Fuck sake. First night drinking in nearly 8 weeks and i’m in my kitchen with a whisky, cutting up creme eggs, taking out the creme and trying to make a massive Easter egg from it 🤣 Tbf, it’s always been a dream of mine 🤤

Hargi (@hargi_)Sun, 23 Feb 2020 00:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/_JulieRobinson/status/1231764399993561088

MoksyCat (@MoksyCat)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 16:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/YorkshireTea/status/1231974514759782402

But for anyone about to vent their rage online, even to a company - please remember there's a human on the other end of it, and try to be kind.

Yorkshire Tea (@YorkshireTea)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 16:09 GMT

last night a woman wouldn’t stop talking during my show and when we asked her to stop she said “none of you were funny and I know funny because my godfather is the voice of spongebob” which is just the most incredible attempt at a flex

lili michelle (@lilsmichelle)Sun, 23 Feb 2020 16:13 GMT

🚨 @CarolSaysThings, excellent gif alert! 😂

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Maybe tomorrow I will wake up and not get mansplained on Twitter before coffee. One can hope!

Tara Skurtu (@TaraSkurtu)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 19:55 GMT

riz (@rizbizkits)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 20:18 GMT

Merged a PR today that adds support for step-by-step code highlights to the reveal-hugo theme, using a feature just released in Reveal.js 3.9.0. Presentations can also take advantage of the @gohugoio compile-time syntax highlighting, or both! github.com/dzello/reveal-…

Josh Dzielak (@dzello)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 13:51 GMT

Without open source licenses, you’d have to get license coverage for every Docker container or Lambda function you run. That’s still the view Oracle and Microsoft’s licensing models hold of the world.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 21:04 GMT

My 18-month-old nephew said my name for the first time today. "Mao-mao" I mean, it's close enough. It's got the two Ms in it. ...or maybe he just really likes communism.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 20:00 GMT

A wise detective once discovered this emoji: 🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒

Netflix India (@NetflixIndia)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 10:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/vbhvsgr/status/1230329499989966849

Mari (@mgalicer)Thu, 20 Feb 2020 15:08 GMT

Why are AMP pages so fast? We've been told that it's because you can't run JavaScript. But a typical AMP page easily loads over 500kb of JS. And if you profile a well written HTML page next to AMP, the HTML page wins. 🧵👇

Josh Duck (@joshduck)Sun, 23 Feb 2020 23:11 GMT

It's snowing at my Mum's house! I wanna go homeeee and see doggos... 😭 🐾🐶

Alex (@ItsProbablyAlex)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 12:52 GMT

men when they have to face actual consequences for their actions

Abby Tomlinson (@twcuddleston)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 18:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/short_louise/status/1232002617582260224

Carol 🤸‍♀️ (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 18:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1231997220695744512

doing the lords work

Async Stanley (@IamStan)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 17:42 GMT

Katherine Johnson was a badass mathematician to the very end, waiting until age 101 so she would die in her prime

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 17:24 GMT

being a dev at @MakingMonzo, a story in two parts

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 16:00 GMT

award this star to someone who deserves it this week.

gabsmashh | Advanced Persistent Brunette (@gabsmashh)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 13:16 GMT

I'm pleased to announce that as of today, I start at @CircleCI as the Head of Developer Relations & Community!!! 🎉 🎉 So excited to join the team there as we build out and execute on a strategy to grow a top-notch #devrel org!! Let's go!!

Jeremy's CircleCi'ing! (@IAmJerdog)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 14:00 GMT

Holy crap I found the designer the site that put the FB ad for this on my feed was ripping off and EVERYONE (thread)

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This looks uncomfortable as hell but it's also badass and if we're going to have ridiculous dresses in fantasy/game art I want them to look more like this.

Jessica Price (@Delafina777)Sun, 23 Feb 2020 19:23 GMT

Jessica Price (@Delafina777)Sun, 23 Feb 2020 20:20 GMT

Soon you'll be able to see your credit score in Monzo! It'll be available late March onwards 📊 buff.ly/2T7BcHW

Monzo (@monzo)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 09:56 GMT

For the love of god UNMUTE THIS

Nerd Girl Says (@Rachael_Conrad)Sun, 23 Feb 2020 03:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/popey/status/1231677876468092929

IMO, "squash and rebase" is an anti-pattern. You lose metadata about the merge when you do this. Git is perfectly capable of merging branches with a multi-commit history.

Michael Hall 🏞️ ❄️🎄 (@mhall119)Sun, 23 Feb 2020 20:44 GMT

My dad forced me to run when I was suicidal, two decades ago. Tomorrow we run our first half-marathon together. He is 71 and it will be a struggle to keep up with him.

Matt Haig (@matthaig1)Sat, 22 Feb 2020 21:50 GMT

My mans out here killing it 😭😭😭😭

ClaseElClásico 🇩🇴 (@_greattscott)Sat, 22 Feb 2020 22:05 GMT

pokemon gts in a nutshell

Out of Context Pokemon (@OoCPokemon)Mon, 24 Feb 2020 01:16 GMT

If you think girls are too irresponsible to make life decisions without their parent's permission, maybe don't force them to become a mother. twitter.com/nbcnightlynews…

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BREAKING: Girls under age 18 will have to get a parent's permission before having an abortion under a bill passed by the Florida Legislature on Thursday; Gov. DeSantis is expected to approve the bill. nbcnews.to/2HWi0rH

NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt (@NBCNightlyNews)Fri, 21 Feb 2020 19:07 GMT

Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright)Sun, 23 Feb 2020 21:42 GMT

a well actua11y is when someone replies to a solid tweet, telling you off about a minor accessibility issue with it

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Sun, 23 Feb 2020 23:10 GMT

Rest in peace, Jens Knudsen. (1942-2020) Thank you for inventing the LEGO figure.

Doctor Gamma (@Doctor_Gamma)Sat, 22 Feb 2020 11:44 GMT

Two firsts today. My lil baby I built 8 years ago finally got an SSD, late to the hype I know. And I'm running ubuntu, inside of windows with subsystem for linux. Weeeeeeeee we're blazing fast boyssss. This damn computer has been through so much It stuns me it's still useful

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Submit early, submit often. And see you there 😉

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https://twitter.com/dddeastmidlands/status/1231534225498791936

The CFP is OPEN, and is open to EVERYONE. Join the spectacular list of #dddem speaking alumni. Speak at this fun and supportive event. We can't wait to see your applications sessionize.com/dddeastmidland…

DDD East Midlands (@dddeastmidlands)Sun, 23 Feb 2020 11:00 GMT

Carol 🤸‍♀️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 23 Feb 2020 16:11 GMT

Finally sorted my financial life out a bit and I’m going #FullMonzo 😎

Carol 🤸‍♀️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 23 Feb 2020 15:30 GMT