Really looking forward to being bad at making eye contact again.

Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen)Sun, 19 Apr 2020 06:30 +0000

Jeans are cancelled. I don't want to go back to wearing them again. Comfies forever.

Lex Lofthouse ✨ (@Loftio)Sun, 19 Apr 2020 20:14 +0000

Sneinton market graffiti is always 💛✨

Carol 🌴living the island life ✨ (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 19 Apr 2020 15:36 +0000

Just finished watching all the films in the MCU on Disney + here is my analysis of all the heroes.

Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla)Sat, 18 Apr 2020 22:21 +0000

Several hours of hacking things together and it works!

Chris Evans (@evnsio)Sun, 19 Apr 2020 12:36 +0000

Hey @sainsburys gotta love your substitution choices for Duck toilet cleaner! Looks like it's Chinese for tonight 😉 #dontmindifido #sainsburys #onlinefoodshop #substitution #chineese

Matthew Goldsbrough (@MattGoldsbrough)Sun, 19 Apr 2020 13:02 +0000

Bought a breathalyser and the first sentence of the manual is DON’T TRY TO SET A HIGH SCORE

Paul Curry (@cr3)Sat, 18 Apr 2020 13:52 +0000

What I want to be known for: Making once untouchable concepts approachable, creating space for necessary discussion and understanding. Punching up, towards oppressive systems and their holders, helping down and around towards those not as lucky as me with the privileges I have.

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Sun, 19 Apr 2020 05:18 +0000

i would rather eat shoes than make gordon ramsey level meals every single day for a man to eat at his computer playing roblox twitter.com/cassiusmarcel/…

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Femme parfaite ou quoi

. (@CassiusMarcel)Fri, 17 Apr 2020 08:04 +0000

if i eated soap (@toooooooooba)Sat, 18 Apr 2020 19:04 +0000

Second wave of sleep after waking up too early the first time >>>>

KG👑 (@LiveLoveLia)Sat, 18 Apr 2020 12:49 +0000

BREAKING NEWS: Penguins taking back control in Cape Town. 🐧😃

Lewis Pugh (@LewisPugh)Sat, 18 Apr 2020 11:53 +0000

birthdays in the middle six months of 2020

pay essential workers like they’re essential (@bitandbang)Sat, 18 Apr 2020 23:57 +0000

The line between dog toy and sex toy blurs even further.

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Catherine Bennetto (@cathbennetto)Sun, 19 Apr 2020 09:47 +0000

Tane Piper (@tanepiper)Sun, 19 Apr 2020 09:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamesSACorey/status/1251685035402391552

Captain Outrageous (@Real_Torvar)Sun, 19 Apr 2020 01:37 +0000

I'm doing something I've not done since university - trying to understand the header structure of a binary file. It amazes me how poor the RFC documentation is. I'm looking through some rando's open source project just to make sense of it. I'm not convinced this is relaxing!

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 19 Apr 2020 08:29 +0000

Today - @akmal_farhana baked a most wonderful orange cake which I, of course, 100% over-ate. 🍊 Cake for dinner is the universal cheat code to joy, no?! 🧡

riz (@rizbizkits)Sat, 18 Apr 2020 21:34 +0000

Tonight’s play: Fleabag (2019) 💛

Carol 🌴living the island life (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 18 Apr 2020 21:03 +0000

I fucking love the idea that Slack -- the company that notoriously refused to let its own workers work remotely for its entire existence until finally forced to by the COVID-19 crisis -- is trying to position itself as the remote work expert.

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sat, 18 Apr 2020 22:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/rrhoover/status/1099819967216640000

😬 wp.lol

Anil Dash 😷 (@anildash)Sun, 24 Feb 2019 23:58 GMT

Sorry just found a load of draft tweets. So pressed publish on a bunch of them

Jenny Wong 🐝 (@miss_jwo)Sat, 18 Apr 2020 19:29 +0000

I thought the personalised message was for the driver not the pods 😂 oops

Rosa Falcini (@rosa_falcini)Sat, 18 Apr 2020 12:36 +0000

Saw this and thought of you @mzbat

Sister HxA full of trace(route) (@hexadecim8)Sat, 18 Apr 2020 11:07 +0000

Never been hungover at work a day in my life. For me this screams “drinking culture”. Imagine asking it to a recovering alcoholic, or somebody who doesn’t drink for religious reasons, without knowing 😬 An instant “othering” experience IMO.

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We ask this sometimes in interviews. What’s the thing that you can still be the best at doing at work even with a hangover?

David M. Brear (@davidbrear)Sat, 18 Apr 2020 08:20 +0000

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Sat, 18 Apr 2020 18:02 +0000

Just raised a PR in someone's project and it was merged. Great, except for the obvious spelling mistake in the commit message now as the headline commit, front and centre of the github page. Bonus points for me making a song and dance about "self review" 😅

Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Sat, 18 Apr 2020 16:31 +0000

Wine descriptions I could use for my Tinder bio, a thread: “Crisp, elegant and grassy fresh”

Carol 🌴living the island life (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 18 Apr 2020 17:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1251560385603305472

I did think 'oh Jamie's having a lovely day catching up on the events of the past year'

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sat, 18 Apr 2020 18:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/anna_hax/status/1251562189774827523

Twanner works on an eeeeeeventual consistency model

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sat, 18 Apr 2020 18:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1251560385603305472

This was an entertaining blast from the past!! @MrAndrew - TWannaWeb's on one 😂

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Sat, 18 Apr 2020 17:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/funkypigeon121/status/1220504343163625472

That was @JamieTanna awesome talk!! jvt.me/posts/2019/10/…

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Fri, 24 Jan 2020 06:42 GMT