Truly honored by the amount of thoughtful consideration that must have been put into curating this list of female engineering leaders before selecting me to join it.

Laurie Voss (@seldo)Thu, 23 Apr 2020 16:15 +0000

How I used to begin work emails: Hi! How I begin work emails now:

Hannah Long (@HannahGraceLong)Wed, 22 Apr 2020 20:14 +0000

"Nooooooo you have separate text using paragraphs and style them you can't use an html element it's bad separation of concerns" "Haha line break go <br>"

Nat Alison 🍑 (@tesseralis)Thu, 23 Apr 2020 02:17 +0000

Dave Cheney (@davecheney)Thu, 23 Apr 2020 05:58 +0000

guys I tweeted my turnip prices and elijah wood just came to my island and hung out 😭😭😭😭😭 this is the best day in quarantine yet

jessa 🦋 (@directedbyrian)Thu, 23 Apr 2020 16:51 +0000

Sleepy buddies

Life on Earth (@planetpng)Thu, 23 Apr 2020 15:45 +0000

Am I the only one who can't use the macOS Finder? Where is the filepath editor in the navbar? What directory am I in? How do I go up a directory? How do I go to my home directory? If I'm forced to use Finder, I literally have to `open path/to/dir`

Jim Fisher (@MrJamesFisher)Thu, 23 Apr 2020 13:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/anonymousCoder9/status/1253333204762636294

And the men are mostly very well endowed. Your point being?

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 23 Apr 2020 14:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/SirJesstheBrave/status/1253066016973717504

Not mine but as soon as I heard it I stole it - "tell me about a time you decided not to rewrite the whole thing?"

Sam Donnelley (@samdonnelley)Wed, 22 Apr 2020 21:05 +0000

no context the good place (@nocontexttgp)Tue, 21 Apr 2020 14:08 +0000

I haven’t left the house since mid March, and I’ve just had a card put through my letter box saying “We tried to deliver your parcel but you were out.” 🤷🏻‍♀️

Nigella Lawson (@Nigella_Lawson)Wed, 22 Apr 2020 15:29 +0000

If anyone out there has had a kidney stent and has ANY ADVICE on how to deal with the endless pain, please message me, I have 10 more days until it comes out and am not handling it well. Thanks in advance! (I have prescriptions for pain but they barely make a dent)

Julie Gunderson (@Julie_Gund)Wed, 22 Apr 2020 19:47 +0000

curl -fsSLd get.docker.com -0 get-docker.sh | bash

ThugCrowd - #AirGap2020 Virtual Con May 2nd (@thugcrowd)Wed, 22 Apr 2020 17:17 +0000

So, lemme just share my screen... one second. OK can everyone see my screen?

Tristan Harward (@trisweb)Tue, 21 Apr 2020 14:04 +0000

BBC announcement: - Sir David Attenborough to educate pupils as part of the new BBC education offering, which starts tomorrow morning. - He is set to help explain topics like oceans and animals. - Prof Brian Cox will also teach science, such as the solar system.

Scott Bryan (@scottygb)Sun, 19 Apr 2020 21:30 +0000

We have the first great Parliamentary Zoom disaster, courtesy of @vaughangething in the Welsh Assembly

Alain Tolhurst (@Alain_Tolhurst)Wed, 22 Apr 2020 15:49 +0000

Check out this absolute unit 🙌

Carol 🌴living the island life ✨ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 22 Apr 2020 16:20 +0000

Why do we call it "eating out" and not Hole Foods

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 22 Apr 2020 14:02 +0000

This really brightened up my day! ✨ Thank you @WiT_Notts @technottingham @anna_hax 💖

Marcus Noble (@Marcus_Noble_)Wed, 22 Apr 2020 12:23 +0000

Yesterday @Loftio got a at 500+ turnip price and everyone in the #Nintendo channel on the @technottingham Slack got rich 😁 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Wed, 22 Apr 2020 07:36 +0000

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says, “I think I might be a type O”

Chris 🏳️‍🌈 (@chrispaget1)Mon, 20 Apr 2020 19:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/CHANGINGHOMES/status/1251473515087364097

Hi, we at @technottingham are 3D Printing visors. Who can I contact there about what they need?

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Tue, 21 Apr 2020 22:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/GitHubPolicy/status/1252687833812234240

I'm so glad you've taken this position, GitHub! Since you have now decided that you care about the welfare of immigrants, stop working with ICE

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Wed, 22 Apr 2020 02:04 +0000

I had a lovely time at the #TechNott remote meetup yesterday! 🎉 I hope you enjoyed my talk - my slides are available here 😄 noti.st/efinlay/yTz0sM… thanks again to everyone (@CarolSaysThings, @MrAndrew, @anna_hax, @short_louise and @LittleHelli) who made this happen 👏

Euan Finlay (@efinlay24)Tue, 21 Apr 2020 10:13 +0000

Using Twitter and other social medias as your comment platform. Citing people and letting them know about it straight up. Webmentions are awesome!! ❤️✨ #IndieWeb

Atila.io 🧉 (@AtilaFassina)Tue, 21 Apr 2020 19:42 +0000

Omfg best one yet 😭😭😭😭

Daz (@Darrah_lindsay)Mon, 20 Apr 2020 16:58 +0000

sitting in the passenger side of my best friend’s ride, trying to holler at scrubs

soul nate (@MNateShyamalan)Mon, 20 Apr 2020 12:52 +0000