btw, i've fixed some bugs on this now so things should look a neater and cleaner. Improved reading experience ftw! 👩‍💻 (thank yous to @JamieTanna for pointing out a 🐛 & @darylcecile for some CSS wizardry assistance 🧙‍♂️)

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🚨 Twitterverse! Life update. As the end of Uni is nearing, I've decided to expand my job search. 👩‍💻 I'm looking for full front-end / front-end+design roles, preferably in Nottingham (but open to moving). 📢 Holla at me! DMs open. 💛 RTs appreciated! rizwanakhan.com/hire-riz

riz (@rizbizkits)Mon, 02 Mar 2020 10:24 GMT

riz (@rizbizkits)Mon, 02 Mar 2020 17:25 GMT

A ONE ONE Y - how a screenreader reads a11y, a common numeronym for accessibility.

Job (@Jobvo)Mon, 02 Mar 2020 15:16 GMT

Hanging out with the downstairs neighbours cat, who is a chonky weirdo who likes to eat cucumber

Kate (@SBinLondon)Mon, 02 Mar 2020 16:59 GMT

RT @rceezus pikachu service announcement

Carol 🥱 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 02 Mar 2020 11:58 GMT

🚨 This is your 1 week alert! 🚨 #TechNott is on next Monday with the first event of the Spring season 🌱 We'll have @adactio and @rem talking about building the web; and @NickyWrightson helping us get a good night's sleep 🌙 See you there! 🍉 nott.tech/march

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Mon, 02 Mar 2020 08:02 GMT

I continue to make good use of Slack's varied features

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Mon, 02 Mar 2020 11:26 GMT

The amount of push back I get on prs that delete this code is unreal. Source control exists for a reason folks

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Devs: please delete your code. Don't leave it commented out, or just in the repo as functions and files and modules that don't get called. Delete it while you know what it was for, so that the next person doesn't have to figure it out. Source control never forgets it.

Hugh Rawlinson (he/him) (@hughrawlinson)Sun, 01 Mar 2020 06:08 GMT

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Mon, 02 Mar 2020 11:25 GMT

Mark Dalgleish (@markdalgleish)Sun, 01 Mar 2020 19:55 GMT

JavaScript won't even let me enjoy my weekend. Now I'm out here debugging Comcast's Redux reducers when I should be finishing up Internet setup for my new place. 😂

Safia Abdalla (@captainsafia)Mon, 02 Mar 2020 03:37 GMT

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t have to wait for a global pandemic to wash your hands

Sam Sanders (@samsanders)Sat, 29 Feb 2020 16:46 GMT

Dear New Yorkers (and the rest of the world), The #PlasticBagBan is no big deal. You’ll keep 10 reusable tote bags in your car and after a few times, you’ll never forget to grab them. Then you’ll wonder why we didn’t start this 40 years ago. Sincerely, Californians

Rada Owen (@RadaOwen)Sun, 01 Mar 2020 17:21 GMT

Every CFO who has ever insisted that a lot of business travel is frivolous is about to get the A/B test of their careers.

April Underwood (@aunder)Mon, 02 Mar 2020 03:11 GMT

Tomorrow I’m giving all my teams blanket WFH approval. They don’t *need* my approval but sometimes people need reassurance. If your company has given “WFH at your managers discretion” guidance & you are one of the aforementioned managers, consider giving blanket approval as well.

EricaJoy (@EricaJoy)Mon, 02 Mar 2020 03:19 GMT

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Sun, 01 Mar 2020 20:00 GMT

#StarWars Confirms Palpatine Was A Clone In Rise Of Skywalker - buff.ly/2PCUPqi

Screen Rant (@screenrant)Sat, 29 Feb 2020 22:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1234091335021363200

I’m living for the Morph pics 🖤

Carol 🥱 (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 01 Mar 2020 12:24 GMT

My son keeps turning my Prodigy music down, saying it's 'awful'. It's so unfair, he doesn't understand me or my music.

Ian Miell (@ianmiell)Sun, 01 Mar 2020 09:40 GMT

But can ur dog be this cute while playing fetch?

