Likes from 11 June 2022

For the first time in my life I’m feeling like my career experience wasn’t a total fuck up — but rather — a good idea.

Kris Nóva (@krisnova)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 21:37 +0000

in case anyone wonders why i don't do sex tech stuff full time, its because i'd be instantly fired, even from my own company

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have you been like "i need a vibrator that looks like something i put on my face" then realize you put dicks on your face all the time anyways and this problem was solved ok i have no idea how to sell this but lovense has a lipstick vibrator go buy it lovense.buttplug.io

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 19:35 +0000

qdot (@qDot)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 19:39 +0000

have you been like "i need a vibrator that looks like something i put on my face" then realize you put dicks on your face all the time anyways and this problem was solved ok i have no idea how to sell this but lovense has a lipstick vibrator go buy it lovense.buttplug.io

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 19:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/iamabayorr/status/1535163385108647936

And then there’s this gem 😂😂

Mnelisi 🇿🇦 (@Mnelisi)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 07:01 +0000

My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop. I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 23:52 +0000

Meanwhile, as Cameron preps for his next interview with Homelander...

THE BOYS (@TheBoysTV)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 20:01 +0000

I've given my website a new coat of paint. Or, more specifically, five new coats of paint. I couldn't decide which new theme I liked most, so I built all of them. They get a bit weird. localghost.dev

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 16:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/richburroughs/status/1535627162207723521

Maybe we shouldn’t try to make every moment in our lives about earning money.

Rich Burroughs (@richburroughs)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 14:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/PipewireP/status/1534820338885959685

My TV set is not "HDMI 1" anymore but has its manufacturer name. 🥳 Sometimes it is the small changes, which make someone happy.

AdeptVeritatis (@AdeptVeritatis)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 09:34 +0000

In case you were wondering how Pride Month is going, the @smh got in touch with Rebel Wilson to say they’d be outing her in the next few days, so when Rebel came out herself the journalists are throwing a tantrum that she robbed them of an exclusive.

Dr. Bodie A. Ashton (@manwithoutatan)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 07:13 +0000

Find someone who looks at you the way Bramley looks at pizza

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 14:06 +0000

"trump's sophisticated seven-part plan." oh sure, let's bet the future of an entire party on a historically unpopular ruling class's ability to persuade everyone that the same guy who can't maintain his focus through even seven sentences was secretly a mastermind. this is wise.

Edward Snowden (@Snowden)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 14:03 +0000

imagine going to someone’s house thinking you just gon grab a coupIe slices of watermelon for a snack nd the next min you falling down the stairs..

d🦕n (@javroar)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 17:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/clarkdotcomstar/status/1535502451968720896

Men absolutely do this. Especially those who have never had healthy loving nurturing relationships with their mom. They mommy-zone you then they take their resentment out on you. They completely take advantage of you. It’s very one-sided and frankly boring.

moriah (@sparklepony777)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 09:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/clarkdotcomstar/status/1535502451968720896

Haha nice attempt at #notallmen mansplaining but every women in the comments agrees.

Supertanskiii (@supertanskiii)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 08:58 +0000

Women may friend-zone men but men mommy-zone women and that’s worse imo

Becca Greenberg (@beccagreenberg_)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 16:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/curtisballard/status/1535547297492152320

I can't speak for all women but I think most of us want a reciprocal relationship. if we split the bills, we split the chores. if one person does more chores, the other might contribute more financially or contributes in other ways. but not a relationship where finances are 1/2

Jojomooin (@J0joInTheStars)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 10:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/beccagreenberg_/status/1535299026358194176

The worst is when they mommy zone you but still think you should have sex

Daisy Sprinkles (@daisy_sprinkles)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 23:51 +0000

this is what fear looks like in a sriracha shortage

q (@smallestpuppy)Thu, 09 Jun 2022 02:12 +0000

Just had a paper rejected; one of the reasons was "not using references from 2022". Dear reader, the paper has been in review for over 6 months

Stu Maitland (@StuMaitland)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 14:06 +0000

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw out that mask you’ve had since March 2020

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 22:45 +0000

Some big news - we’ve reached a settlement in our class action suit! I’m really proud that we got $118 million for the class, and that Google agreed to change a lot of things with the help of outside specialists. See the full press release here: lieffcabraser.com/2022/06/plaint…

Kelly Ellis is Pro-Abortion 💉💉💉 (@justkelly_ok)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 02:36 +0000

I am overjoyed to announce that the 2nd edition of my book Code: The Hidden Language of Computer Hardware and Software will be published by Pearson on August 19, 2022. As you can see, the covers of the two editions are nearly identical except that the 2nd edition uses the “dark mode” option:

when i came out as trans in senior year of HS, I sent an email to all my former & current teachers as well as the administrators to let them know of my name change & pronouns. (this was over 10 years ago). The vice principal emailed me, asking me to visit his office. (1/?)

✨ Elliott ✨ (@elliott_gr)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 20:01 +0000

“Yours was pretty good… for a documentation talk” Man have read your product’s docs??? You needed my talk

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 08:32 +0000

Sophie here passes women in the street, *assumes* they’re single mothers, *and* on benefits (gosh how awful of her??), & thinks that her child should therefore only have old clothes, & an old pushchair? Completely normal behaviour from the right wing again. 🇬🇧

Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 09:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/bec_juniper/status/1535539598583279616

Outing LGBTQ people is rude and it can potencially put those people in danger. So. You're missing the point.

Pablo 🏳️‍🌈️‍🌻 (@paulxl)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 09:24 +0000

So apparently it wasn't @RebelWilson's choice to come out... The @smh/@theage have admitted to giving her a heads up 2 days in advance that they were going to "out" her. What's worse, openly gay men at the Sydney Morning Herald were involved in this. 🤦🏼‍♀️ smh.com.au/culture/celebr…

Kate Doak (@katedoak)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 03:41 +0000

This is just pure misogyny.

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So apparently it wasn't @RebelWilson's choice to come out... The @smh/@theage have admitted to giving her a heads up 2 days in advance that they were going to "out" her. What's worse, openly gay men at the Sydney Morning Herald were involved in this. 🤦🏼‍♀️ smh.com.au/culture/celebr…

Kate Doak (@katedoak)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 03:41 +0000

Suw (@Suw)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 09:34 +0000

programming language that comes in Red and Blue editions and some constructs and APIs are exclusive to each edition

Omar Rizwan (@rsnous)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 20:45 GMT

Nicht meins, aber based

Marina Weisband (@Afelia)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 16:14 +0000

In this article, we will compare the performances of the same hello world Lambda functions written in different runtimes.