Likes from 13 May 2022

happy anniversary to this post, NEVER let a man tell u he’s too big

Lyka (@lykachu_)Fri, 13 May 2022 03:47 +0000

TFW you finally complete the task that you'd left a slack mention unread for a week to remind you of.

Dan Moore (@mooreds)Fri, 13 May 2022 21:26 +0000

I hope you have a great Friday

Federico Carrone (@federicocarrone)Fri, 13 May 2022 15:30 +0000

Since this is all over my timeline I’ll just add that I once met the guy who writes Snoop Dog’s tweets for him. twitter.com/snoopdogg/stat…

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May have 2 buy Twitter now.

Snoop Dogg (@SnoopDogg)Fri, 13 May 2022 15:58 +0000

Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton)Fri, 13 May 2022 16:31 +0000

He stands with whoever is writing the checks.

Bill Maxwell (@Bill_Maxwell_)Thu, 12 May 2022 14:37 +0000

ew. why do I have mutuals who are following this sad transphobe

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Not sure I’ll ever get over the fact that the number one accessory among lesbians my age is now top surgery and a mustache

Katie Herzog (@kittypurrzog)Fri, 13 May 2022 12:46 +0000

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Fri, 13 May 2022 19:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/kittypurrzog/status/1525095234522099713

This you?

sam (@leftiply)Fri, 13 May 2022 16:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/theomegalesbian/status/1525098293994434562

It's absolutely insane to me that lesbians, a group of people that constantly had to fight against people policing what they do with their body. Are now policing what other people do with their body. Oh the irony

ThegreatBarbossa (@ThegreatBarbos1)Fri, 13 May 2022 18:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/leftiply/status/1525153244237930498

HEY WHAT?

high king pilnok (not italian) (@Pilnok)Fri, 13 May 2022 19:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/MarcBerns1/status/1525136445194661888

How about you let people do what they want with their own bodies ya shite

trans fruitie mafioso (@GastlySundae)Fri, 13 May 2022 19:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/skjaldmaer67/status/1524432466869727232

I saw a guy get paid to shoot an entire wedding with one of these He kept shooting the bride and groom over and over, up close, far away, everything in between But it wasn’t just them, he shot everyone, no one was safe, old or young

Godot (@GodotIsW8ing4U)Thu, 12 May 2022 16:22 +0000

so this tweet is very funny but the replies? the replies are art

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ᚱᚨᚹᛖᚾ (@skjaldmaer67)Wed, 11 May 2022 16:53 +0000

steveklabnik (@steveklabnik)Fri, 13 May 2022 18:35 +0000

ᚱᚨᚹᛖᚾ (@skjaldmaer67)Wed, 11 May 2022 16:53 +0000

Fifteen years later, developers are still trying to recreate the developer experience of Heroku. Yet, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Why did Heroku fail? Was it just incompetent management? Was the idea too early? If developers demand Heroku, why haven't they (or a

Reminded of IndieNews, I set out to create a smallish WordPress plugin to enable sharing over there. Now, my (WordPress) blog already supports automatic outgoing webmentions, so this could’ve been as …

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1525049369552048129

It looks like I was right all along. You never actually intended to buy #Twitter. You were bluffing the entire time. How many Twitter shares did you sell before tweeting this announcement?

Peter Schiff (@PeterSchiff)Fri, 13 May 2022 10:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1525049369552048129

Translation: Twitter deal on hold because Elon Musk never really wanted to buy it, and is now looking for reasons to avoid the $1 billion fine.

Andrea Junker (@Strandjunker)Fri, 13 May 2022 09:57 +0000

“That’s not my job” The more senior you become, the more your job will involve filling gaps and stepping up to handle situations that aren’t anyone’s job. Your job is to make your organization successful. (whatever that means) There is no “that’s not my job” anymore.

Thiago Ghisi (@thiagoghisi)Fri, 13 May 2022 11:19 +0000

It depends on scope of organization My father would say - within the scope of your control, you should always strive to do great work. But organizational failures may be beyond what you can fix. So focus on your scope of control. And do the best you can there. Else burnout.

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https://twitter.com/thiagoghisi/status/1525073311369252865

> Your job is to make your organization successful thats how you burn out tho

v körbes (@veekorbes)Fri, 13 May 2022 14:37 +0000

Kostadis Roussos (@kostadis_tech)Fri, 13 May 2022 15:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/thiagoghisi/status/1525073311369252865

> Your job is to make your organization successful thats how you burn out tho

v körbes (@veekorbes)Fri, 13 May 2022 14:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/haroonmeer/status/1525078888350732290

To be honest I'm still holding out hope that @SwiftOnSecurity is actually operated by @taylorswift13

Andrew Bailey (@notaname)Fri, 13 May 2022 12:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/soph_weston/status/1525011941839749123

Also, *very* chuffed with my lightning pin badge that was my reward for speaking! :) Thank you @WiT_York!

