https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1240371850795986946

I have to stay vigilant about the number of boxes the cats are allowed to adopt. @MrsEmma is such a pushover we'd end up living in a bloody recycling centre

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 00:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrAndrew/status/1240429927712858112

Cats are experts at social distancing. We all just need boxes.

Marcus Noble (@Marcus_Noble_)Thu, 19 Mar 2020 05:28 GMT

The feeling when a productive workday is over and it's time to go home 🥰

Anna Jenelius 🦔 (@TheAnaka)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 16:31 GMT

I’ve had some exciting news! In a couple weeks I’m joining the Core Engineering team at Elsevier as a Systems Engineer Had an amazing time in the eCommerce team but it’s time for a new challenge and making #SezOps a reality!

Seren Davies (@ninjanails)Wed, 18 Mar 2020 12:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/amberperrier1/status/1240320388724391939

Good, good try. Cross that action out, and write beneath it: 'Please the Royal Academy' and then cross that out.

Royal Academy (@royalacademy)Wed, 18 Mar 2020 16:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/royalacademy/status/1240314862930145292

Our boss: Okay we need to share the joy of art while we’re closed, bring us the best content plan you’ve got. Us: *staring at our lunch*

Royal Academy (@royalacademy)Wed, 18 Mar 2020 19:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1240205123156148225

Craig Burgess (@craigburgess)Wed, 18 Mar 2020 12:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1240205123156148225

You two are the perfect tech couple. #jealous

Paul Seal (codeshare.co.uk) (@CodeSharePaul)Wed, 18 Mar 2020 11:41 GMT

My latest quarantine panic buy is a pink mechanical keyboard that is going to take a huge amount of getting used to. But I just can't use the laptop keyboard anymore, it will probably end up breaking if I do.

Lex Lofthouse ✨ (@Loftio)Wed, 18 Mar 2020 08:34 GMT

I HATE BEING QUARANTINED STUCK IN ONE STUPID BUILDING ALL THE TIME I WOULD RATHER GO BETWEEN THE SAME TWO OR THREE BUILDINGS REPEATEDLY DOING THE SAME ACTIVITIES IN AN ALMOST IDENTICAL ORDER NOW THATS LIVING

NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 18:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1240205123156148225

Dayum son!

Lou 👨‍💻🏋️‍♂️🎸🚴🏻‍♂️🏍 (@loujaybee)Wed, 18 Mar 2020 09:31 GMT

Brick+mortar businesses are suffering due to social distancing, resulting in decreased sales. Store owners, I'll help you get set up on @Shopify at no cost (just pay Shopify fees) so you can begin selling online, even if it's just selling gift cards. ✉️ kelly@thetaproom.com

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 23:19 GMT

We. Are. The. Problem.

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Here's an unexpected side effect of the pandemic - the water's flowing through the canals of Venice is clear for the first time in forever. The fish are visible, the swans returned.

Kaveri 🇮🇳 (@ikaveri)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 21:10 GMT

Shameka (@Shameka_xox0)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 08:41 GMT

New word for 2020. Every time my wife sees me staring ashen-faced at my phone, she tells me to “stop doomsurfing”.

William Sutcliffe (@Will_Sutcliffe8)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 21:23 GMT

I ALSO AM FINDING THIS ISOLATION A CHALLENGE 😬

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 19:40 GMT

Introverts - when you're on your own it's easy to go from self isolating to deep introversion, which is hard to get out of. The community is amazing. Take advantage. And if you need someone to vent at - let me know, I've got the time.

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 20:50 GMT

顔をもしゃもしゃ…

もふもふ動画 (@ru_ruru831)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 11:05 GMT

did boomers have to grow through 2 economic crashes and a global pandemic before turning 40???

Dr. Manhattan 🇳🇬 (@TheNewThinkerr)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 22:30 GMT

This morning a White House official referred to #Coronavirus as the “Kung-Flu” to my face. Makes me wonder what they’re calling it behind my back.

Weijia Jiang (@weijia)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 14:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/dhm/status/1239682433848610817

They should tell them about it, then right away introduce a new housemate.

Joss Moore (@one_animals)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 23:26 GMT

hell yeah, my boyfriends work just decided they're sending everybody on the factory floor home with 2 extra weeks PTO and donating all the fancy chocolates still in the warehouse to the nurses at the research hospital and the children's free lunch programs

elizabeth (@spindlypete)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 21:55 GMT

I ran out of cookies.

emily freeman (@editingemily)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 19:07 GMT

10/10 would write a (essay-length 👀) blog post for local, prolific blogger, @JamieTanna on his birthday! 😁 But here is merely a lil tweet: Happy Birthday, Jamie. Hope you've had a great one 🎉

riz (@rizbizkits)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 18:49 GMT

Dinner with friends tonight has been cancelled 😔 so now I have to figure out what to do with this fancy (hopefully-purple-but-I-bet-it's-not) gin 🤔 The ratio of gin to tonic is correct, right?

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 18:37 GMT

Soz to be too real but, how *are* you meant to stay calm and carry on with uni assignments like ~all of this~ isn't draining ALL motivation/energy? 🤔 Asking for eh, my friends 👀 p.s. LOOK AT THIS GIF 😍

riz (@rizbizkits)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 18:59 GMT

Listen to Doc #COVID19

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 14:12 GMT

Went out to buy a pack of toilet roll (not hoarding, actually need some) - and I’m not even kidding, 4 shops, 0 rolls - ZERO Genuinely didn’t realise how prolific a problem this was becoming 🤦‍♂️

Luke Exton (@LukeExton)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 14:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1239827385001938944

Shaun (@sdh100Shaun)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 16:26 GMT

This dog is me in like three days tops

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When you're forced to stay home for 3 weeks and you realize it's only been 2 days.

Anne Wheaton (@AnneWheaton)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 14:08 GMT

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 14:19 GMT

Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together: Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on. In our apartment, Cheryl keeps leaving her dirty water cups all over the place and we really don't know what to do about her.

Molly Tolsky (@mollytolsky)Mon, 16 Mar 2020 17:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1239868692411961346

Anna ✨🙅‍♀️✨ (@anna_hax)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 11:07 GMT