Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz)Sat, 04 Apr 2020 00:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/1246234867446112257

Saw this earlier

James Shaddock (@jpshaddock)Sat, 04 Apr 2020 00:36 +0000

Gggreggg Sinclair (@theninjagreg)Fri, 03 Apr 2020 21:17 +0000

Ok. Whoever did this is a genius.

Josh Gad (@joshgad)Sat, 04 Apr 2020 04:32 +0000

AND....this is what happens when the shutter speed of the camera doesn't synch with the turbine's angular speed... ...or maybe 👽 are using our technology against us... @StormHour #Physics #CthulhuArms ©Joshua Drury.

JH 🌻 (@jhbspacex)Sat, 04 Apr 2020 15:38 +0000

What’s the first sentence of the best novel that will be written about this epidemic?

Bill Grueskin (@BGrueskin)Fri, 03 Apr 2020 00:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/BGrueskin/status/1245871833875771395

"It is a wondrous and joyous thing, this voyage that lies ahead for us," Fred said to his wife as they boarded the Diamond Princess for the dream vacation that cost him most of his 401K.

Bill Grueskin (@BGrueskin)Fri, 03 Apr 2020 01:24 +0000

I made some small changes on my blog today: ✨ minor theme tweaks ✨ added an affiliate section in /pawlean ✨ added blogging story video in /online ✨ updated my blog roll with new blogs shared with me through IG ✨ general cleaning up behind the scenes 💜🤗

Pauline is at home 🏰 (@paulienuh)Sat, 04 Apr 2020 19:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/rothgar/status/1246473705850425344

How are we supposed to go clothes shopping in a post conference era?

Justin Garrison (@rothgar)Sat, 04 Apr 2020 16:24 +0000

Today is my last day at Disney. It has been an amazing 6 years making magic that so many people enjoy around the world ✨🌎 I will miss working alongside friends and learning from them all. I'm taking some time off to quarantine with family and then excited for my next role!

Justin Garrison (@rothgar)Fri, 03 Apr 2020 16:24 +0000

Please everyone stop worrying about children and screen time right now. I glued myself to the tv and watched every episode of Who’s The Boss and Full House several times over as a kid and grew up to write a book about mid century intellectuals. They’ll be fine.

Michelle Dean (@michelledean)Fri, 03 Apr 2020 23:17 +0000

can u imagine being pregnant and doing an ultrasound and you ask the doctor if its a boy or a girl and he says idk bro and shows you the sonogram and its just a large human foot with an umbilical cord attached to the sole and then your husband just laughs and says haha feetus

harley (@persephonetic)Sun, 24 Feb 2019 20:52 GMT

Surrounding a bash command with () will not persist directory changes So instead of cd ios && pod install && cd .. You can do: (cd ios && pod install) Pretty neat!

Kadi Kraman (@kadikraman)Sat, 04 Apr 2020 14:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/proactivepaul/status/1245806500112740353

Accountant gets new washing machine.. there's a money laundering joke in there somewhere..

Lee Englestone 💡🧠👨‍💻🚀 (@LeeEnglestone)Thu, 02 Apr 2020 20:14 +0000

For reasons involving boredom and loneliness, I am live on Twitch right now! Join me for a tour of my Minecraft airport :) twitch.tv/mrandrewplayin…

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sat, 04 Apr 2020 14:34 +0000

Elon Musk playbook: 1. Dismiss COVID-19 fears as “dumb” 2. Pledge to donate 1,000 ventilators 3. Bask in the free publicity 4. Donate just 40 ventilators, none of which can be used on COVID-19 patients

Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein)Sat, 04 Apr 2020 02:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/hannahjdavies/status/1246090079082287105

Karl (@__karl__)Fri, 03 Apr 2020 19:53 +0000

All humans must keep indoors. All humans will self isolate. By order of the daleks. #COVID19

Sandford Police (@Sandford_Police)Fri, 03 Apr 2020 17:21 +0000

why are we not funding this

Kittens (@kittensfolder)Fri, 03 Apr 2020 19:34 +0000

My word. Ocado with perhaps the fact of 2020 so far.

Steve Dresser (@dresserman)Thu, 02 Apr 2020 21:36 +0000

RT @Lucywwatson Remembering when I used to wear little shoes on my feet like a horse or something

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Sat, 04 Apr 2020 08:50 +0000

LOL, how very white are the NHS heroes from Sheffield?!? I know FOR A FACT that the NHS isn’t this white in Sheffield. 🤣Let’s equally represent our NHS heroes PLEASE. UGH. twitter.com/sheffieldstar/…

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The Star, Sheffield (@SheffieldStar)Wed, 01 Apr 2020 20:42 +0000

Pauline is at home 🧚🏻 (@paulienuh)Sat, 04 Apr 2020 12:05 +0000

She's a little girl, And I'm gonna call her Marmite! She actually has a Meet and Greet scheduled with a potential adopter on Wednesday, so hopefully this is a brief stay TvT

the Cagle Cats (@CagleCats)Fri, 03 Apr 2020 22:57 +0000

Well, there we have it. Disney's #ArtemisFowl will now skip theatrical release, and is set to now debut on @DisneyPlus this summer. @ArtemisFowl @EoinColfer artemis-fowl.com/2020/04/03/art…

Artemis Fowl (@AFConfidential)Fri, 03 Apr 2020 19:35 +0000

I'm taking advantage of isolation by learning some new cuisines from around the world. Tonight, I cooked my favourite American dish

Cromerty York - Voiceover & Voice Actor🎙️ (@Cromerty)Thu, 02 Apr 2020 21:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/WiT_Notts/status/1245799382915710976

Playing Where's Waldo? with the tech community 👀 @JamieTanna

Graham : A Star Wars Story (@whoisgraham)Fri, 03 Apr 2020 13:18 +0000

RT @bIondiewasabi do british websites use biscuits?

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 03 Apr 2020 06:38 +0000

Morning! We hope you had a great time at #WiTNotts online! Need more in your life or couldn't make it!? Don't worry, we're here for you! 👉 Join us online 24/7 on Slack nott.tech/slack 👉 Next #WiTNotts 7th May with @SparkleClass! 👉 #TechNott 20th April with @efinlay24!

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Fri, 03 Apr 2020 08:06 +0000

Pandemic - When everyone goes outside to support the NHS by hitting a pan.

Suburban Dictionary (@Suburban_Dic)Thu, 02 Apr 2020 22:28 +0000

Am I the only one not at all bothered by being with my partner 24/7? He hasn’t annoyed me once. 😅

Ashley Willis (McNamara) (@ashleymcnamara)Thu, 02 Apr 2020 10:03 +0000