Today - Not feeling like an imposter as a Dev. Though there's a long way to go, past-me would be shook(!) at the amount of stuff I now seem to have pieced together (some) understanding of 💪 Celebrating this rare joy! 😅 #NuggetOfJoy

riz (@rizbizkits)Fri, 17 Apr 2020 21:33 +0000

How do you write front-end?

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Fri, 17 Apr 2020 22:17 +0000

Zoom just did this to an engineer at our company. Not cool. So not cool. Deceptive and shady AF. Count the security dark patterns here...

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wyd @zoom_us

Ashur Cabrera 😷 (@ashur)Thu, 26 Mar 2020 16:32 GMT

Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) (@lizthegrey)Fri, 17 Apr 2020 22:09 +0000

Once lockdown is lifted and we’re no longer on Zoom, I’m walking around with a tiny mirror above my face so you can continue to stare at your own face while we’re talking.

Danielle Baskin (@djbaskin)Fri, 17 Apr 2020 18:44 +0000

Last month was the first March without a school shooting in 18 years. That's it. That's the tweet.

Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself)Fri, 17 Apr 2020 20:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/Amir07351202/status/1251167849349070849

I don't hold grudges. He's just unqualified and also extremely toxic.

MalwareTech (@MalwareTechBlog)Fri, 17 Apr 2020 15:23 +0000

Got a DM from this guy who spent years mocking me for not going to university. He messaged me to say he'd just finished his degree and wanted to know if we're hiring grads. 😆

MalwareTech (@MalwareTechBlog)Fri, 17 Apr 2020 15:16 +0000

If you weren't sure of how bad things have gotten, Amazon is out of podcast mics.

Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 18:55 +0000

Thank YOU @WiT_Notts & @technottingham team for having me! Thoroughly enjoyed doing my first remote talk during this crazy time - the most I’ve ever felt normal ☺️ I’ve plastered my laptop case with good vibes from the Notts tech community - such a fun bunch 🤩 ✨

Pauline P. Narvas (at home 🏰) (@paulienuh)Fri, 17 Apr 2020 16:30 +0000

Settling in for an afternoon of #ReactSummit learning 🤓

Carol ⚡️ (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 17 Apr 2020 13:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1251123323217592323

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Fri, 17 Apr 2020 12:36 +0000

@anna_hax This is you. twitter.com/AdamCSharp/sta…

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To mark the #DayOfTheMushroom here is a list of all the foods that are worse than mushrooms: 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 08:37 +0000

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 17 Apr 2020 11:24 +0000

Just turned down a speaking panel engagement as there were no women on the planned panel. Took opportunity to recommend several women more qualified than me from my network #justsaynotomanels

Shaun Norris (@shaunnorris)Fri, 17 Apr 2020 06:45 +0000

Playstation owners - who's up for some classic GTA5 multiplayer? We don't even have to do missions, we can just get stuck in traffic, go to the funfair, hang around in crowds and touch each others' faces. How 'bout it?

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Fri, 17 Apr 2020 11:24 +0000

We had a dress rehearsal of Monday's #TechNott yesterday, and we're really excited for it! Hope to see you there on Monday for some remote fun 🍉 All the deets are on: nott.tech/tn-april

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Fri, 17 Apr 2020 12:54 +0000

An awful lot of these corporate COVID19 ads are “this is a $5 million ad buy to tell you about the $100k we donated.”

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Fri, 17 Apr 2020 06:28 +0000

A very short story 😂😩

Sleek (@SleekOnSocial)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 14:22 +0000

Doing a huge clean out, and found this. Couldn't bring myself to chuck it. Remember that trip @Curtis_h @JakeLPrice @hazanjon

Mike Elsmore (@ukmadlz)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 14:58 +0000

Having a fully designed and coded technical portfolio or a blog is a privilege that not everyone has. If someone uses a CMS to build their portfolio / blog it doesn't make them any less of a software developer. Don't @ me.

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 10:52 +0000

add "pero like" to any famous movie line - I'll go first: "pero like, I see dead people."

Con Todo (@contodonetflix)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 18:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1250896491356598274

Eat him

misha in lockdown (@howlieT)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 21:22 +0000

Day 1 at Auth0: "What's a token? I'm never going to understand this stuff!" 3 months in: "I'm starting to get it!" 6 months: "Ugh, never mind, identity is way more complex than I ever imagined." 19 months: "OH MY GOD REFRESH TOKEN ROTATION I'M SO EXCITED!"

Sam Julien (@samjulien)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 18:42 +0000

adult industries editor 🤝 senior dev *spends all day reviewing packages*

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 17:13 +0000

OH: "DNS is just naming things and cache invalidation, how could it end up being complicated?"

Andy Lindeman (@alindeman)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 17:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/macarthy/status/1250479446932377600

... which was left out because an off-by-one error.

🎧🖥🌭 (@technoweenie)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 18:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/alindeman/status/1250478857318268935

and distributed...

macarthy (@macarthy)Wed, 15 Apr 2020 17:41 +0000

Having been on the dating apps for the last few months as a bisexual, I can officially confirm that men's behaviour is much, much, much worse.

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 16 Apr 2020 15:36 +0000