One hour to go until the first wave of DDD East Midlands Conference tickets are released! Are you ready? #dddem #dddeastmids #dddeastmidlands

DDD East Midlands (@dddeastmidlands)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 11:30 GMT

I have, um, just learned that my husband ate the cinnamon roll while I was asleep and he gave Flame the packaging

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Flame has not adjusted back to house life yet. She stole a cinnamon roll from the kitchen and ate it.

Blair Braverman (@BlairBraverman)Thu, 26 Mar 2020 19:37 GMT

Blair Braverman (@BlairBraverman)Thu, 26 Mar 2020 21:52 GMT

Clapping for NHS but voting Tory twitter.com/angelgail_4/st…

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Bomboclaat

₳₦₲ɆⱠ🅙🇺🇸🇭🇹 (@AngelGail_4)Tue, 24 Mar 2020 21:46 GMT

Luke Exton (@LukeExton)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 09:47 GMT

Morning #TechNott! What's everyone got planned this weekend?? As we approach a weekend where a lot of people can't see their friends, family or do their usual hobbies - we'd love to hear about activities where anyone can join remotely 💻📲🎧📽️❤️

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 08:38 GMT

I understand the serving size is 2 cookies. But what is the stress eating serving size?

Justin Garrison (@rothgar)Fri, 27 Mar 2020 03:37 GMT

well i NEVER

stanley touchy (@keinegurke_)Thu, 26 Mar 2020 09:04 GMT

RT @LukeDavisSEO

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VM (Vicky) Brasseur (@vmbrasseur)Thu, 26 Mar 2020 22:26 GMT

Emotional. All along our street people were clapping and cheering and banging saucepans. Goosebumps. #ClapForCarers #ClapForNHS

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Thu, 26 Mar 2020 20:03 GMT

We should never have let HTML any where near email!

Terence Eden (@edent)Thu, 26 Mar 2020 15:19 GMT

Took me a while, but finally got this setup and can now save lots of typing (and time). Thanks 🙏

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https://twitter.com/jbjon/status/1226821529654243328

You can also use the config in jvt.me/posts/2019/09/… to always push to the same branch upstream 🙌🏼 saving a lot of typing (jvt.me/mf2/2020/02/n2…)

Jamie Tanna | www.jvt.me (@JamieTanna)Mon, 10 Feb 2020 13:04 GMT

Antonis Pavlakis (@pavlakis)Thu, 26 Mar 2020 14:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1240371850795986946

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 22:26 GMT

out of context parks & rec (@nocontextpawnee)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 18:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/EmilyKager/status/1242686496471048198

You called 👀🍝

Ed George (@Sp4ghettiCode)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 16:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/EmilyKager/status/1242686496471048198

You called 👀🍝

Ed George (@Sp4ghettiCode)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 16:30 GMT

Happy Friday, everyone Or is it Tuesday? Maybe it's Sunday?

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 12:24 GMT

I found watching my coffee granules move like celestial objects around my cup strangely relaxing...

Ian Miell (@ianmiell)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 16:31 GMT

I know the weather is nice in the UK and we're all stuck at home but please, before you start blasting music in the garden, remember your neighbours are now having to work from home under stressful conditions. Please don't add to that.

Marcus Noble (@Marcus_Noble_)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 16:24 GMT

Holy shit 💀

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Where is your god now

(((Judd Winick))) (@JuddWinick)Tue, 24 Mar 2020 15:27 GMT

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 19:22 GMT

RT @nocontexttgp

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 19:22 GMT

Based on the evidence provided to me, the only conclusion I can reach is that my neighbours are having competitive sex while playing Mario Kart.

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 03:46 GMT

Tonight we're going to be recording episode 4, with all of our hosts completely remote - our topic is Working effectively as a distributed team!

Agile Engineering Podcast (@AgileEngPodcast)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 11:20 GMT

My new desk arrived! 😍

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 11:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1242632267026952192

Some folks seem to be missing that “Zoom” is the single product in the list that isn’t / wasn’t a Google offering.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 02:22 GMT

I just don’t understand why Zoom is the de facto videoconferencing solution instead of Google Meet or Hangouts or Duo or Allo or Talk or Hangouts Chat or GTalk or Buzz or Wave or Messages or Spaces or Voice or…

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Wed, 25 Mar 2020 01:59 GMT

its so nice that we have all agreed that drinking youtself to sleep alone is no longer sad as long as you have a zoom call in the background?? go virus

laura bananas (@freezydorito)Tue, 24 Mar 2020 21:06 GMT

in fair corona where we quarantine (@3liza)Tue, 24 Mar 2020 10:17 GMT

oh come on

sympathy yikes (@said_mitch)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 21:23 GMT

Cheeky little #WiTNotts planning session! It's our 5th Birthday and we have @paulienuh joining us next week! What do you do when you're in isolation and you don't have a birthday party hat?!?? Make your own of course!!! 🎉🎂🎁 nott.tech/wit-april

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Tue, 24 Mar 2020 20:29 GMT

out of context brooklyn nine nine🏳️‍🌈 (@nocontxt99)Tue, 24 Mar 2020 18:17 GMT