Likes from 5 May 2020

When she was nine years old, Loba Andrade witnessed her parents’ murders at the hands of the simulacrum Revenant. Now, her parents’ seemingly immortal killer has re-emerged, and she’s looking for a way to take the one thing that’s always been out of her reach: revenge.

Apex Legends (@PlayApex)Tue, 05 May 2020 17:04 +0000

You haven't responded to my last 8 emails, but just checking in again to see if you're interested in my services? I don't really know how to catch a hint so I'm going to continue to pop into your inbox.

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Tue, 05 May 2020 18:06 +0000

it's just so draining that the plan is 2-3k deaths indefinitely where other high-income countries have kicked this. not the worst case scenario, the *plan*

Christopher Hooks (@cd_hooks)Mon, 04 May 2020 23:32 +0000

Katsu Dinosaurs.

Disgruntled Ferret (@PeevedFerret)Tue, 05 May 2020 17:17 +0000

The best thing about Twitter is you can ask people to show you their pets and they do. Then if you tell them to give the pets treats or pet them, they often comply and send photos of their compliance. This is the power I have always craved.

Jessica Rose (@jesslynnrose)Tue, 05 May 2020 20:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1257681682230120451

Also he said he understands it with a dog or cat, but outright said he thought I was mad for paying for the chemotherapy that saved Maud (cat)'s life. Babies don't appeal to me but I don't go round saying "why are you so worried, it's just a kid" because, you know, empathy?

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Tue, 05 May 2020 14:44 +0000

please rethink this john

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WWE's John Cena surprises Make-A-Wish 7-year-old with cancer trib.al/SxX9dAm

New York Post (@nypost)Mon, 04 May 2020 21:59 +0000

Emma Berquist (@eeberquist)Tue, 05 May 2020 00:42 +0000

How differently would men see themselves if as boys they grew up with movies featuring them like this. 🤔 [via @reddit]

𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕙 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤 🧼 (@ziyatong)Mon, 04 May 2020 23:05 +0000

Next week we're super excited to welcome @annashipman and her talk - After the launch: the difficult teenage years 🎉✨ Join us for the ONLINE experience of #TechNott this Monday at 6.30pm 👉 nott.tech/tn-may

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Tue, 05 May 2020 07:20 +0000

GOV.​UK Notify has just sent its 1 billionth message... 🥳💥 Our little team has come a hell of a long way in less than 4 years. From a fledgling startup inside government, scrapping for funding - to a thriving business, critical to the entire public sector. An amazing team 🙌🏼

Pete Herlihy (@yahoo_pete)Tue, 05 May 2020 16:01 +0000

"May the Fourth" is really exciting this year because it's the first time I've known what day it is in the last two months.

Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome)Tue, 05 May 2020 00:37 +0000

out of context brooklyn nine nine🏳️‍🌈 (@nocontxt99)Tue, 05 May 2020 18:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/ChrissieGrech/status/1257652042467811332

Lay off our government ! Can’t you see they’re working night and day, straining every sinew, pulling out all the stops to prevent nurses reporting what’s really happening.

Stop The Cull (@SydBolton11)Tue, 05 May 2020 13:05 +0000

I will respectfully challenge the Government - I want our country to succeed. However, I will not 'watch my tone' when dozens of NHS and care staff are dying unnecessarily. A clip of my Q to the Health Sec today.

Dr Rosena Allin-Khan (@DrRosena)Tue, 05 May 2020 12:13 +0000

最近流行のトリ作ってみた笑 #PartyParrot

おみょ (@omyopoja)Sat, 02 May 2020 09:47 +0000

That's it. It's done. I guess I'm officially a computer scientist now?👩‍💻 🎉 #WomenInTech #WomenInSTEM #ComputerScience (I'm aware the text is backwards🤦‍♀️)

Elle Townsend✨ (@_elletownsend)Tue, 05 May 2020 17:27 +0000

PSA: This Friday is a Bank Holiday in the UK This Public Service Announcement has been funded by The Society of I Had No Idea Until 5mins Ago

Stevie Buckley (@StevieBuckley)Tue, 05 May 2020 16:52 +0000

looking back on it, it's even funnier how those celebrities decided it was time to sing us that "Imagine" montage after being stuck inside for like 36 hours

Django Gold (@django)Tue, 05 May 2020 01:51 +0000

Arrays are nicer API than objects because you don’t need to hold Shift

Dan Abramov (@dan_abramov)Tue, 05 May 2020 02:43 +0000

i'm happy to announce our problems are over

whitequark (@whitequark)Tue, 05 May 2020 04:22 +0000

I can’t believe I sold all of my belongings and left my dream house in Los Angeles to travel Europe in 2020 and now for six months I’ll be stuck in Blackpool, England

Stevie 🔮 (@stevieboebi)Mon, 04 May 2020 21:48 +0000

C++ is an interpreted language. Every compiler interprets the standard differently.

Wako 👁️ (@wakomeup)Mon, 04 May 2020 13:22 +0000

this is peak humour i will not hear any different.

✮ holly (@hdebeaufort)Mon, 04 May 2020 14:28 +0000

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Tabs vs spaces? Let me tell you about Fibonacci indentation ! Great way to reduce the number of nested loops 😄

Julien Dubois (@juliendubois)Tue, 05 May 2020 08:04 +0000

i know i posted him only .5 seconds ago but i am honest to god losing it at this cat im posting him again

pinar (@pienar)Mon, 04 May 2020 19:24 +0000

Hell hath no fury like a white person mildly inconvenienced

Rhea Butcher (@RheaButcher)Mon, 04 May 2020 15:24 +0000

Before I install the Govt tracking app, they must publish: - source code - data and hosting details - security policy - reporting tools and allow Parliamentary and independent auditors ongoing oversight of data usage Sorry to be difficult but Johnson govt is not to be trusted

Richard Scott 🇬🇧🇪🇺🗳🔸 (@RichardAScott)Sun, 03 May 2020 21:11 +0000

Imagine being married to a man, and you have a baby girl and then he exclaims to the world ‘wow! Now i know how to finally treat women’ with you, his wife, in close proximity.

Rebel Scum (@awkward_duck)Mon, 04 May 2020 19:25 +0000

may divorce be with you

Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff)Mon, 04 May 2020 14:36 +0000