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Hamza (@oihamza)Sun, 09 Feb 2020 20:03 GMT

did a bee write this

christopher (theh0tfather) (@theb0tfather)Sun, 09 Feb 2020 15:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/DanielKrawisz/status/1226861256985935873

We already store data. In a database. It works well.

Jimmy Wales (@jimmy_wales)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 14:00 GMT

As you know, I’m marrying this wonderful, beautiful man. Wanted to share this photo from our engagement shoot. I’m feeling pretty damn lucky.

Anthony Rapp (@albinokid)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 17:13 GMT

As you know, I’m marrying this wonderful, beautiful man. Wanted to share this photo from our engagement shoot. I’m feeling pretty damn lucky.

Anthony Rapp (@albinokid)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 17:13 GMT

If you don’t think Batman was at the Oscars tonight, hiding in the rafters just incase the real Joker pulled something during Joaquin Phoenix’s speech, then my friend, you’re stupid.

Sam Richardson (@SamRichardson)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 05:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/vtg4life/status/1226851769306800128

this sounds like a complaint

Tyler Fisher 🌹🕊 (@tyl3rfish3r)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 14:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1226946297724313603

I'm picturing a wind turbine in Storm Ciara. Am I close?

Jonathan (@jbjon)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 21:41 GMT

Stop calling them "performance reviews," start calling them "boss fights."

All Purpose Cultural Chat Girl Emily (@emilyst)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 04:09 GMT

DESKTOP GOOSE v0.3 OUT NOW! Now we have MODDING SUPPORT! Download it at samperson.itch.io/desktop-goose +Announcing... the FIRST EVER Desktop Goose Mod Contest! February 10-17, at tiny.cc/GooseModJam

Samperson (@SamNChiet)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 03:06 GMT

if you’re wondering whether to put something in bold or italics in an email, why not take a leaf out of this medieval monk’s book and draw a penis in a basket pointing to the phrase you want to highlight

ruby🦎 (@roobeekeane)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 18:12 GMT

The first two words don't match the second two words.

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 20:49 GMT

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Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 20:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1226967847726919680

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 20:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/sigje/status/1226956847824953345

Or a delicious snack

Tasha (@TashaDrew)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 19:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/technottingham/status/1226943026112716800

This is wonderful - you've all worked so hard to pull this together, you should be very proud of yourselves! 😘😘 @anna_hax @CarolSaysThings @LittleHelli @short_louise @MrAndrew

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 19:08 GMT

Did you spot us in The Sunday Times yesterday? 📰 We were included in their Best Places For Business 2020 supplement. Nottingham's not only the home of Robin Hood and skating duo Torvill and Dean - it's also our home and it's got a lot to offer. bit.ly/37dEAWP

OpenWrks (@OpenWrks)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 09:36 GMT

This spring #TechNott and #WiTNotts present our: 🌺🌿🌻 SPRING SEASON! 🌸🌱🌷 🎬 Coming soon to an @Antenna_UK near you! 📅 3 months 🎪 6 events 🎙 9 speakers Starring 🌟 @adactio @rem @paulienuh @annashipman @edent @SparkleClass @NickyWrightson @Codling @efinlay24

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 18:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/StevenPears/status/1226947653168238595

Not gonna lie, I'd listen to a talk on both topics 🤣😇

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 19:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1226950465239371778

I'm thinking the first item would be a thorough review of the CoC 😆

Louise Paling (@short_louise)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 19:28 GMT

I'm on a call with a call centre. It informs me the call *will* be recorded. Them: "Let me give you a reference number. Have you got a pen & paper?" Me: "No, it's OK, I'm recording the call." Them: "Please stop! I don't give you my permission to record the call!" Err…? What?

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 11:11 GMT

I am embarrassed/grateful that despite being an old friend it's going to take #TechNott to get me seeing @edent this year 🤦‍♂️ / 🙌

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This spring #TechNott and #WiTNotts present our: 🌺🌿🌻 SPRING SEASON! 🌸🌱🌷 🎬 Coming soon to an @Antenna_UK near you! 📅 3 months 🎪 6 events 🎙 9 speakers Starring 🌟 @adactio @rem @paulienuh @annashipman @edent @SparkleClass @NickyWrightson @Codling @efinlay24

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 18:56 GMT

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 18:57 GMT

Heading to #TechNott this evening? Why not meet up with @LittleHelli and @anna_hax outside the Theatre Royal at 6pm to walk over together 🧡

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 17:38 GMT

HackSoc are proud to announce that 7PM on February 13th we will be welcoming 2 brilliant speakers: @mr_goodwin and @StevenPears Come along for good conversation and the free pizza you know and love ❤🍕 details can be found here: hacksocnotts.co.uk/event/2020-spe… Hope to see you there!

HackSoc Nottingham (@hacksocnotts)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 10:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/Brunty/status/1226954265060691968

I saw this, but I don’t wanna go bankrupt 😅

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 19:42 GMT

My son just wrote and published his own two pages on his web site (a "books I've read" page and the first book review page). He wrote all the html after he insisted that I teach "coding classes" to him and his sister for the last 3 weeks. It actually uses CSS and semantic markup.

@rem (@rem)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 17:33 GMT

Shakespeare writing a play in which someone dies an easily preventable death due to a minor misunderstanding

SparkNotes (@SparkNotes)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 16:04 GMT

Oof #TechNott @technottingham

Daniel Cordell (@CrdlPls)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 19:15 GMT

Work sent out an email with “Do Transformers get car or life insurance” at the end of it and honestly I can’t stop thinking about it

Luke Exton (@LukeExton)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 13:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1226946297724313603

I think he was considering a shorter transition time too 😅

Anna ✨🙅‍♀️✨ (@anna_hax)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 19:10 GMT

People are chaos - totally agree! @slsmithwell #TechNott

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 19:19 GMT

Such an insightful talk from @slsmithwell on Femininity in Service Design. She's encouraging us to "get through the chaos to get to the point". #TechNott

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 19:30 GMT

@slsmithwell telling some home truths about designing with only one point of view. Great first talk tonight at #TechNott

Jodie (@JodieTip)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 19:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/anna_hax/status/1226946487252328449

He was!!! I talked him down 🤣

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 19:12 GMT