Brick+mortar businesses are suffering due to social distancing, resulting in decreased sales. Store owners, I'll help you get set up on @Shopify at no cost (just pay Shopify fees) so you can begin selling online, even if it's just selling gift cards. ✉️ kelly@thetaproom.com

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 23:19 GMT

We. Are. The. Problem.

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Here's an unexpected side effect of the pandemic - the water's flowing through the canals of Venice is clear for the first time in forever. The fish are visible, the swans returned.

Kaveri 🇮🇳 (@ikaveri)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 21:10 GMT

Shameka (@Shameka_xox0)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 08:41 GMT

New word for 2020. Every time my wife sees me staring ashen-faced at my phone, she tells me to “stop doomsurfing”.

William Sutcliffe (@Will_Sutcliffe8)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 21:23 GMT

I ALSO AM FINDING THIS ISOLATION A CHALLENGE 😬

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 19:40 GMT

Introverts - when you're on your own it's easy to go from self isolating to deep introversion, which is hard to get out of. The community is amazing. Take advantage. And if you need someone to vent at - let me know, I've got the time.

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 20:50 GMT

顔をもしゃもしゃ…

もふもふ動画 (@ru_ruru831)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 11:05 GMT

did boomers have to grow through 2 economic crashes and a global pandemic before turning 40???

Dr. Manhattan 🇳🇬 (@TheNewThinkerr)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 22:30 GMT

This morning a White House official referred to #Coronavirus as the “Kung-Flu” to my face. Makes me wonder what they’re calling it behind my back.

Weijia Jiang (@weijia)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 14:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/dhm/status/1239682433848610817

They should tell them about it, then right away introduce a new housemate.

Joss Moore (@one_animals)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 23:26 GMT

hell yeah, my boyfriends work just decided they're sending everybody on the factory floor home with 2 extra weeks PTO and donating all the fancy chocolates still in the warehouse to the nurses at the research hospital and the children's free lunch programs

elizabeth (@spindlypete)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 21:55 GMT

I ran out of cookies.

emily freeman (@editingemily)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 19:07 GMT

10/10 would write a (essay-length 👀) blog post for local, prolific blogger, @JamieTanna on his birthday! 😁 But here is merely a lil tweet: Happy Birthday, Jamie. Hope you've had a great one 🎉

riz (@rizbizkits)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 18:49 GMT

Dinner with friends tonight has been cancelled 😔 so now I have to figure out what to do with this fancy (hopefully-purple-but-I-bet-it's-not) gin 🤔 The ratio of gin to tonic is correct, right?

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 18:37 GMT

Soz to be too real but, how *are* you meant to stay calm and carry on with uni assignments like ~all of this~ isn't draining ALL motivation/energy? 🤔 Asking for eh, my friends 👀 p.s. LOOK AT THIS GIF 😍

riz (@rizbizkits)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 18:59 GMT

Listen to Doc #COVID19

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 14:12 GMT

Went out to buy a pack of toilet roll (not hoarding, actually need some) - and I’m not even kidding, 4 shops, 0 rolls - ZERO Genuinely didn’t realise how prolific a problem this was becoming 🤦‍♂️

Luke Exton (@LukeExton)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 14:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1239827385001938944

Shaun (@sdh100Shaun)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 16:26 GMT

This dog is me in like three days tops

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When you're forced to stay home for 3 weeks and you realize it's only been 2 days.

Anne Wheaton (@AnneWheaton)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 14:08 GMT

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 14:19 GMT

Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together: Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on. In our apartment, Cheryl keeps leaving her dirty water cups all over the place and we really don't know what to do about her.

Molly Tolsky (@mollytolsky)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 17:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1239868692411961346

Anna ✨🙅‍♀️✨ (@anna_hax)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 11:07 GMT

Guess whose birthday it is today and has the coolest website: it's jvt.me! (aka @JamieTanna) 🎈🎂🎁 Seriously, go check his site 😀

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 10:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/jesslynnrose/status/1239852613954342913

Whenever possible, visit the pets you know. And if needs must, their owners

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 10:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1239827385001938944

Happy Birthday 😃

Graham : A Star Wars Story (@whoisgraham)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 10:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1239827385001938944

It was supposed to be bucks fizz but we're both working today!! The tango was left over from a KFC deliveroo 😂 🥂

Anna ✨🙅‍♀️✨ (@anna_hax)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 10:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1239827385001938944

Lex Lofthouse ✨ (@Loftio)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 08:56 GMT

WFH #OOTD: rocking the birkensocks 😅

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 09:13 GMT

And people get upset about people hoarding toilet paper - let these numbers just sink in a bit twitter.com/jimmfelton/sta…

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If Richard Branson paid his 8,500 staff £10,000 for those eight weeks from his own personal wealth he'd still have £4.15 billion to scrape by on twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/s…

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 14:20 GMT

Luke Exton (@LukeExton)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 23:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1239827385001938944

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 08:22 GMT

Having shelved our original plan to go to the theatre, today we celebrated 19 wonderful years together with a bike ride in the sunshine - bliss 😀🚲☀️♥️ @ Monsal Trail instagram.com/p/B9zjcvVFsO2/…

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 19:03 GMT

Just want to say a huge thank you to the folks @zoom_us who have managed to keep the service incredibly reliable throughout what has to be a huge increase in load. So grateful for Zoom, now more than ever.

Erica Brescia (@ericabrescia)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 22:21 GMT

r/pandemic_advice: My (30F) subs (23F, 26F, 22M, 28M, 28M) have self-isolated

Kate (@SBinLondon)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 21:15 GMT

Quarantine day 6.

jamie (@gnuman1979)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 12:07 GMT

wow.. bars, clubs, and gyms all closed?? my life is about to seriously be exactly the same

danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 03:48 GMT

Microsoft is slowly acquiring/building all the webdev tools I use: GitHub NPM VSCode TypeScript What's next??

Ben Awad (@benawad)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 17:10 GMT

Stage 2 of learning to #wfh. Got myself a desk & chair delivered today. Waaay easier to code than balancing everything on my lap on the sofa. So far I'm enjoying the change in schedule & environment. Could get used to this...

Jessica White 🦎 (@JessPWhite)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 19:39 GMT

Need it spelt out for you?

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 15:10 GMT