Likes from 20 October 2021

https://twitter.com/1uigi/status/1450565341826912256

"Are scrum masters indoctrinating our kids?! Tune in every night this week at 6 pm for a stand up to learn more!"

it's pronounced aksfjh 👖 (@aksfjh)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 20:42 +0000

Notch? No problem.

Marc Edwards (@marcedwards)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 12:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1450897976226816001

Yes I’ve received a lot of feedback to that effect. Which is interesting as it sort of does what I was suggesting (provide feedback to well intentioned people who don’t know any better) while simultaneously disagreeing with me. 🙃 I have learned from this and do appreciate it.

Pete (@YourFriendPete)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 20:54 +0000

🆘 (@SwiftOnSecurity)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 20:57 +0000

oh my god this is so well made

lil nass x (@sheevpaIps)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 15:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/katienotopoulos/status/1450835012824313862

Omg...this is the choice in the lead... 😬

Onesecondname (@Onesecondname)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 15:00 +0000

He’s 100% correct. The juices that fall through the cracks when you grill a burger are the tears of your guests anticipating a dry burger. @JesseKellyDC twitter.com/jessekellydc/s…

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Burgers are to be made on a flat top so they can cook their own fat. The grill has its place. It’s not for burgers. twitter.com/jeremyjrane/st…

Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 13:07 +0000

Chef Andrew Gruel (@ChefGruel)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 14:19 +0000

Company: “We have a diverse and inclusive workplace.” Company’s org chart ⬇️ Upper management: 👨🏼👨🏼 👨🏻👨🏼‍🦱👱🏼‍♂️ 👱🏼‍♂️🧑🏻🧑🏻‍🦱👩🏻‍🦳 Middle Management: 👨🏾👨🏼‍🦱👱🏻‍♀️👩🏼🧑🏻 Entry level: 👩🏽‍🦱👨🏿🧕🏼🧑🏻‍🦱👳🏽👱🏻‍♀️👩🏼‍🦰

Boss Women Collective (@bosswomenco)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 23:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/izs/status/1450828572923367430

"But if everyone is getting their rent food and medical paid by government handouts, we won't be able to afford to force them to do these horrible jobs! Businesses will fail! 😭"

isaacs (@izs)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 14:19 +0000

SOOOO MUCH NOPE Dear infosec bros: if you can’t make a joke without inappropriately sexualising the topic, then please refrain from making jokes, you suck at it.

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Because BeerCon, the Beer Farmers' conference, popped up in my timeline, I thought it worth noting that they sent "The Beer Farmers popped my cherry" stickers to first time speakers and then defended it on Twitter as humour.

Martijn Grooten (@martijn_grooten)Sun, 15 Aug 2021 10:14 +0000

Miss IG Geek (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈 (@MissIG_Geek)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 12:59 +0000

The new £100 contactless card payment limit begins to roll out nationally this Friday, 15th October. In line with this, we're launching a new feature going live this Friday that lets you set your own limit (between £0 - £100) for contactless payments. Here's how to do it 👇

Starling Bank (@StarlingBank)Wed, 13 Oct 2021 12:31 +0000

OK, this is going to sound like one of those awful Chat Magazine Top Tips… My home office has laminate flooring & it is cold. I've taken a toilet mat & put it under my desk! Now my feet stay warm and my chair doesn't get caught on the carpet. What's your top home-office hack?

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 11 Nov 2019 17:52 GMT

A massive object devastated Uranus a long time ago and it never fully recovered bgr.co/dfKTY7f

BGR.com (@BGR)Tue, 03 Jul 2018 12:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/BGR/status/1014129625843294210

Hey BGR dot com, I want you to find the contributor who wrote this article and give me their name, so I can personally ask them how long they waited for a chance to make a joke like this and how good it felt to be given that chance.

ABNORMALLY SPOOKY VƎX (@vexwerewolf)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 23:15 +0000

Yeah sex is great but have you ever been handed the chance to make the perfect headline and wholeheartedly taken it

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A massive object devastated Uranus a long time ago and it never fully recovered bgr.co/dfKTY7f

BGR.com (@BGR)Tue, 03 Jul 2018 12:51 +0000

ABNORMALLY SPOOKY VƎX (@vexwerewolf)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 23:16 +0000

Ever since I’ve seen this when it came out, at least once a day, my brain goes “Logistics” and I despair at the state of the world.

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The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership

Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy)Tue, 08 Dec 2020 05:19 GMT

Jan Lehnardt (@janl)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 18:56 +0000

I recently passed on a job offer after 4 rounds of interviews. This company only seemed interested in grilling me on my coding ability (all 4 interviews were technical, live coding sessions) and never asked about the hundred other things I do as part of my life as a dev.

Caitlyn (@thecaitcode)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 18:48 +0000