Likes from 2 August 2020

50 years ago a child went up to mark zuckerberg and told him he wanted to be just like him one day. mark was so inspired he gave him $20 and told him to buy bitcoin. that child is bill gates.

Bo Lau (@bolau_)Sun, 02 Aug 2020 01:48 +0000

I always find it so strange to get business requests from gmail accounts. Buy a domain. Use your own custom email address.

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Sun, 02 Aug 2020 19:33 +0000

I'm in a bracket of "students who were too poor to pay for their education but now have a good job" - the bracket most punished by the government's student loans. I've been repaying for 3 years (hundreds of £ per month) and the balance hasn't gone down at all. It's messed up.

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Sun, 02 Aug 2020 20:48 +0000

Don’t work with friends.

Lewis King (@lewisking)Sat, 01 Aug 2020 15:38 +0000

The number of times I've gone "ooh, someone's sent a slack message!" and then realised I just pushed a change to my blog and it's the automatic notification 🤦‍♂️

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Sun, 02 Aug 2020 16:22 +0000

I’m so sorry twitter.com/zoetomalin/sta…

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Make 👏 it 👏 socially 👏 acceptable 👏 to 👏 wear 👏 a 👏 plague 👏 doctor 👏 mask 👏 on 👏 the 👏 tube 👏

Zoë Tomalin (@ZoeTomalin)Mon, 05 Nov 2018 10:50 GMT

Zoë Tomalin (@ZoeTomalin)Sun, 02 Aug 2020 09:22 +0000

The Year 2020 as told by Arrested Development

1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS)Sat, 01 Aug 2020 16:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/50FirstTates/status/1286715314047197184

update: i pet my cat. he bit me and meowed until i attempted to pet him again. then he wouldn’t let me

tatum (@50FirstTates)Fri, 24 Jul 2020 23:37 +0000

me: [just standing there] my cat: i will circle u rubbing my entire body on ur legs me: [reaches to pet cat] my cat: ʳ ᵘ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵏᶦᵈᵈᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵉ ᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵃᶦᵈ ᵘ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰ ᵐᵉ

tatum (@50FirstTates)Fri, 24 Jul 2020 15:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/50FirstTates/status/1286686633052512256

me: [finally able to pet cat] my cat: [immediately licks clean the spot i just touched]

tatum (@50FirstTates)Fri, 24 Jul 2020 16:03 +0000

Baran Ozmen (@brnzmn)Sat, 01 Aug 2020 17:44 +0000

I'd like to propose a new term that's like, the opposite of 'cleans up well' and I'm calling it 'grimes up good'. the epitome of this concept is Henry Cavill, who has all the sexuality of a lawful good water biscuit in a suit but could turn a nation if you grease him up a lil

Aos Sí (@MaxEMcMorrow)Sat, 01 Aug 2020 10:09 +0000

What is the sickest burn in the history of cinema Keeping in mind that it’s this

Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith)Sat, 01 Aug 2020 16:54 +0000

Yesterday, for the first time in a while, I didn’t even turn my computer on. Please be proud of me 😅

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 02 Aug 2020 09:00 +0000