Likes from 6 June 2020

Behold, one of the biggest assholes ever to post in 'Am I The Asshole?' reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshol…

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 18:28 +0000

A stud came up to me and was like "you're cute, can I grab your ass?" and consent is sexy so I was like "sure!" so she did and two white cops drove by and looked SO HORRIFIED 🤣🤣🤣

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 04:16 +0000

If reality was a fictional show, we'd be rolling our eyes at writers who couldn't wrap up a single story line before kicking off the next.

DHH (@dhh)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 23:37 +0000

This is like that time I realized blankets didn’t really make us warm, they just trapped our own body heat, and I thought I was a genius and wondered if anyone had ever thought of it before. I was like ten

Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 07:12 +0000

White people have been treated like Black people by the police for a WEEK and suddenly every state is pondering defunding cops. This is what it takes every damn time.

5'7" Black Male (@absurdistwords)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 13:27 +0000

GOOD NEWS: Bike Tyson, the scumbag who assaulted a little girl in Bethesda, MD has been arrested. His name is Anthony Brennan III. There are no little girls for him to bully in jail.

BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 02:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/absurdistwords/status/1268906558404116485

White parents are suddenly concerned about THEIR children being victims of police brutality. Suddenly white kids are targets of police violence and white mothers have to hyperventilate about THEIR kids avoiding police interactions on the way home. Now it matters.

5'7" Black Male (@absurdistwords)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 14:08 +0000

📣📣 Announcing censr: a simple camera app for protecting your identity! available for iPhone XR and up distributing to protestors and press through TestFlight. Send me a DM for the link!

Sam Loeschen (@polygone_)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 18:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/justinboldaji/status/1269023563253551104

Terrorist now, apparently. (@RandyDethrow)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 01:15 +0000

i am having a bloody mary

paige (@BonerWizard)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 01:23 +0000

We can’t Matt because we’re gay xx twitter.com/matthancock/st…

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Matt Hancock (@MattHancock)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 17:37 +0000

Jack Allford (@JackAllford)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 18:22 +0000

Did someone send us doughnuts/ did I insomnia order them or did we accidentally steal them from a neighbour? Help pls! (They smell amaaaaazing!)

Tash Norris (@TashJNorris)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 12:24 +0000

Donald Glover but as you keep scrolling his smile gets bigger: A Thread

harmony ✨ BLM (@D0NALDGL0VERR)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 11:50 +0000

The greatest opening to a textbook I have ever seen...

Sebastian David Lees (@sebs_tweets)Thu, 04 Jun 2020 12:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/the1janitor/status/1268752845056155650

This is amazing if it turned out to be true.

Snowball Darumaka ☃️ (@4sweettjrose)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 03:54 +0000

out of context parks & rec (@nocontextpawnee)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 22:23 +0000