It's only been a week, Google cloud isn't gonna be able to cope with the amount of cat photos🤦‍♀️

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Jamie Tanna | www.jvt.me (@JamieTanna)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 11:17 GMT

Anna ✨🙅‍♀️✨ (@anna_hax)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 11:30 GMT

Happy #Caturday

Larry the Cat (@Number10cat)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 08:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/Sp4ghettiCode/status/1241311102954332160

Not having trailing commas means having to modify two lines when logically you're only adding one. Or you do what I did yesterday and add a line in the middle!

Alex Pinkney (@alexp_1)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 10:35 GMT

who the fuck decided you can't have trailing commas in JSON

Kyle Arch (@KyleGeorgeArch)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 11:18 GMT

First we had Uber pickup points for ride sharing which were Buses. Now introducing real time podcasts 🤦🏻‍♂️

Jonathan (@jbjon)Sat, 21 Mar 2020 10:15 GMT

so no one was gonna tell me that walruses can whistle i just had to find this out on my own?

𝑒𝓂𝑜𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓎 (@FrickinDelanie)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 14:41 GMT

he ate ALL the jam!

Bond 🍸 (@CozyBond)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 12:56 GMT

Who’s going to break quarantine and go check on Will Ferrell? 💕 #imagine

Sharon (@ChefSharone)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 18:34 GMT

Having a very large G&T at the #TwitterWinchester - it's busy 😂💛 https://t.co/i8Br3iB0Jg

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Hello from Team Pegg. Come in, grab a seat, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over. 🍻#TwitterWinchester

Pegg News (@simonpegg)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 19:01 GMT

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 20:00 GMT

NONE OF THESE ARE ACCEPTABLE! (Yes, it is late and I am shouting at software. #ISO8601)

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 23:06 GMT

This week in the #indieweb indieweb.org/this-week/2020…

IndieWebCamp (@indiewebcamp)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 22:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/kvanaren/status/1241005397177176064

“Hi this is Kyle, my favorite food is hot dogs but let’s circle back around noon per some offline discussions with local management about mac and cheese as I believe Mackenzie had a *fart noises* report on the offbrand offerings.”

OhGeekyGoodness💖💜💙 (@OhGeekyGoodness)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 14:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/kvanaren/status/1241005397177176064

“Hi this is Kyle, my favorite food is hot dogs but let’s circle back around noon per some offline discussions with local management about mac and cheese as I believe Mackenzie had a *fart noises* report on the offbrand offerings.”

OhGeekyGoodness💖💜💙 (@OhGeekyGoodness)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 14:40 GMT

"We have a proposal for you." "What's that?" "We'll clean the kitchen in exchange for Creme Eggs." "How many Creme Eggs?" "One each." "Seriously?" If I had realized Creme Eggs would be such premium bribe material I would have panic bought more of them

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 23:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/IllanaG_06/status/1240655835233226753

Nah man, Friday is for ruling out Lupus

JD Biddle (@Scurvy_Pete)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 18:49 GMT

out of context parks & rec (@nocontextpawnee)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 22:25 GMT

So today on WFH, 3yo decided to help when I was presenting at a design review. Then she thought she would help me do typing. Apparently the most entertaining review EVER! Apparently career not over.

Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 22:04 GMT

I now personally understand and feel how fucking pumped my dog is every time she gets to go outside on a walk because it's been FOREVER

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 21:21 GMT

Office setup update: now with standing desk and 200% more disco piggy party

Kate (@SBinLondon)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 21:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/1240985888823410689

Not the actor Luke Wilson (@A_LukeWilson)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 13:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/1240985888823410689

Very rare in Australia RN

Jefferson Retallack (@JWRetallack)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 13:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/1240985888823410689

MIKE DENISON (@mikd33)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 13:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/1240985888823410689

did I do this right

Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 13:06 GMT

all of us, every day

bletchley punk is keeping her distance (@alicegoldfuss)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 18:24 GMT

me ordering delivery in February: -lazy -needlessly expensive -pathetic me ordering delivery now: -heroism -singlehandedly keeping every small business afloat -Nobel Prize in Economics

Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 23:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/seldo/status/1241057590093606912

I’ve been micromanaging the roomba — I could get out the normal vacuum but being able to pick that critter up and tell it to DO IT AGAIN YOU MISSED A SPOT is the control I need rn.

Camille Teicheira (@fulgenteft)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 17:54 GMT

Morning and Happy Friday!! We're going remote and we can't wait to bring you #WiTNotts Birthday and @paulienuh's amazing talk that you can enjoy from the safety and comfort of your own home 🏠🎈🎂🎙️ All the details as and when they're available here 👉 nott.tech/wit-april

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 08:41 GMT

Following the government's advice and drinking at home.

Simon Hodson (@GhibliCricket)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 17:49 GMT

Correct technique to wash your hands for proper disinfection. #CoronavirusOutbreakindia #CoronaVirusUpdate #COVID #CoronaVirusUpdate

Harjinder Singh Kukreja (@SinghLions)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 17:08 GMT

Really don't wanna fucking hear about how hard it is for celebrities to self-isolate in their multi-million-dollar, multi-acre, fully staffed mansions.

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Celebrities have been self-isolating for days now, and it's safe to say some are coping better than others buzzfeed.com/benhenry/celeb…

BuzzFeed UK (@BuzzFeedUK)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 17:45 GMT

ç (@gonzwitter)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 17:47 GMT

My son has to listen to my mechanical keyboard while doing his homework. I'm doing my part to teach him a critical life lesson

Justin 🤘 Garrison (@rothgar)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 16:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/sedward5/status/1240656891627425792

Mike Toole (@firetoole)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 04:58 GMT

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Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Fri, 20 Mar 2020 14:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/sedward5/status/1240656891627425792

I just used

Steve Edwards (@sedward5)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 15:11 GMT

Fun fact for non-lawyers: a significant number of commercial contracts suspend obligations that cannot be met due to an “act of God.” This is a real thing. I am not making it up. And we’re going to be fighting in courts for the next decade over whether a virus is an act of God.

Ryan Clinton (@ryanclinton)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 15:53 GMT

My local Costco is out of Eggo waffles. A man & woman reached for the last box at the same time. Though he was there first by about 2 secs, the woman insisted they should go to her & her children. I KID YOU NOT, the man, who had his 2 teens w/him, replied, "Ma'am, leggo my Eggo."

Emily R. King (@Emily_R_King)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 03:02 GMT

In case you're feeling a little upside down today, here's a picture of three dogs guarding some tea! 📷 instagram.com/three_daxie_tr…

Yorkshire Tea (@YorkshireTea)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 09:34 GMT

Very real chance that my kids will have completed YouTube by the time they go back to school. #parenting

Will Cooke (@8none1)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 20:55 GMT

Been pimping out my office today. If I were a fella you'd call it my mancave but I am a lady and that implies something quite different.

Jennifer Mackown (@__jcmc__)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 19:24 GMT