Y’all ever saw a owl run

🏁 (@NewYorkNeek)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 00:15 GMT

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you do not need to keep the 19 Gu ramekins currently cluttering up your kitchen cupboards.

Ashley Fryer (@ashleyfryer)Thu, 06 Feb 2020 17:04 GMT

Now that @basecamp is launching a new email service, I think @dhh's next book should be "Fwd: Re: Re: Re: Work"

Aaron Patterson (@tenderlove)Thu, 06 Feb 2020 22:04 GMT

Lots of smiles here at the Portland Building as we officially open the #LGBT crossing 😁 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 @UniofNottingham #WeAreUoN #LGBTHistory #LGBTHM2020

UoN Science (@UoNScience)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 14:17 GMT

If videogames cause violence, when are we going to deal with all the stabbings caused by microwave meals?

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 20:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/technottingham/status/1225771895804612609

Why not?!?? We had so much fun

Hack24 (@HackTwentyFour)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 13:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1225773761749757952

Dear Mrs @MrsEmma, I'm sorry for getting your hopes up about Hack24. I promise not to cause any more trouble Yours, Hackbot

Hack24 (@HackTwentyFour)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 14:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/technottingham/status/1225779443043622915

Hack24 (@HackTwentyFour)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 13:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/HackTwentyFour/status/1225773324409679873

Don’t worry, your time will come very soon. Not Monday, but soon 😉 Now please apologise to everyone for getting their hopes up 😑

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 13:52 GMT

Shout out to the unnamed conference whose "unisex" T-shirt goes down to my knees

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 14:13 GMT

Remember how much craziness and hype this shot caused? That’s the power of #starwars.

Lacey “Space Trash” Gilleran (@laceygilleran)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 14:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/HackTwentyFour/status/1225768244390383617

Marcus Noble (@Marcus_Noble_)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 13:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/HackTwentyFour/status/1225768244390383617

No Hackbot, not this time.

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 13:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/HackTwentyFour/status/1225768244390383617

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 13:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/HackTwentyFour/status/1225768244390383617

Hackbot not now! It’s not all about you 🤚

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 13:22 GMT

Not just two amazing talks on Monday, we also have some exciting news we can't wait to share with you all! 🎉

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T-3 days! See you all on Monday for #TechNott 🙌 We'll have @UnchartedWorlds helping us turn our wishes into plans; and @slsmithwell talking about femininity and service design. It's gonna be a great one! 🍉 technottingham.com/events/tech-no…

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 09:00 GMT

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 12:20 GMT

And we’re off!

katie walker (@KatCodes)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 10:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/ObsKenobs/status/1225593447366713344

Poor Luke would have had to go through this again with Yoda. His real hesitation in the Emperors Throne room was that he just didnt want another old person to dish out a crash course in force education.

Liam Harvey (@irlharveyfresh)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 03:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/ObsKenobs/status/1225593447366713344

Obi-Wan- “your aunt and uncle didn’t want us to meet cause they were afraid I’d take you on some silly crusade” 5 min later “you have to travel with me to save the princess luke. I am too old to go alone”

jhnthn.penpoint (@penpointred)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 01:56 GMT

Obi-Wan: You want to be a Jedi? Luke: yes— Obi-Wan: CRASH COURSE BABY PUT ON THIS OVERSIZED HELMET SO THIS FLOATING ROBOT CAN SHOOT AT YOU Luke: wha Obi-Wan: K NOW TAKE THIS SWORD

Jim does a Star War (@ObsKenobs)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 01:33 GMT

Top-posting still considered harmful in 2020... twitter.com/sluggoislit/st…

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Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for Fri, 07 Feb 2020 gocomics.com/nancy

Nancy (@SluggoIsLit)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 06:54 GMT

Richard King (@graphiclunarkid)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 08:32 GMT

This morning I'm enjoying my tea in the mug @MrsEmma got me, reminding me of what's important!! 🧡✨

Anna ✨🙅‍♀️✨ (@anna_hax)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 08:32 GMT

Hitler assassination attempt, 1940, colorized.

Mr. Meowgi (@Mr_Meowwwgi)Thu, 06 Feb 2020 21:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/fatih/status/1225488303576756226

I take it a step further. Config should be versioned as a deployable artifact with your service.

Seth Vargo (@sethvargo)Thu, 06 Feb 2020 19:51 GMT

dads driving to the airport at 3am for a flight at 10am

Nathan Allebach (@nathanallebach)Wed, 05 Feb 2020 19:16 GMT

sometimes ✨ falls out of my recently used emoji, and it’s a wake up call for me tbh. like, what kinda life am I leading?

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 06 Feb 2020 23:19 GMT

Netflix doesn’t threaten me with legal action if I don’t choose to subscribe twitter.com/evan_257/statu…

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Netflix don’t do news & weather. Netflix don’t do radio. Netflix don’t do podcasts. Netflix don’t do Bitesize education. Netflix don’t show live sport or cover national events. Netflix don’t do regional specific content. Netflix don’t make Doctor Who.

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The Timeless Evan (@Evan_257)Wed, 05 Feb 2020 18:19 GMT

Luke Exton (@LukeExton)Thu, 06 Feb 2020 21:19 GMT

Netflix don’t do news & weather. Netflix don’t do radio. Netflix don’t do podcasts. Netflix don’t do Bitesize education. Netflix don’t show live sport or cover national events. Netflix don’t do regional specific content. Netflix don’t make Doctor Who.

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Netflix: £95.88 per year. Amazon Prime: £79 per year. BBC: £157.50 per year. Can't help but think we're not getting good value for money.

End the Licence Fee! (@markantro)Tue, 04 Feb 2020 17:35 GMT

The Timeless Evan (@Evan_257)Wed, 05 Feb 2020 18:19 GMT

A deep meaningful discussion about our "LEGs" here at #WitNotts By Emma Maraio @SorrisoLearning The four legged chair that's defines us:- Career/ jobs Relationship Spirituality Dreams / aspirations

Baljinder-TechUp2019 (@Bal_TUW2019)Thu, 06 Feb 2020 19:23 GMT

Treat yourself as you would a good friend. Don’t beat yourself up. @WiT_Notts @SorrisoLearning #WiTNotts

Teresa Rose (@teresarose01)Thu, 06 Feb 2020 19:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/Joanna__Hardy/status/1225194663537258496

I knew things had gone too far when I ordered what I thought was a simple Aperol Spritz, but it arrived with a prawn’s head on a stick.

Nina Skero (@NinaSkero)Thu, 06 Feb 2020 09:33 GMT

Ordered a drink. It came in a plant pot. What’s happening London? What have we done to ourselves?

Joanna Hardy (@Joanna__Hardy)Wed, 05 Feb 2020 23:09 GMT

Certificates shouldn’t expire on a specific date. As they age, they should trigger increasingly painful delays in TLS negotiation until someone looks into the problem and replaces them.

Matthew Green (@matthew_d_green)Thu, 06 Feb 2020 14:17 GMT

Some people find this feature helpful. Others not so much. We’ve heard the feedback loud and clear — members can now control whether or not they see autoplay previews on Netflix. Here's how: netflix.com/previewsetting https://t.co/zbz4E8fVab

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my entire kingdom for a way to turn off the autoplay while browsing Netflix

Sarah Hollowell 🦝 (@sarahhollowell)Wed, 29 Jan 2020 21:14 GMT

Netflix US (@netflix)Thu, 06 Feb 2020 19:48 GMT

Had a very mature and grown-up lunch today.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Thu, 06 Feb 2020 18:42 GMT

what do you call a spider in a suit. business legs

Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes)Thu, 06 Feb 2020 20:00 GMT