Sophie Weston (@soph_weston)Fri, 13 May 2022 07:27 +0000

i’ve started reading before bed instead of scrolling twitter and not only am i sleeping really well, but i also think i’m better than everyone

Alex Murdoch (@alexgmurd)Thu, 12 May 2022 17:16 +0000

I bought Yoda a big backyard tree and some pretty good grass 🏡 it was expensive 😂

Taylor Barnett (@taylor_atx)Fri, 13 May 2022 03:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/GStandingready/status/1524880284151386112

🎬 Minorities Report📚 (@ficcionteca)Fri, 13 May 2022 05:44 +0000

“A little boy whose family escaped Rwanda in 1994 and at age two, finds refuge in Scotland, where he grows up to become Doctor Who. That’s a story to be proud. With his huge talent and heart, I know Ncuti will make an amazing Doctor. How exciting.” Peter Capaldi on Ncuti Gatwa

Safe Space Who (@SafeSpaceDrWho)Thu, 12 May 2022 16:53 +0000

The Catholic Church will not baptize a full term still born child that a mother gave birth to. Not only they won’t baptize the baby they WILL NOT allow the baby to have a funeral mass. Reasons is the baby never took a breath. Tell me how the CC believes life begins a conception.

Niticlips (@nitisac)Thu, 12 May 2022 14:10 +0000

Some people say we should leave abortion rights up to states. I say, why stop there? Why not leave it up to counties, cities, neighborhoods, or—and this would really be fun—individual people?

Nina Strohminger (@NinaStrohminger)Thu, 12 May 2022 12:39 +0000

Working at any office is like “Ok we’re transitioning to Salarya, but payroll is still in Bullfrog—did you see my Noosecock post? Submit your timecard on Fireplayce then jizz me on Smackdog . Do NOT upload to Crackerz without Yammer approval

cancela lansbury (@gossipbabies)Fri, 28 Jan 2022 20:30 GMT

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Thu, 12 May 2022 18:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1524952930306113555

My wife was absolutely insistent that I make this

EL BARTO ANTI-WORK (@ElBartoArmy)Fri, 13 May 2022 03:35 +0000

i don’t mind dating they/thems but this is ridiculous

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚🔪 (@tinywienerbabe)Wed, 11 May 2022 23:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/tinywienerbabe/status/1524526462048473089

imagine going on a date and a crowd of 40 people show up lol

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚🔪 (@tinywienerbabe)Wed, 11 May 2022 23:09 +0000

Can we all call this what it is? A global effort to gaslight people into ignoring the pandemic that has largely worked

Jordan Klein (@J_D_Klein)Thu, 12 May 2022 22:22 +0000

12yo: why isn’t school virtual? More than half the class has COVID. Me: 😡😳😭😷

Gigi Gronvall (@ggronvall)Thu, 12 May 2022 12:00 +0000

With crypto crashing, hopefully to zero, we have a potential ~0.1 Gt-CO2 per year savings in greenhouse gas emissions on the table. Cool. That’s 10,000x larger than all the world’s carbon capture technologies to date. And it could happen immediately.

Dr. Jonathan Foley (@GlobalEcoGuy)Thu, 12 May 2022 13:06 +0000

dude just walked straight into a wall while staring at my ass in these tiny shorts I’m screeeeeeaming

marina 🕊🪷 (@marinaxdove)Wed, 11 May 2022 18:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/frankieboyle/status/1524871402771341318

If you set fire to it it will heat your house for 48 hours

Tom Holmes (@xthxxx)Thu, 12 May 2022 21:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/Compradorable/status/1524798870982631425

I'm sorry this is criminal

Phil Ochs stan account %Femalename (@Smutteh)Thu, 12 May 2022 18:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/McVagrant1000/status/1524697057600045056

It's not a market; it's a scam. It always was a scam; it will always be a scam.

(((Charlie Mas))) (@charlie_mas)Thu, 12 May 2022 12:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1524611226935955457

Really wonder how Matt Damon, Lebron, Spike Lee, Larry David, etc feel or will feel when this is all over. This ain't like selling someone a product. They straight up convinced naive fans of theirs who admire and trust them to be bag holders. How does that not weigh on your soul?

Jimmy the Snitch (@Bastard0fY)Thu, 12 May 2022 04:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/Rheana_Nell/status/1524840721009717249

I’m not autistic but I respond to compliments with really weird things like: ‘nice top’ ‘thanks, I’ve got loads of pasta sauce on it’ ‘Your hair looks nice’ ‘thanks, my hairdresser found a grey when she did it’ I hear myself and I’m just like STOP

Christina Taylor (@barnaclebear)Thu, 12 May 2022 20:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/AutisticCallum_/status/1524837879947612180

I give the honest answer, if they didn’t want one then they shouldn’t have asked.

Xandra Anderson ✨ Read My Blog (@alexandapen)Thu, 12 May 2022 20:04 +0000

The autistic urge to respond to “how are you?” with an honest answer.

Callum Stephen (He/Him) (@AutisticCallum_)Thu, 12 May 2022 19:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/AutisticCallum_/status/1524837879947612180

Is this just an autistic thing? Bc I have this so hard, where every time someone “asks” me this, it makes me pause to think really hard, then I remember I’m just supposed to say good, and move on. But I’m not autistic as far as I know…🤔

Niki L. (@Rheana_Nell)Thu, 12 May 2022 19:55 +0000