Likes from 25 April 2020

when I bought a new carpet, my dog became a shark.

Life & Nature (@NatureSuperb)Fri, 24 Apr 2020 18:12 +0000

please don't consume bleach it's like 400 episodes long at this point and there are so many other shonen anime worth your time

BernieBromo (@kamilumin)Fri, 24 Apr 2020 22:01 +0000

This is how camera lenses change the shape of your face

Engineering (@engineeringvids)Sat, 25 Apr 2020 15:52 +0000

the hotdog are finally returning to the pastures. the earth is healing. we are the virus

linc (@lincnotfound)Fri, 24 Apr 2020 23:00 +0000

Possibly the weakest "team up" of all time

Richard Cook (@cookywook)Sat, 25 Apr 2020 09:59 +0000

Earlier today we got our first takeaway of the lockdown era! Filthy vegan kebab was awesome, and check out this chonk of a cookie 😮

Carol 🌴living the island life ✨ (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 25 Apr 2020 17:58 +0000

All my anxiety dreams since the lockdown have taken place in public places with other people around. Nice try brain, but you're playing right into my hands 😎

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sat, 25 Apr 2020 15:52 +0000

Just tried to tab-complete my password.

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 25 Apr 2020 11:50 +0000

has anyone considered that the blockchain could beat this pandemic why are you all laughing

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Sat, 25 Apr 2020 08:56 +0000

Pancake time 🥞💛

Carol 🌴living the island life ✨ (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 25 Apr 2020 09:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/csswizardry/status/1253961027588444161

I think the pandemic is a crystallising moment for many people with borderline OCD & paranoia. It does feel a bit like the world is coming to an end + germophobes have their fears proven true. Combine that with conspiracy theories online... razor wire and sirens.

Simon Hearne (@simonhearne)Sat, 25 Apr 2020 08:56 +0000

omg... Google's chief biz officer, on a Google Meet call with 1000s of staff, was asked why Zoom is dominating video chat. as he's answering, his kid walks in & asks if he's using Zoom 🤣 nytimes.com/2020/04/24/tec…

Jesse Lehrich (@JesseLehrich)Fri, 24 Apr 2020 23:14 +0000

I just saw a TikTok that called the stock market “a graph of rich people feelings” and that’s the most accurate thing I’ve ever read on my whole damn life

lucy @ E C L I P S E (@lyrratic)Fri, 24 Apr 2020 19:30 +0000

Hot off the press

Katie Wiskar (@katiewiskar)Fri, 24 Apr 2020 17:46 +0000

fly me to the moon let me kick its fucking ass let me show it what i learned in my moon jujitsu class

fuck the moon (@fthemoonreturns)Thu, 23 Apr 2020 16:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/michaeldyrynda/status/1253516294571175938

But it just makes cents.

Dan Beeston (@DNABeast)Fri, 24 Apr 2020 05:02 +0000

⚠️ Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever store currency as a float in your database

Michael Dyrynda (@michaeldyrynda)Fri, 24 Apr 2020 02:49 +0000

Someone said a group of Karens is called a privilege and I have not stopped laughing 😂

TJ Benton (@terryjbenton)Thu, 23 Apr 2020 12:59 +0000

My hospital bill went from $4,000 to $950 all because I asked them for a receipt and list of everything I was being charged for SMFH they lowered my bill by 76% Our health care system is a SCAM.

Yolanda (@icutyolawnduhh)Fri, 24 Apr 2020 19:09 +0000