Likes from 15 February 2020

https://twitter.com/swilliams/status/1228375052049010688

GraphQL be like

Jake Dohm (@JakeDohm)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 15:44 GMT

I’m not saying who, but someone in this photo ate a weed gummy and scared the bejeesus out of her moms and had to go to the emergency room on Valentine’s Day.

Carmen Maria Machado (@carmenmmachado)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 18:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/swilliams/status/1228375052049010688

Dear CLI developers, Please please please please do not use stdout to output your errors but stderr.

Tejas Kumar (@TejasKumar_)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 21:14 GMT

“Should a woman get to use a product as designed without a man punching said object?” is a WILD debate to be having

Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 02:21 GMT

They are no longer babies, they want power.

Pokémon (@Pokemon)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 18:59 GMT

Nothing in life prepares you to navigate the AWS console. Nothing.

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 19:09 GMT

Nothing in life prepares you to navigate the AWS console. Nothing.

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 19:09 GMT

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you like tacking the suffix -tard onto words to make them an insult, then STOP FUCKING DOING THAT. We all know it is a takeoff on 'retard' and that word is so offensive I can't even begin to tell you.

David G. Simmons 🥑 🏠 for a short bit (@davidgsIoT)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 21:37 GMT

Two factor authentication but for texting your ex

Hamza (@oihamza)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 22:55 GMT

For anyone hesitant about posting their salary or wanted to post and delete later, beware that this exists 😬

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Developer Salaries: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

Muhammad Mustadi | trf.money (@mathdroid)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 02:41 GMT

Carolyn (@carolstran)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 15:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/SBinLondon/status/1228697744795226113

Thanks for this, as it happens I was running out of content for my nightmares 👌

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 15:43 GMT

When CI keeps failing to provision

danielle (@endocrimes)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 15:27 GMT

Cats are weird but awesome.

Craig Burgess (@craigburgess)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 15:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/tobie/status/1228702420009652231

You say no - explain why - and give them a list of women who are good speakers on the subject.

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 15:31 GMT

Guys. I’m on a Star Wars trip with hubby and I’m wearing a Trekkie t-shirt because Lols but Warwick Davis is here and so are mega fans and now I am CONCERNED.

Tash Norris (@TashJNorris)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 08:30 GMT

Why did the skeleton go to the party solo? He had no body to go with

Maybe: Gaia Pope®️ (@ImaBihh)Wed, 12 Feb 2020 16:24 GMT

Possibly the greatest TShirt of all time... (obvs excluding our own Rebel ones ✊✊✊) Talks from both @t_bartoszewski and @CliffordAgius we're absolutely fascinating! Thank you for sharing your genius! Thanks for having us as always @nottsiot @PJGCreations ♥️

Rebel Recruiters (@RebelRecruiters)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 16:30 GMT

i’m: ⚪️ single ⚪️ taken 🔘 going to buy all of the 75% off chocolates tomorrow because I’m a slut for fiscal responsibility

1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 16:21 GMT

Out of Context Pokemon (@OoCPokemon)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 21:53 GMT

One time I met a small autistic child at the vet and told him I'm autistic too. Then he asked if he could pet the kitten I had with me, and I said yes. When he was done petting her, his mom told him to say thanks, and he thanked the kitten.

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WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 19:57 GMT

Rabbit Cohen (@BathysphereHat)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 21:53 GMT

Maybe I’m too cynical but #KnowYourWorth just reads like a bunch of people with eye-watering US pay packets bragging about how much they earn under some veneer of doing social good.

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 10:00 GMT

the #KnowYourWorth thread is just making me grumpy now, it seems less about empowering & more about ppl in SF showing off their ridiculous salaries & then men telling u r underpaid. when i still lived in the US, i worked as a SENIOR analytical chemist & never made more than $50k

steph (@stephaniecodes)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 10:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/manylittlewords/status/1228265280423546881

A ‘cheeky nandos’ is sadly still a thing

Gemma Amor (@manylittlewords)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 10:30 GMT

nuggets and wine is the dinner of champignons

Euan Finlay (@efinlay24)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 22:42 GMT

Successfully Infiltrated @CovHack

HackSoc Nottingham (@hacksocnotts)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 11:02 GMT

I’m so fuckin pissed right now. Fuck you. Yeah, I don’t get paid a fucking shit load like you do. But at least people working in other industries aren’t living in shanty towns. Or have to work 3 jobs to put food on the table. Or go into debt when they get the flu. twitter.com/zacsweers/stat…

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https://twitter.com/ZacSweers/status/1228205731691651074

Europe is utterly broken in this sense. I know amazing engineers in Amsterdam making <€40k/ year with no equity and ones in London making <£60k/year.

Zac Sweers (@ZacSweers)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 06:34 GMT

mimolette (@jessalyn)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 09:10 GMT

Netflix: Are you still watching? Me: Yes Netflix: Ok tell me one thing that happened in the last episode Me: What? Netflix: The guy with the mustache, what’s his name? Me: Why are you being like this? Netflix: *sadly* You’re always on that damn phone

the drake gatsby ❤️ (@DrakeGatsby)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 14:15 GMT

When I told my in-laws I was an organ donor, my mother-in-law instantly replied with "BAGSIE EMMA'S EYES"

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NHS Organ Donation💗 (@NHSOrganDonor)Wed, 29 Jan 2020 17:02 GMT

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 20:11 GMT

damn all these salary threads happening on valentines day so u can feel bad about both ur love life and compensation status at the same time.. take care of yourselves ppl

isha (@ikasliwal)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 00:57 GMT

We dropped our cloud costs by 61% in 2 hours by the novel strategy of looking at the bill and turning off things we weren't using

Paul Biggar (@paulbiggar)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 18:27 GMT

“You” is legitimately the most terrifying TV I’ve watched in a very long time

Denise Yu (@deniseyu21)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 19:00 GMT

Date ideas for Valentine's Day: - Get dinner - See a movie - Resurface after 5 years with a large fortune and a new identity to win the heart of the girl you love - Throw a party that symbolizes the moral corruption and superficiality of the rich - Die in a pool

SparkNotes (@SparkNotes)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 18:25 GMT