

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 20:18 +0000

you ever look at your cat and be like. good thing you have a home here because ain't nobody would've adopted your ass

haley (@feederofcats)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 19:23 +0000

Folks who are like “Batgirl was shelved because it was bad” acting as if that has ever stopped WB from releasing something before, lol.

Richard Newby (@RICHARDLNEWBY)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 23:02 +0000

Did we just build the best toy ever?

ActionMovieDad (@ActionMovieKid)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 15:42 +0000

One of the best things about Matilda is that there’s a Slasher Movie chase in the middle of it.

Erick Lorinc (@ErickLorinc)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 15:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/DaneCook/status/860684717741363201

dating older guys won't make you seem cooler to your friends.

Allison (@allissunnyy)Sat, 06 May 2017 05:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/kaicomedy/status/1554509835302907904

when men explain that they were "friends" with children for years before they started dating them as if it was a legitimate explanation for a romantic connection and not the definition of gro0ming

thella (@whatthella)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 06:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/kaicomedy/status/1554509835302907904

someone just informed me that 15 is high school age, you'll have to forgive me for my ignorance since i don't hang out with kids

kai™ (@kaicomedy)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 16:52 +0000