i’m: ⚪️ single ⚪️ taken 🔘 going to buy all of the 75% off chocolates tomorrow because I’m a slut for fiscal responsibility

1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 16:21 GMT

Out of Context Pokemon (@OoCPokemon)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 21:53 GMT

Maybe I’m too cynical but #KnowYourWorth just reads like a bunch of people with eye-watering US pay packets bragging about how much they earn under some veneer of doing social good.

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 10:00 GMT

One time I met a small autistic child at the vet and told him I'm autistic too. Then he asked if he could pet the kitten I had with me, and I said yes. When he was done petting her, his mom told him to say thanks, and he thanked the kitten.

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WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 19:57 GMT

Rabbit Cohen (@BathysphereHat)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 21:53 GMT

the #KnowYourWorth thread is just making me grumpy now, it seems less about empowering & more about ppl in SF showing off their ridiculous salaries & then men telling u r underpaid. when i still lived in the US, i worked as a SENIOR analytical chemist & never made more than $50k

steph (@stephaniecodes)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 10:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/manylittlewords/status/1228265280423546881

A ‘cheeky nandos’ is sadly still a thing

Gemma Amor (@manylittlewords)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 10:30 GMT

nuggets and wine is the dinner of champignons

Euan Finlay (@efinlay24)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 22:42 GMT

I’m so fuckin pissed right now. Fuck you. Yeah, I don’t get paid a fucking shit load like you do. But at least people working in other industries aren’t living in shanty towns. Or have to work 3 jobs to put food on the table. Or go into debt when they get the flu. twitter.com/zacsweers/stat…

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https://twitter.com/ZacSweers/status/1228205731691651074

Europe is utterly broken in this sense. I know amazing engineers in Amsterdam making <€40k/ year with no equity and ones in London making <£60k/year.

Zac Sweers (@ZacSweers)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 06:34 GMT

mimolette (@jessalyn)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 09:10 GMT

Successfully Infiltrated @CovHack

HackSoc Nottingham (@hacksocnotts)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 11:02 GMT

Netflix: Are you still watching? Me: Yes Netflix: Ok tell me one thing that happened in the last episode Me: What? Netflix: The guy with the mustache, what’s his name? Me: Why are you being like this? Netflix: *sadly* You’re always on that damn phone

the drake gatsby ❤️ (@DrakeGatsby)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 14:15 GMT

When I told my in-laws I was an organ donor, my mother-in-law instantly replied with "BAGSIE EMMA'S EYES"

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NHS Organ Donation💗 (@NHSOrganDonor)Wed, 29 Jan 2020 17:02 GMT

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 20:11 GMT

damn all these salary threads happening on valentines day so u can feel bad about both ur love life and compensation status at the same time.. take care of yourselves ppl

isha (@ikasliwal)Sat, 15 Feb 2020 00:57 GMT

We dropped our cloud costs by 61% in 2 hours by the novel strategy of looking at the bill and turning off things we weren't using

Paul Biggar (@paulbiggar)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 18:27 GMT

“You” is legitimately the most terrifying TV I’ve watched in a very long time

Denise Yu (@deniseyu21)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 19:00 GMT

Date ideas for Valentine's Day: - Get dinner - See a movie - Resurface after 5 years with a large fortune and a new identity to win the heart of the girl you love - Throw a party that symbolizes the moral corruption and superficiality of the rich - Die in a pool

SparkNotes (@SparkNotes)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 18:25 GMT

Ben & Rey want you to have a good Valentine’s Day! 💕✨(feel free to give these to your dyad m8) #StarWars #Reylo #BenSolo #Rey #ReyloLove #ReyloValentines

💫 JENN! 💫 (@TheKeyThief)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 20:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/Steve_Fish/status/1228072440699539459

tell me about it

Steve Hamburger and Fries (@IrregularMatt)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 03:40 GMT

The waiter in Nando's just skipped our name on the waiting list for a table because she thought it was a joke

Steven Chicken (@StevenChicken)Thu, 13 Feb 2020 18:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1228266991867355142

Thom and I haven’t either 😅 And we always forget our “anniversary”. I guess I’m less about the milestones and more about the every day 💛

Carol 🤸‍♀️ (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 10:39 GMT

RT @kefimochi Unisex clothes are measured specifically for men. Stop lying it's "unisex" pls ok bye

Anna ✨🙅‍♀️✨ (@anna_hax)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 16:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1228242022718484480

Anna ✨🙅‍♀️✨ (@anna_hax)Fri, 14 Feb 2020 09:03 GMT

the fact that there is so much controversy over this explains a lot about today’s world. ... and terrifies me. (it’s always annoying when someone reclines, but she’s in the right. THE. SEAT. RECLINES. he would probably never do this to another man. )

twitter.com/marinamarraco/…

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This video has the internet legitimately divided . Dude is in the last seat on the plane. Seat doesn’t recline. Hers does. And she reclines. He’s upset, and is punching her seat incessantly— so she records. Who is right?! Who is wrong?! See you at 7p on #FOX5LION @fox5dc

Marina Marraco (@MarinaMarraco)Wed, 12 Feb 2020 21:43 GMT

Monica Lewinsky (@MonicaLewinsky)Thu, 13 Feb 2020 14:11 GMT

Tonights talk @PHPMinds on Security Incidents by @cfing99 was really interesting and thought provoking 💻🔐 What should you do when you get an incident report? First, check it's from a valid source! Don't get caught out 🎣 #phpMinds

Anna ✨🙅‍♀️✨ (@anna_hax)Thu, 13 Feb 2020 21:46 GMT

Honestly I wasn't prepared for this. Go and check out Aldi UK's insta right now.

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I say it all the time but Aldi’s Instagram page is a work of art

tasha msanide (@tashamsa)Wed, 12 Feb 2020 23:26 GMT

Lex Lofthouse ✨ (@Loftio)Thu, 13 Feb 2020 12:06 GMT

There are not enough #facepalm memes in the world for this. Also, it presupposes that "hacking" is bad?! Since when. I think we need a discussion about semantics. #hacking #cracking #cyber #blackhat #whitehat

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This utter crap is being distributed through schools from the 'local authority' so presume @WalsallCouncil today. The level of disinformation is staggering. I'd be proud to find my kids learning to use any of these. Except Discord but that's nothing to do with hacking.

GarethIllmann-Walker (@G_IW)Wed, 12 Feb 2020 21:06 GMT

Ben Morgan (@bmorg)Thu, 13 Feb 2020 14:11 GMT

RT @WiT_Notts

Cheeky little catch up with the crew - @LittleHelli, @CarolSaysThings, @anna_hax! Sadly the traffic beat @short_louise though 😣 We're all very excited for #WiTNotts Lightning talks next month ⚡🎙️🧡 👉 nott.tech/wit-march

Carol 😷 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 13 Feb 2020 18:08 GMT

The fantastic @StevenPears speaking for @hacksocnotts about programming #Alexa in #dotnet tonight thank you so much for coming Steven!

Samuel King (@King_of_Sams_)Thu, 13 Feb 2020 19:28 GMT