Went out to buy a pack of toilet roll (not hoarding, actually need some) - and I’m not even kidding, 4 shops, 0 rolls - ZERO Genuinely didn’t realise how prolific a problem this was becoming 🤦‍♂️

Luke Exton (@LukeExton)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 14:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1239827385001938944

Shaun (@sdh100Shaun)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 16:26 GMT

This dog is me in like three days tops

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When you're forced to stay home for 3 weeks and you realize it's only been 2 days.

Anne Wheaton (@AnneWheaton)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 14:08 GMT

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 14:19 GMT

Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together: Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on. In our apartment, Cheryl keeps leaving her dirty water cups all over the place and we really don't know what to do about her.

Molly Tolsky (@mollytolsky)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 17:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1239868692411961346

Anna ✨🙅‍♀️✨ (@anna_hax)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 11:07 GMT

Guess whose birthday it is today and has the coolest website: it's jvt.me! (aka @JamieTanna) 🎈🎂🎁 Seriously, go check his site 😀

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 10:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/jesslynnrose/status/1239852613954342913

Whenever possible, visit the pets you know. And if needs must, their owners

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 10:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1239827385001938944

Happy Birthday 😃

Graham : A Star Wars Story (@whoisgraham)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 10:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1239827385001938944

It was supposed to be bucks fizz but we're both working today!! The tango was left over from a KFC deliveroo 😂 🥂

Anna ✨🙅‍♀️✨ (@anna_hax)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 10:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1239827385001938944

Lex Lofthouse ✨ (@Loftio)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 08:56 GMT

WFH #OOTD: rocking the birkensocks 😅

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 09:13 GMT

And people get upset about people hoarding toilet paper - let these numbers just sink in a bit twitter.com/jimmfelton/sta…

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If Richard Branson paid his 8,500 staff £10,000 for those eight weeks from his own personal wealth he'd still have £4.15 billion to scrape by on twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/s…

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 14:20 GMT

Luke Exton (@LukeExton)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 23:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1239827385001938944

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 08:22 GMT

Having shelved our original plan to go to the theatre, today we celebrated 19 wonderful years together with a bike ride in the sunshine - bliss 😀🚲☀️♥️ @ Monsal Trail instagram.com/p/B9zjcvVFsO2/…

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 19:03 GMT

Just want to say a huge thank you to the folks @zoom_us who have managed to keep the service incredibly reliable throughout what has to be a huge increase in load. So grateful for Zoom, now more than ever.

Erica Brescia (@ericabrescia)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 22:21 GMT

r/pandemic_advice: My (30F) subs (23F, 26F, 22M, 28M, 28M) have self-isolated

Kate (@SBinLondon)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 21:15 GMT

Quarantine day 6.

jamie (@gnuman1979)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 12:07 GMT

wow.. bars, clubs, and gyms all closed?? my life is about to seriously be exactly the same

danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 03:48 GMT

Microsoft is slowly acquiring/building all the webdev tools I use: GitHub NPM VSCode TypeScript What's next??

Ben Awad (@benawad)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 17:10 GMT

Stage 2 of learning to #wfh. Got myself a desk & chair delivered today. Waaay easier to code than balancing everything on my lap on the sofa. So far I'm enjoying the change in schedule & environment. Could get used to this...

Jessica White 🦎 (@JessPWhite)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 19:39 GMT

Need it spelt out for you?

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 15:10 GMT

Oooh last chance to submit!! 🚨 I wanted to learn more about Ubuntu for ages and signing up to give a talk on it was the incentive I needed to get it done 😅 I highly recommend talk pressure learning, give it a go - what are you waiting for?!?? 👇

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This is your last chance to submit your talks for @dddeastmidlands! Submissions close at midnight tonight! Our event is in October so hopefully will avoid #COVID19, though we have made back up plans just in case. #dddem blog.dddeastmidlands.com/2020/02/08/cfp…

DDD East Midlands (@dddeastmidlands)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 07:30 GMT

Anna ✨🙅‍♀️✨ (@anna_hax)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 14:08 GMT

On the week of my 2nd anniversary, I’m pleased to share that @monzo have promoted me to Senior Backend Engineer 🎉 The fact that I’ve been given this promotion by one of the UK’s best technology companies means a huge amount to me and has been a goal of mine for a long time.

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 11:01 GMT

This is cool. @DuckDuckGo has a built-in QR code generator. Search for "qr [URL]" and it will generate the QR code.

Jon Henshaw (@henshaw)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 16:42 GMT

Since no one asked, here’s my #WorkFromHome tip: Wi-fi is shit. Get an Ethernet cable. Your video conferencing friends will thank you.

Will Cooke (@8none1)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 16:46 GMT

If the toilet paper shortage continues we might actually find out how to use the three seashells.

Hannah (@fionchadd)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 16:50 GMT

*whispers* you know this is going to take longer than 2 weeks, right?

bletchley punk is keeping her distance (@alicegoldfuss)Sun, 15 Mar 2020 21:53 GMT

Wasn’t even scared until all the grocery stores started clearing out. I’m not afraid of COVID19 but what is scary, is the lack of common sense people have. I’m scared for people who actually need to go to the store & feed their fams but Susan and Karen stocked up for 30 years.

Jessica Michel (@micheljessica_)Sat, 14 Mar 2020 07:21 GMT

You realize how isolated you have been when a world pandemic happens and you need to make almost zero changes to your lifestyle

Bruno Lemos (@brunolemos)Sat, 14 Mar 2020 16:37 GMT

RT @DiscreetLatino

me, a single person: “I wish I had someone to self-quarantine with 🥺” couples:

Carol ⚡️ #IndieWebCamp 👩‍💻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 15 Mar 2020 23:00 GMT

RT @alicegoldfuss

PEOPLE: but what will I do with all this free time?? ME: CoroNaNoWriMo

Carol ⚡️ #IndieWebCamp 👩‍💻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 15 Mar 2020 22:30 GMT

My live notes from #IndiewebCamp London (Online) today and yesterday kevinmarks.com/indiewebcamplo… #indieweb

Kevin Marks (@kevinmarks)Sun, 15 Mar 2020 17:29 GMT