𝒫 (@paplovescats)Fri, 28 Feb 2020 20:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/OoCPokemon/status/1233938115502444546

I finally found it

Lolyea 999 (@lolyea777)Sun, 01 Mar 2020 02:31 GMT

Devs: please delete your code. Don't leave it commented out, or just in the repo as functions and files and modules that don't get called. Delete it while you know what it was for, so that the next person doesn't have to figure it out. Source control never forgets it.

Hugh Rawlinson (he/him) (@hughrawlinson)Sun, 01 Mar 2020 06:08 GMT

americans will freak out about coronavirus but not vaccinate their children, won't demand paid sick days, and oppose accessible healthcare. ok

Katerina Borodina (@ctrlshifti)Sat, 29 Feb 2020 23:24 GMT

There has to be a more humane way to make towels

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ODDLY SATISFYING: Team of vets pull AN ENTIRE BEACH TOWEL out of a python in Australia – with their bare hands.

CBS News (@CBSNews)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 22:00 GMT

jon rosenberg: comics boy🐍🥦 (@jonrosenberg)Fri, 28 Feb 2020 02:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/sfctoby/status/1233436945319170051

campinho Ʊ (@campinho_)Fri, 28 Feb 2020 18:33 GMT

Mind your own fucking business

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why is there a literal cube of snow downtown

guero (@fargoguero)Wed, 26 Feb 2020 19:17 GMT

literal cube of snow in downtown (@sfctoby)Fri, 28 Feb 2020 17:00 GMT

Work from home really means pet the cat while trying to type things 🙇‍♀️

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Sat, 29 Feb 2020 13:19 GMT

In honor of today's Leap Day, @office365 will be taking 24 hours of downtime to avoid having to change their name.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Sat, 29 Feb 2020 16:18 GMT

This just in: My business cards put all others to shame (Thanks for laying them out @wordwill!)

Trin @ PAX East (@TrinAndTonic)Fri, 28 Feb 2020 20:53 GMT

why write tests when you can just write perfect code instead and it takes less effort

laura bananas (@freezydorito)Sat, 29 Feb 2020 15:22 GMT

Hi, I’m a senior engineer. You might know me from my greatest hits “but *why* is it null?” “There is greater honor in deleting code than in writing more” And the chart-topping “let’s just walk over to them and ask”

Jules Glegg 🏳️‍⚧️ (@heyjulesfern)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 16:35 GMT

Static site generator is all but done. Gonna take another day for an early version I can use for my own site. That took..a week's worth of the scraps of time I have for code? Proves I can produce from scratch when I have a clear goal. Why I can't I make the other ideas clearer?

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Sat, 29 Feb 2020 14:28 GMT

At @gitlab we quickly discovered that the week after a summit, everyone would get sick. Fist bumps to replace handshakes and telling people to wash their hands were the first things we implemented. It’s hard to change automatic behavior. Many fist-handshakes were given 🤜 🤝

Job (@Jobvo)Sat, 29 Feb 2020 09:21 GMT

I definitely live in the “avoid disaster” half, and sprinkle generously with “this could be simpler/more readable” 😅

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Boiled this out of some observations of code reviews across multiple orgs and teams. Lower right is my home quadrant but I can flex into enabler/mathematician depending on my stress level

Jules Glegg 🏳️‍⚧️ (@heyjulesfern)Thu, 27 Feb 2020 23:42 GMT

Carol 🥱 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 29 Feb 2020 09:32 GMT

How is my blog still getting hits from... Google+?!?

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 29 Feb 2020 09:34 GMT

Most tech companies struggle with gender diversity, especially at senior leadership levels. Sadly, so do we. 😵 (Ftr I would LOVE to hire more dudes, but it's just...so...hard to find qualified candidates)

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The product leadership team of @honeycombio — fucking solid

Megan Gleason (@fishmegs)Wed, 26 Feb 2020 00:55 GMT

Charity Majors (@mipsytipsy)Sat, 29 Feb 2020 07:52 GMT

February 29th. Only happens once every 4 years. I think it’s a good day to test yearly subscriptions on services and see if they only renew every 4yr as well. 😈

Mattias Geniar (@mattiasgeniar)Sat, 29 Feb 2020 07:48 GMT