https://twitter.com/rebeinstein/status/1250587101176885248

it's funny they think we can live on $1,200 without recurring income but millionaires with millions of $1,200s need repeated tax cuts, handouts & bail outs

ارررررسلان  årsªlán (@Arsalanism)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 01:46 +0000

The Brexit 'Party' raised *a lot* of money last year. Would be nice, not to mention patriotic, to see some of it diverted to struggling British farmers.

James O'Brien (@mrjamesob)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 08:02 +0000

RT @balhayre Thanks to @WiT_Notts and @technottingham for the amazing carepack of stickers. I'm using mines to cover my "Smiley" jar where I write down anything that made me proud on a paper and place it in the jar, to read at a later date. What's everyone else doing with their stickers ?

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 08:47 +0000

you ever get halfway thru a project only to stop and ask yourself what the fuck you're doing with your life? #AnimalCrossing #ACNH

Tim Pope (@tpope)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 22:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1250415744015187970

if you were mad you couldn't rt one of my globules of sheer wit, now's your window

Joe (@jna_sh)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 13:29 +0000

Big thank you to the awesome people I'm comfy being quiet around 😍

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Happy #HomebrewWebsiteClub from Nottingham! Socially distant, but coming together to work on stuff (quietly) (jvt.me/mf2/2020/04/wr…)

Jamie Tanna | www.jvt.me (@JamieTanna)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 17:29 +0000

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 20:13 +0000

You've invented the lunch break

Jeremy Thomson-Cook (@JThomsonCook)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 12:16 +0000

I don’t understand how engineers who are in back to back meetings all day long and are also supposed to keep standard work hours are supposed to get anything else done Like, literally How do they do that

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Tue, 14 Apr 2020 22:05 +0000

when you lied on your resume and got the job

rae paoletta (@PAYOLETTER)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 14:28 +0000

Interspecies love of the day.

Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 07:13 +0000

Great message of the day today.

Gary Williams (@ThisGeekTweets)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 10:42 +0000

When they said try working from home I didn’t realise they’d expect me to do the music too @BBCNews @BBCNWT #BBCNewsTheme 🥁 #workingfromhome

Owain Wyn Evans (@OwainWynEvans)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 07:07 +0000

Oh no it turns out Google translates instant translate feature will forcefully try and translate anything out in front of it even if the input is already in English Oh no...

avie (@coryoon)Tue, 14 Apr 2020 20:57 +0000

The CNN chyron writer has had it

Stay. The Fuck. Home. (@OhHaiDRol)Mon, 13 Apr 2020 22:34 +0000

I have a talent for pissing off men. It’s a gift really. I think I was born with it.

Patricia Aas (@pati_gallardo)Tue, 14 Apr 2020 12:41 +0000

turns out ICE are paying for your team plans

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Tue, 14 Apr 2020 20:36 +0000

out of context brooklyn nine nine🏳️‍🌈 (@nocontxt99)Tue, 14 Apr 2020 20:25 +0000

CALLING A LYFT - expensive HITCHING A RIDE WITH CHARON, FERRYMAN OF THE DEAD - only costs one coin - sure there's just one destination but still, what a deal

SparkNotes (@SparkNotes)Tue, 14 Apr 2020 18:29 +0000

RECEIVING DATA

Crysis (@Crysis)Mon, 13 Apr 2020 15:01 +0000

New social distancing rules: you may go on walks with loved ones but they must remain 6 feet behind you and if you turn around to look at them, they will stay in the underworld forever

Social Distancing Rules (@quarantinerules)Sat, 28 Mar 2020 22:28 GMT

social distancing, day 1: I'm going to take this time to relax, self-reflect, maybe do some journaling social distancing, day 37: there's a woman in the wallpaper and I need to get her out

SparkNotes (@SparkNotes)Thu, 09 Apr 2020 15:22 +0000

Ouch, I've just noticed that #Windows10 has truncated my username to "rawko" locally. This may be enough for me to go back to Linux ... 😂

David McKay (@rawkode)Mon, 13 Apr 2020 09:45 +0000

Not commuted into London in over a month. Struggling like everyone else to come to terms with how life may never be the same but grateful to have the freedom to still explore this beautiful countryside on my doorstep (calumryan.com/note/3490)

Calum Ryan | calumryan.com (@calum_ryan)Mon, 13 Apr 2020 19:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/Pixel_Robots/status/1249774692413706242

P @StevenPears E @MrsEmma T @JamieTanna E @chris_emerson R @rizbizkits Oh my! When is the move... I can't actually wait! Type an @ and then each letter of your first name. The resulting list of screen names is your quarantine house...

Pete Gallagher - Azure #MVPBuzz (@pete_codes)Mon, 13 Apr 2020 22:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1249787037626089473

For god's sake don't eat it

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Mon, 13 Apr 2020 20:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/saramagenheimer/status/1249444971830280196

I like the idea that your square gets bigger the less you talk, so eventually the screen is dominated by huge silent faces

Omar Rizwan (@rsnous)Sun, 12 Apr 2020 21:53 +0000