Likes from 9 March 2021

Behind every Piers Morgan, Katie Hopkins, Nick Ferrari and Andrew Neil are entire teams of producers, camera operators, social media managers, publicists, and everything in between

pez 🇬🇭 (@periuspb)Tue, 09 Mar 2021 10:36 GMT

gradually moving the blanket with the sun so he always has a warm & comfy spot to lay

mo ☆ (@drphiIth)Tue, 09 Mar 2021 17:48 GMT

Service reliability math that every engineer should know Uptime Downtime (Yearly) 99.00000% 3d 15h 39m 99.90000% 8h 45m 56s 99.99000% 52m 35s 99.99900% 5m 15s 99.99990% 31s 99.99999% 3s

Matt Rickard (@mattrickard)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 17:53 GMT

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Internet Hall of Fame 🏆 (@InternetHOF_)Sun, 07 Mar 2021 19:03 GMT

I just read a review about myself which mocked me for going to @OpenUniversity and I would like to take this opportunity to say that the reason I am here today with my book deals, TV work, a PhD from @unibirmingham and a successful company is because OU made that possible for me.

Dr. Jessica Taylor (@DrJessTaylor)Tue, 09 Mar 2021 13:51 GMT

I've started answering all unknown callers with "Good morning, Sandford Police Force." Very few of them continue to try and flog me dodgy timeshares :-)

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Incoming telephone calls are almost pointless. Abandoned the landline because 9 out of 10 calls were spam, now similar on the mobile.

Jez Nicholson (@jnicho02)Tue, 09 Mar 2021 09:12 GMT

Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 09 Mar 2021 09:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/iDecypherr/status/1369011732203573248

my fault i remember now

wish 💫 (@wishin__)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 19:47 GMT

woman: you always talk over me and- man: that never happens

cal? (@cal_gif)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 21:58 GMT

I did it all for Jimmy's laugh.

Bec Hill (@bechillcomedian)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 15:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1369057756779601922

Found on twitter 🤷🏾‍♀️

Part of the Rebel Alliance and a Traitor (@HerRoyalDykness)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 22:52 GMT

A lot of men have tried to tell me "women belong in the kitchen" is a joke, but not one has been able to answer me when I ask them what the punchline is, or why it's funny. Weird. It's almost like "joke" just means "shitty thing to say that I'm going to defend anyway"

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 23:42 GMT

I fucking despair. #IWD2021

Holly '8 Cats' Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 17:18 GMT

reading my morning paper

josh denson (@notjoshdenson)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 16:04 GMT

Last chemo cycle today! 🎉 #ChemoAllTheCoolKidsAreDoingIt

Nik Knight 💙 (@kninki)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 10:17 GMT

Happy 1 year anniversary of sheltering in place! ...many, many, many frozen dino nuggets (with BBQ sauce) and ZERO haircuts later.

jennz0r (@mybluewristband)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 21:04 GMT

Just got a calendar notification for my 14-week pregnancy appointment...I miscarried 4 weeks ago. This is why we don't need AI's to stitch photos together and autoplay "memories" for us. Not all reminders are good reminders. Technology can be great but it can also be harmful.

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Tue, 09 Mar 2021 07:08 GMT