your friend who's being a little too productive during quarantine

Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell)Wed, 08 Apr 2020 01:31 +0000

If you signed up for our #WiTNotts sticker care parcel service last week, look out for some beautiful shiny #stickers dropping through your letterbox!! 💌🔥💖📮

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Wed, 08 Apr 2020 13:59 +0000

Biggest weight lifted from my shoulders, I accepted an offer today. I think the single most stressful experience of my life is over, time to join y'all in worrying about the main event.

Jonathan Kingston (@KingstonTime)Wed, 08 Apr 2020 16:18 +0000

If you haven't heard, I'm moving jobs! I'm incredibly sad to be leaving the team at Imosphere and all the incredible work they do but I'm very excited to be joining the @DVSAdigital team 🎉 I wrote some stuff if you'd like to hear more 🤓 annadodson.co.uk/blog/2020/04/0…

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Wed, 08 Apr 2020 16:10 +0000

🚨 Consider this your lightning talk inspirational post. Starting with "Wat" - A lightning talk by Gary Bernhardt from CodeMash 2012 destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat C'mon, it's 5m long, you've got time ⌛

LeicesterJS (@leicesterjs)Wed, 08 Apr 2020 09:45 +0000

Microservices are awful. Monoliths are awful. Software is awful. At this point I think computers may have been a mistake.

Billie Cleek (@bhcleek)Tue, 07 Apr 2020 01:56 +0000

There's still time to grab a virtual seat for @derickr's talk tomorrow at PHPMiNDS, "What's new in PHP 7.4, and coming up in PHP 8" More details at phpminds.org and we hope you can join us remotely!

php[minds] (@PHPMinds)Wed, 08 Apr 2020 15:02 +0000

Who edited this video??????🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your Social prefect (@King_Chris_Jr)Mon, 06 Apr 2020 17:28 +0000

Day XXX of quarantine and I made this and I don't know why.

Paul Indoors Dean (@paullicino)Tue, 07 Apr 2020 17:07 +0000

Almost 4 weeks into lockdown, I was feeling guilty about not finishing any of the blog posts on my drafts, or any of the features I had planned for my site. So I decided to tear it all down and rebuild from scratch. I guess it’s my coping mechanism 🤷‍♀️

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 07 Apr 2020 08:06 +0000

Tonight's news has prompted a purge of a handful of people I was following. If you're gloating about someone being moved to ICU with a potentially deadly virus, then, in the politest of terms, you can fucking do one. The right take on this is ONLY: We hope he gets better.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Mon, 06 Apr 2020 19:47 +0000

RT @pooldad if you pixelate the picture of justin beibers house a bit it looks like it's from a 1999 strategy game

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Mon, 06 Apr 2020 20:50 +0000

⁉️ Did you know there's a string replace slash command in @SlackHQ? /s/find/replace

Elijah Manor (@elijahmanor)Mon, 06 Apr 2020 17:13 +0000

we, as a species, are losing our minds

New Year, New Me (@JurassicArse)Sun, 05 Apr 2020 18:25 +0000

I bloody love Jamie Oliver’s Keep Cooking and Carry On because he says you can substitute ingredients for ones you do have in the cupboard. I made his Aubergine Curry Dal with Herby Flatbreads tonight.

Tuppence Pennyapple III (@fabulucy)Mon, 06 Apr 2020 17:01 +0000

Spicy cold take: for any engineering teams struggling with their newly decentralized reality, take a look at how open-source projects run things for ideas.

Noah Kantrowitz (@kantrn)Mon, 06 Apr 2020 20:15 +0000

Pool sliders and thermal socks. Yes, 100% yes 🔥

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Mon, 06 Apr 2020 12:18 +0000

Started looking at @eleven_ty this evening to migrate my site. Was so lost for a couple of hours, but now it clicked, and this is awesome! 🙌

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 06 Apr 2020 20:21 +0000

when someone says the title of the movie in the movie

Mike Scollins (@mikescollins)Sun, 05 Apr 2020 20:38 +0000

I, for one, would like to thank the Queen for making her royal address and providing the nation with something it sorely needs right now... The perfect Photoshop bait...

Peter Chiykowski respects the Queen, I promise (@rockpapercynic)Sun, 05 Apr 2020 19:41 +0000

Just been doing some checks before our meetup on Thursday - had a positive experience with @jitsinews which was recommended to us over @zoom_us - Jitsi Meet 100% works brilliantly in just the browser! We'll keep you posted on what we'll use for Thursday #PHPMiNDS

php[minds] (@PHPMinds)Mon, 06 Apr 2020 19:35 +0000

Thank you, @goustocooking for keeping me and my partner healthy over the past month. Best decision we have made for a long while! Here are some of our attempts at the recipes!

Mica Bell (@MicaSophieBell)Mon, 06 Apr 2020 12:31 +0000

This morning's mental health must: what a penguin weigh-in looks—and sounds—like:

Alexandra Rosas (@GDRPempress)Sat, 04 Apr 2020 13:26 +0000